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Unwellica

@floralferals.bsky.social
6 followers 10 following 77 posts

18+. I draw, I write, I cringe. Call 1-800-STUPID PUPPYGIRL for more information.

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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just shared a few creative ideas with a buddy that was most likely delighted to hear it. I’m going to die of embarrassment!!
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I can’t read fanfics all at once or I get too excited and explode like a laptop.
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mac the werebunny 🐇⚧️ @saintmac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lesbians should be able to travel for free and get unlimited PTO to see their girlfriends
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Did you know the author called Me who wrote Everything I’ve Ever Written has a biting kink? Idk she sounds like a freak hashtag problematic.
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Got a ‘we buy junk cars’ card on my car. Stuck it on a Tesla.
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Taking psychic damage reading my own posts
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Being an artist is so surreal bc I’ll see a drawing of 2B wider than she is tall with tits to match and I’d stare at it for hours trying to figure out how the artist rendered the hair like that.
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dm: I’m so excited for next session! (He is going to kill us with hammers)
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Girlfriend afraid of water, frothing at the mouth and acting weird after biting kink session what to do
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“The wizard books were a comfort to me as a child!!!” So was your mom’s teat. Even if you wanted to go back to that, you couldn’t because I’m not moving out of the way.
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I love when people who are new to my fanfics read my work. Masturbate already you illiterate twat.
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Tell your coworkers you don’t have social media. ESPECIALLY the male ones.
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The back of Trader Joe’s probably has some type of pheromones. Why are they like that.
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Teach a man to beat off a horse and feed him for the rest of his life
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Feed a man. Teach a horse….beat the fish. What was the saying,,,,,,,,????
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I’ve been feeling a little more alive than a sock puppet so I’m doing better!
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Only vibecoding I support is *faint vibrating from my pants*
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Drs say I got insomnia from being too woke
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Misa on Wheels @misaonwheels.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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A screenshot of space Princess Peach from Mario Party 2. Towards the bottom of the image is colorful Mario font that reads, “Inaccessibility is a form of segregation.”
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
*crawling out of the campus fountain, scaring the shit out of a flock of physics majors* “Go you guys wanna play mermaids??”
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
❌ “More than one way to skin a cat” - animal cruelty - ????? Don’t do that???? ✅ “More than 3 holes to fuck your mom” - promotes imagination and sense of wonder - true!
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Do people still wanna play toys after school in college?
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
After being in a DnD campaign for a few months, my quads have significantly increased in strength and size while my ass keeps getting complements. If I join a second campaign I fear I will become Chun Li
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I need to draw fat titties
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My sister was like “god men suck. I wish I was a lesbian like you.” I have shocking news, dear sister
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El 🗡🐺🛡 @defiantmartyr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Its hard out here
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Wehhhhhh 🌞 Eughhhhhhh🪷 Huuuuuuu 🧘‍♀️ Grrrrrrrrrrphghhh ☮️
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My daily affirmations consist of making weird little whining noises at myself and hoping it works out
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Me, blindfolded and tied to a chair during a scene: Hey guys, welcome to my YouTube channel where I review stuff blindfolded! *girlfriend shocks me with 10000000000V from the TENS unit, cremating me instantly as punishment for my bullshit*
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Just because you’re clowning on someone doesn’t mean they’re entitled to know the source of your swag. Don’t tell a hater too much about you.
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El 🗡🐺🛡 @defiantmartyr.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"Sorry I was being wolp" "Sometimes I forget youre a wolf" "How" "Well I look at you and see a woman"
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Mulan's Reflection: Who Am I Inside?
ALT: Mulan's Reflection: Who Am I Inside?
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I said I wanted to DATE A CENTAUR. Not data centers. Every day the lord mishears my prayers.
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
If I can’t pull up and be peculiar don’t even send the invite. My swag is bewildering.
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I do this when the stray cats stop coming around
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I CURSE YOU WITH FANFIC WITH PERFECT TAGS BUT ITS WRITTEN IN MAN HOOK MAN CAR DOOR!!!
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Lightning Wizard: Mystical Blue Figure
ALT: Lightning Wizard: Mystical Blue Figure
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Good Faces Bot @goodfacesbot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I’m too tired to be funny pretend I made you laugh
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Every time I have fun in dnd I miss my old dnd character that I used for like 4 sessions 3 years ago.
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I want a trashy reality tv show set in a nursing home….
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Some people have too much net worth. I would not buy a celebrity for 1 billion. I wouldn’t even pay in 1 corn chip!
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Thinking again, sadly
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I feel great sympathy for the horrific events. The damned slopification of Charles Entertainment Cheese. He has dead.
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I am not that entertaining or outgoing. But at least I’m stupid! I have that going for me :D
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Melatonin isn’t working I resort to murder NOW
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I want to fuck up an iced americano but it’s half past midnight and I don’t particularly feel like shitting myself after 2 sips
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Sorry for not posting I was buying clothes (soup)
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
2006 version of family guy clips and GTA5
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This is how I cope
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I’m too broke for tomadachi life but it’s the only thing I’m thinking ab rn
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Unwellica @floralferals.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
“Politics should stay out of games!” It’s actually very hard to find a game that does not have a story based on politics but ok.
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