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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦

@flossman.bsky.social
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I'm the president of space. He/him. Human rights activist. Late-stage capitalism is cancer. ACAB. Leftist and believer in actual science. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 Anti-Israel and anti-Hamas. War crimes on both sides, but genocide on Israel's.

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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m on my tenth can of Hogwater today and I’ve never felt more alive.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drink Hogwater. It’s on your side.
A can of "Hog Water Green Flavor" is displayed with text that reads, "Contains the same chemicals as chemtrails. But this time they're on OUR side." A plane is depicted leaving a trail in the sky.
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Definitely hijinks of the highest order!
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
hell yeah puppets! #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oh yes, let’s model our elections after Modi’s regime. Nothing could go wrong.
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I mean, Oliver Twist had “enough” gruel.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
UNBELIEVABLE! We’ve all heard the deep pocket theory…but now we’ve got confirmation.
Man in front of a podcast mic with the words," After we shot Bin Laden, the thing we didn't expect... was the amount of Chuck E. Cheese coins we found in his pockets." Man in front of a podcast mic with the words, "What keeps me up at night is thinking about what prizes he would have used those tokens on if we hadn't found him when we did."
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’m impressed she didn’t just scream “shut the fuck up!” at him. The facts aren’t on his side, so he just interrupts and yells.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Appalling cruelty — and all to fund more tax cuts for the rich.
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
So then McConnell will be forced to admit he's alive... or the party will need to admit they were hiding his death. Beshear stands to lose nothing.
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
$20 says Trump is going to ignore the damage in #Wisconsin and refuse #FEMA money.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Crab Salts Ultra is your shortcut to peak performance on the cellular level.
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I support this.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
According to whistleblowers, some donors who meant to give to the nonpartisan "America 250" anniversary committee were instead duped into funding Trump's Freedom 250 MAGA slush fund. How did Trump's cronies spend the money? We won't know until 2027.
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Freedom 250: Gladiators, Parades, & the Grifting of America
Who's paying for Trump's MAGA-fied Freedom 250 festivities?Major corporate donors include Lockheed Martin, ExxonMobil, a
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The 14th Amendment, ratified July 9, 1868: “All persons born or naturalized in the U.S., and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the U.S. and of the State wherein they reside.” This includes U.S.-born children of immigrants, as reaffirmed in 1898 by SCOTUS. Remember this.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Trump’s comments on Platner June 6th: He’s a pig. Trump’s comments on Platner after the new allegations: It’s really a question of whether or not you believe the woman. A lot of people say big falsehoods
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We have video evidence. He exploded after eating too many whataburgers.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
gambling ads
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Orange Guy on a green background. He is continually shouting “BET BET BET BET”

Panel 2:
Orange Guy is becoming increasingly unhinged. The words BET BET BET BET start to fill up the panel behind him

Panel 3:
Extreme close up on Orange Guys’s eyes. They are blood shot and the pupils have been replaced with the words “BET”. The eyes are surrounded by waves of the word “BET”

Panel 4:
An almost empty panel. Orange Guy leans in and whispers “responsibly”. 
“gambleaware.com” is written in small letters at the bottom right of the panel
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
What unhinged Memorial Day message will Trump spew today?
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Meth futures rise on anticipation of payouts to January 6th felons.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Amazon AMD Axon Boeing Microsoft Nvidia Palantir Just a few of the major corporations and government contractors Trump has bought stock in lately. Many of his trades directly coincided with regulatory decisions his administration made that affected their profits. Insider trader-in-chief.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Hakeem Jeffries: The country’s falling apart. The economy is a disaster. Gas prices have skyrocketed. He’s gotten us involved in this reckless and costly war of choice in the Middle East… but he has time to post about me seemingly every day—sometimes multiple times a day
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Only thing I could even think is *maybe* damage to speakers? Otherwise I'm sure that's pretty much bullshit.
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Deal. I’ll gather my faves.
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Hey Lutnick… a country isn’t obligated to sell anything.
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Ah, panem et circenses, I see.
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I see him just eating the can without bothering to open it.
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I genuinely don’t believe him.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I can sum up Pete Hegseth’s comments this morning: Hegseth called a press conference today to attack the press. Again.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It's reverse Robin Hood.
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I mean, we all know the reason starts with an “I” and ends with “srael.”
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Oh, he hazards a guess! Does he also reckon something?
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
PabloReports: Any reaction to Trump’s attacks on the Pope? AOC: At the point that you’re attacking the Pope, who do you think has moral authority in this situation?
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
All doctors heal patients with glowing orbs!
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Trump: 2/6-“They want to make a deal badly 3/2-“They want to make a deal badly 3/16-“They want to make a deal badly 3/24-“They want to make a deal badly 3/25-“They want to make a deal badly 4/1-“They want to make a deal badly 4-13-“They want to make a deal badly 4/14-“They want to make a deal badly
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Reporters: “He’s openly threatening war crimes!” Thune: “Well, I choose to ignore that because I’m a spineless bastard. Let’s talk about opening a Strait that was open before his bloodlust! Praise Israel! Now where’s my money?”
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Right. But, when it comes to anyone who doesn’t pay their salaries they’re sharks.
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Kinda my point. They’re grilling him for *any* piece of information they can use.
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
So, obviously if Gallego knew it should be looked into. Swalwell is a serious piece of shit. My *current* issue, after saying all that, is why do reporters start grilling people ONLY when their subject is a Democrat? I'm so tired of them being biased and partisan when journalism shouldn't be that.
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Yep, he failed to realize you can only appease one of them... and that the Pope doesn't ask for appeasement.
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I refuse to even consider a doctor unless they have glowing orbs in their hands!
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Happy 414 Day, fellow Milwaukeeans!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/04/2026
CNN put together a montage of Chris Wright saying last month that "there's a very good chance" gas prices will be back below $3 a gallon by the summer, followed by a clip of him saying yesterday that "by the summer is an aggressive timeframe now"
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
"So it hurts, because I can think of a lot of people that *might be close* to Jesus." Did he just admit he's not, personally, close to Jesus? That's how the sentence scans for me.
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Or just walk down the street to the local gas station.
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Stoley @stoley321.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Does she know doordash made a statement already? They already confirmed she was paid to do this commercial.
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
"Shout out to Trump for increasing my net worth!"
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Sure. Impeachment shouldn’t know party lines.
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @flossman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Deleting a post doesn’t, religiously, mean “takies-backsies!”
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