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Jeanne in Florida

@fljeanne.bsky.social
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Lifelong educator/student, writer, OKC Thunder loyalist, pottymouth, and fierce ally. 💙 Landed in Florida long ago, but left a good portion of my heart in Chicago. Guffaw-ready. Not here for DMs, crypto, or porn. No profile, no follow.

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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#Dirtbag revealed!
Caption: Sen. Eric Schmitt really nailed Jack Smith...
He even had a pic of Smith with the friend who accompanied him to the basketball game!
Picture: Jack Smith and Alan Alda (as Hawkeye Pierce) at Atlanta’s State Farm Arena
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Presenting #DirtbagEricSchmitt, GOP Senator from Missouri...
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Even Stanford’s Brock Turner served a whopping three months for his 2015 r@pe. NoW tHaT wAs jUsTiCe. 🙄 Link to entire issue: issuu.com/cornellsun/d...
Graphic of The Cornell Daily Sun article about a civil complaint alleging 7 men drugged and gang-raped a Cornell student in the Chi Phi house in October 2024
Link to entire issue:
https://issuu.com/cornellsun/docs/9-23-26_entire_issue_hi_res
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
💙⚾❤️
GO CUBS GO! graphic includes pics of a baseball wrapped in beer money that Cubs’ left fielder Ian Happ threw into the stands to thank fans for 10 years of unwavering support
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Super Intelligence 🤦🏼‍♀️
Picture of 6-fingered right hand holding messy burger, with bottle of sauce labeled "A.I. Graphics Suck," and the caption "It's All Slop."
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Picture of 6-fingered right hand holding messy burger, with bottle of sauce labeled "A.I. Graphics Suck," and the caption "It's All Slop."
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Text: Nice to know some of the good ones get spared! Here's a hopeful update on Mr. Global, Matt Randolph...
Pictures of Mr. Global's post when he was being helicoptered to a hospital after his heart attack last night and his most recent post describing what happened.
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Vote accordingly.
Picture of Speaker of the House Mike Johnson smiling
Text: Speaker of the House Mike Johnson makes $223,500 a year and has worked only 81 days in 2026. Meanwhile, regular Americans – some with multiple jobs – are working hard just to survive as inflation continues to increase and gas prices soar.
09/12/26
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
TrumpapaLOSER
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So how is he gonna trace all that bribe money to make sure the bribes are spent only in the U.S.? 🤔 Ya know, as hard as it is to believe, I’m beginning to think this might be an empty promise. 🤨 #TrumpLies youtube.com/shorts/yBMND...
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Trump: $5,000 for every American if Republicans win midterms
YouTube video by C-SPAN
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I couldn’t have said it better myself...
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Michael de Adder @deadder.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
From comedian Pernille Haaland, obviously before King Harald V passed... Jeg er så lei av det her! Hva med å ta livet av noen drittsekker for en gangs skyld?! Takk for alt, Kongen. 🇳🇴💔
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
From @deadder.bsky.social
Editorial cartoon of August 2026 magazine cover, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, showing dressed up woman with a full cart of groceries
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Left side of pic shows Rudyard Kipling next to this line from his famous poem: If you can keep your head when all about you / Are losing theirs and blaming it on you...
Right side of pic shows Sir Walter Raleigh; Louis XVI; Anne Boleyn; Mary, Queen of Scots; Marie Antoinette; and King Charles I with this speech bubble: SOD OFF!!!
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
TGIF Jam youtu.be/kyvDyZoyGUg?...
youtu.be
Brandi Carlile - Uninvited (Newport Folk Fest 2026)
YouTube video by Brandi Carlile
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 20/08/2026
Ken Paxton’s office helped bury records involving hundreds of lab animals, including at least 100 dogs subjected to painful testing. Now, Meidas News has obtained disturbing photos and video of what he fought to keep hidden.
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Ken Paxton Helped Bury the Records on 400 Tortured Lab Animals.
Ken Paxton is no stranger to cover-ups. But one episode that's gone largely unreported is the fact that Paxton's own office actively helped conceal evidence of
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 20/08/2026
Worth a listen. “If I was gonna stage a coup in 2028…”
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
“Now, in 2026, Christian nationalists, whose ideas are powerful in the Trump administration, want to repeal women’s right to vote. They say that voting should be by household and that women must defer to men.”
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
In honor of National Tell a Joke Day, I give you one of my faves from David Sedaris. You’re welcome. 😆
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Criminal Senator Rick Scott should be in prison.
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
How about we keep the f✓cking warmongers who started this BS in a catering truck for 250+ days?? www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Concern grows over conditions on USS Abraham Lincoln
Thousands of sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln have reportedly faced food shortages and broken plumbing, with some considering jumping overboard.
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charliecordero44.bsky.social @charliecordero44.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This would be a massive demand on resignation in every democratic country in the world. American media is a disgrace!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Muslims aren't the United States' biggest threat. Christian nationalists like mean, crazy, and fake-Christian Nancy Mace are. (And Trojan is capitalized, you semi-literate troll.)
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Todd Blanche having his conformation vote at 4:00 AM tells you everything you need to know about how Republicans in Congress operate. They reserve their most toxic moves for the dead of night.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I don’t care what side of the aisle you’re on - if your position is that the president of the United States and his family should be immune from IRS scrutiny, you’re unqualified to be the Attorney General. It’s an indictment on our entire system that 50 GOP Senators don’t agree.
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Esteban 🚲🐶 @echolimamike.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Michigan Maple Man 🍁🇨🇦 🇬🇱🥄🌲🐓⛷️🚵🏼‍♀️🎻🏕️🔨💋🐝🪵🌻🌈❄️🛶💙📎🐸 @mimapleman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Wayne Denno @dennowayne.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My 43 years experience in education affirms this is largely true: “Homeschooling is trickle-down stupidity.” - Jennifer Welch
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Cartoon from August 2022 by Rick McKee. rickmckeeink.substack.com/p/no-good-deed
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No Good Deed
A cartoon from four years ago seems prescient
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Now THAT is a “perfect call.”
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Because they're traitors and should be treated as such.
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This moron just keeps on moron-ing.
Caption above a 7/22/26 "truth" from Trump reads:
Looks like someone who recently learned about the "b" in "dumb" hasn't yet learned what a primary is.

