Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026@sneakinabbey.bsky.social only turns 22 once so had to do it to ‘em 2182
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026bikes, is there anything they can’t do 🤷♂️🤩 000
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026my new bike storage area happens to have a bed in it 🤷♂️ 011
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026potential new lady friend with 👌🏼 taste in music that im sneaky grooming for Ph shows, what other originals should I send 🧐 list so far: loving cup Roses are free Strawberry letter 23 golden age 001
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026So there’s two schools on my bike commute and if I don’t time it right, I’m fighting tween rush hour on the path going against youth hordes…. 101
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026look I try not to get too judgey about Californians’ softness, BUT…. 85 is NOT a heat wave!!! Below 60 is NOT a cold front!! grow up people 🙄 000
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026lol OF COURSE I get a giant crack on my old ass iPhone 13 screen the day my new iPhone 17 is arriving 🙄🫠 000
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026the number of bike lock keys is slowly but surely taking over the allotment of keys I’ll allow in my daily carry key ring 🧐 010
Reposted by Floozy GreenbergBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026let danny mcbride host an episode of the muppet show 610612
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026when dad’s been gone all day on some dumb thing called a “bike ride” but you still love him 🥰 150
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026my italian lady Loose Lucia is beautiful but can be quite temperamental climbing hills 🫠 000
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 31/08/2026my 1st ground up project bike turned out pretty damn well 🤩😍😎 I’ve named her Loose Lucia cuz she’s a heady Italian ride 🕺 now what should my next bike project be 🤔 000
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 31/08/2026my single friend is having “forever alone” despair so just told her to adopt a pitbull surely adopting a pitbull will solve all life’s problems don’t wait, adopt a pitbull today! 2120
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026am i going to get canceled if i say mozzarella cheese is super overrated? 000
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026💜 ☮️ RIP Dolly ☮️ 💜 i had amazing times and funnel cakes at Dollywood as a kid visiting grandma waiting on a bike frame from TN going to name Dolly in her honor 😢 010
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026“New York, the large peach, home of Tupac, the metro that never rests” 120
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026just cut my pinky bleedy as fuck on a super small piece of safety glass from when my car got bipped 3yrs ago that’s Bay Area livin baybayyyyy 🫠 🩸 000
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 23/08/2026look I’m not some burning man evangelist, it’s an amazing time for sure, I’ve done it before and I’ll do it again… but 20mins into ep1 of this hbo doc on the burn and this shit is getting SO high on its own farts 🙄 130
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026custy af but whhooo cccaaarrreeeeessss 🕺🚴♂️👌🏼 180
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026maybe the real friends were all the “this thing”s we listened to along the way 🕺🐊🔥 000
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 17/08/2026“but daddy I love them” see ya next year FoV ✌🏼 030
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 15/08/2026lol the sober gizz group does the “stu version” of serenity prayer “Stu…. grant me the serenity” 🤣👌🏼💪🏻 020
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 13/08/2026pretty sure just scoped dancing Chris at Denver airport? 000
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 12/08/2026laptop closed, auto-OOO replies on FoV here we come 🕺 🐊 060
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 08/08/2026“stuck inside of Marinnnnnnn with the Oakland blues again…..” 010
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 08/08/2026HUBRIS GOT ME 🫠🫠🫠 snapped a spoke going fast as fuck down hill so had to call it a day early 🙃 010
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 30/07/2026not breaking any earth shattering news but man… Rumors FUCKS 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 000
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 28/07/2026trying to come up with female Italian names for her and think im gonna go with Giovana RiBikesi 🤔 👍🏻👌🏼 000
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 28/07/2026is it still a midlife crisis if you buy an $80k awesome color sports car, but instead its a project $200 Italian road bike? 🤔🤷♂️🕺🚴♂️ 152
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 21/07/2026only thing I care about inheritance-wise is my dad better pass down his “P.E.T.A People Eating Tasty Animals” t-shirt to me shit went HARD in the 90s, STILL hits in 2026 Or else im putting him in one of those terrible old folks homes you see on the news 🤔 000
Reposted by Floozy Greenbergalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026new Hemingway just dropped 3746
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026can’t believe a movie buff like me didn’t include runtimes on my spreadsheet, rookie mistake 🙄 020
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 17/07/2026popping my WSMFP cherry at the fox tomorrow… am i gonna be blessed with a disco or a tall boy? 🕺🤔👀 010
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 10/07/2026“it all rolls into one…” i named her stella blue 🤩👌🏼 020
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 08/07/2026i fucking love this sticker on my coffee mug 💀⭕️🐠 010
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 05/07/2026“ok phew booms seem to be over this morning” 120
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 04/07/2026happy 250th america i think we can all set aside our differences today and agree: you’re a messy bitch who lives for drama 010
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 04/07/2026is johnny salami going to pound on the skyway glass at msg like in The Graduate for one last ditch attempt to win Taylor’s heart? I’m betting YES on kalshi mortal lock or the century 👌🏼 011
Reposted by Floozy GreenbergScreamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Johnny Cash needs to think about his entire life before he plays 010418
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 29/06/2026just absolutely gorgeous 👌🏼 and Lake Tahoe ain’t half bad either 🤑 130
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 28/06/2026lol this book about the history of bicycles is real good I’ve reached the late 1800s manosphere pitching a fit about women riding “women are neglecting their wifely duties! the saddle vibrations are causing them to MASTURBATE” 🤣 000
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 27/06/2026me riding my bike along the bay to the point where you always find kite surfers 000
Floozy Greenberg @floozygreenberg.bsky.social · 26/06/2026WHOEVER COULD HAVE EATEN MY DINNER WHEN I RAN UPSTAIRS FOR A SPLIT SECOND? 🧐 a stone cold whodunnit mystery guess we’ll never know 🤷♂️ 130
