Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 16h‘This character’s outfits are too complicated!!!!!’ DRAW THEM NAKED COWARD 010 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Just shared a few creative ideas with a buddy that was most likely delighted to hear it. I’m going to die of embarrassment!! 000 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I can’t read fanfics all at once or I get too excited and explode like a laptop. 000 0
Reposted by Unwellicamac the werebunny 🐇⚧️ @saintmac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026lesbians should be able to travel for free and get unlimited PTO to see their girlfriends 417350 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Did you know the author called Me who wrote Everything I’ve Ever Written has a biting kink? Idk she sounds like a freak hashtag problematic. 010 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Got a ‘we buy junk cars’ card on my car. Stuck it on a Tesla. 020 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Being an artist is so surreal bc I’ll see a drawing of 2B wider than she is tall with tits to match and I’d stare at it for hours trying to figure out how the artist rendered the hair like that. 000 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Dm: I’m so excited for next session! (He is going to kill us with hammers) 000 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Girlfriend afraid of water, frothing at the mouth and acting weird after biting kink session what to do 000 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“The wizard books were a comfort to me as a child!!!” So was your mom’s teat. Even if you wanted to go back to that, you couldn’t because I’m not moving out of the way. 000 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I love when people who are new to my fanfics read my work. Masturbate already you illiterate twat. 000 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Tell your coworkers you don’t have social media. ESPECIALLY the male ones. 000 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The back of Trader Joe’s probably has some type of pheromones. Why are they like that. 001 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Teach a man to beat off a horse and feed him for the rest of his life 000 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Feed a man. Teach a horse….beat the fish. What was the saying,,,,,,,,???? 000 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I’ve been feeling a little more alive than a sock puppet so I’m doing better! 000 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Only vibecoding I support is *faint vibrating from my pants* 000 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 21/08/2026*crawling out of the campus fountain, scaring the shit out of a flock of physics majors* “Go you guys wanna play mermaids??” 010 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 21/08/2026❌ “More than one way to skin a cat” - animal cruelty - ????? Don’t do that???? ✅ “More than 3 holes to fuck your mom” - promotes imagination and sense of wonder - true! 000 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Do people still wanna play toys after school in college? 000 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 21/08/2026After being in a DnD campaign for a few months, my quads have significantly increased in strength and size while my ass keeps getting complements. If I join a second campaign I fear I will become Chun Li 000 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 11/08/2026My sister was like “god men suck. I wish I was a lesbian like you.” I have shocking news, dear sister 000 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Wehhhhhh 🌞 Eughhhhhhh🪷 Huuuuuuu 🧘♀️ Grrrrrrrrrrphghhh ☮️ 000 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 02/08/2026My daily affirmations consist of making weird little whining noises at myself and hoping it works out 000 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Me, blindfolded and tied to a chair during a scene: Hey guys, welcome to my YouTube channel where I review stuff blindfolded! *girlfriend shocks me with 10000000000V from the TENS unit, cremating me instantly as punishment for my bullshit* 000 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Just because you’re clowning on someone doesn’t mean they’re entitled to know the source of your swag. Don’t tell a hater too much about you. 000 0
Reposted by UnwellicaEl 🗡🐺🛡 @defiantmartyr.bsky.social · 01/08/2026"Sorry I was being wolp" "Sometimes I forget youre a wolf" "How" "Well I look at you and see a woman"static.klipy.comMulan's Reflection: Who Am I Inside?ALT: Mulan's Reflection: Who Am I Inside? 3412 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I said I wanted to DATE A CENTAUR. Not data centers. Every day the lord mishears my prayers. 000 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 13/07/2026If I can’t pull up and be peculiar don’t even send the invite. My swag is bewildering. 000 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I do this when the stray cats stop coming around 000 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I CURSE YOU WITH FANFIC WITH PERFECT TAGS BUT ITS WRITTEN IN MAN HOOK MAN CAR DOOR!!!static.klipy.comLightning Wizard: Mystical Blue FigureALT: Lightning Wizard: Mystical Blue Figure 000 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I’m too tired to be funny pretend I made you laugh 000 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Every time I have fun in dnd I miss my old dnd character that I used for like 4 sessions 3 years ago. 000 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I want a trashy reality tv show set in a nursing home…. 000 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Some people have too much net worth. I would not buy a celebrity for 1 billion. I wouldn’t even pay in 1 corn chip! 000 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I feel great sympathy for the horrific events. The damned slopification of Charles Entertainment Cheese. He has dead. 000 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I am not that entertaining or outgoing. But at least I’m stupid! I have that going for me :D 000 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I want to fuck up an iced americano but it’s half past midnight and I don’t particularly feel like shitting myself after 2 sips 000 0
Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Sorry for not posting I was buying clothes (soup) 000 0