Trump's "truth" reads: 
MAGA CANDIDATES WON EVERYTHING LAST NIGHT IN ARIZONA, A COMPLETE SWEEP!!! I WON ARIZONA 18 MONTHS AGO. THE DUMOCRATS ARE DUMBFOUNDED. AFTER DECADES, ARIZONA IS BECOMING A REPUBLICAN STATE. CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Save Standard Time @savestandard.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“Daylight Saving” and “Sunshine Protection” are deceits. Restore permanent Standard Time for more honest time-keeping.
Screen still from the movie “The Matrix” (1999). Neo (Keanu Reeves) stares at a spoon. Caption “THERE IS NO EXTRA HOUR”.
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The welcome he has earned...
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Collage showing Final World Cup score Spain 1 - Argentina 0
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Bravo, ABC and NBC!
Pic of Trump at podium
Text: ABC, NBC will not air Trump's election security speech on broadcast networks
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
When Goldilocks and the rest of her foursome behind you get fed up with your ridiculously slow play...
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
So that’s what making America great again entails...
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sam Neill will be sorely missed. 😞
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This man was raised well.
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Prescient.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 11/07/2026
The Audible version is just one long exhausted sigh.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
ICE lied about how Renee Good was shot. They lied about how Alex Pretti was shot. And now they’re lying about how Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was shot. Don’t believe their story for a second.
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Maybe Mitch McConnell is lonely...
Graphic showing incoming call from Mitch McConnell
Text: I just spent almost 20 minutes on the phone with Mitch McConnell, and the weird thing is, I don't even know the guy. He said he got my number from his old friend Scott Jennings, but I don't know him either. Like I said, WEIRD.
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Congrats, Belgium. 🇧🇪 Especially on the mockery!
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 06/07/2026
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Knicks Game 3, Balogun Red Card Suspension, the USA, Civility, Democracy...
Pic of Trump wearing a crown and standing in the midst of piles of manure
Caption: King Detritus / Everything he touches turns to shit
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