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Jeanne in Florida

@fljeanne.bsky.social
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Lifelong educator/student, writer, OKC Thunder loyalist, pottymouth, and fierce ally. 💙 Landed in Florida long ago, but left a good portion of my heart in Chicago. Guffaw-ready. Not here for DMs, crypto, or porn. No profile, no follow.

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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 9h
So again, we didn’t see what we saw.
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Shia La Beouf's Magic Unicorn Moment
Alt: Shia La Beouf's Magic Unicorn Moment, a spoof of magician Doug Henning
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 10h
Is this the Sharia Law they warned us about or just the sequel to The Apprentice? As usual, Jesse Welles sums it up best...
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 10h
A little ditty about the sequel to The Apprentice from the incomparable Jesse Welles...
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 21h
The worst of the worst continue to run amok...
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Editorial cartoon by @jesseduquette.bsky.social
Editorial cartoon by Jesse Duquette of Susan Secaur, the patriot who was escorted out of Trump's rally in Syracuse
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Except that lady doesn’t exist. But this one does, and she should be more celebrated than AI slop.
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hell hath no fury like an awakened cultist scorned.
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Classic Primus!
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sure. Hang that totally real thing right next to this totally real Mona Lisa.
Badly copied Mona Lisa
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bravo, Susan!
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
But the best part was this patriot...
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yes, it’s Lily Allen from the days of the GWB administration...
youtu.be
Lily Allen - Fuck you (Live NRJ Music Tour)
YouTube video by hans3004
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And inside The Oncenter...
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A true patriot!
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We should all be watching this patriot from Trump’s Syracuse rally yesterday!
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My fave part of that rally...
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The best part of that rally...
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
She is my hero!
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My hero from Trump’s Syracuse rally...
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yes! She’s my hero!
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This beautiful protester was, without question, the best part of Trump’s rally in Syracuse, New York! #NationalHero #BeTheResistance
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The United States is now officially allied with Vladimir Putin and Russia. We will fund Russia’s genocidal war machine in exchange for Putin helping Trump and the Republican Party in the midterms. One of the most shameful and disgusting days in the history of this Republic.
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#Dirtbag revealed!
Caption: Sen. Eric Schmitt really nailed Jack Smith...
He even had a pic of Smith with the friend who accompanied him to the basketball game!
Picture: Jack Smith and Alan Alda (as Hawkeye Pierce) at Atlanta’s State Farm Arena
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#Dirtbag revealed!
Caption: Sen. Eric Schmitt really nailed Jack Smith...
He even had a pic of Smith with the friend who accompanied him to the basketball game!
Picture: Jack Smith and Alan Alda (as Hawkeye Pierce) at Atlanta’s State Farm Arena
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#Dirtbag revealed!
Caption: Sen. Eric Schmitt really nailed Jack Smith...
He even had a pic of Smith with the friend who accompanied him to the basketball game!
Picture: Jack Smith and Alan Alda (as Hawkeye Pierce) at Atlanta’s State Farm Arena
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#Dirtbag revealed!
Caption: Sen. Eric Schmitt really nailed Jack Smith...
He even had a pic of Smith with the friend who accompanied him to the basketball game!
Picture: Jack Smith and Alan Alda (as Hawkeye Pierce) at Atlanta’s State Farm Arena
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#Dirtbag revealed!
Caption: Sen. Eric Schmitt really nailed Jack Smith...
He even had a pic of Smith with the friend who accompanied him to the basketball game!
Picture: Jack Smith and Alan Alda (as Hawkeye Pierce) at Atlanta’s State Farm Arena
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#Dirtbag revealed!
Caption: Sen. Eric Schmitt really nailed Jack Smith...
He even had a pic of Smith with the friend who accompanied him to the basketball game!
Picture: Jack Smith and Alan Alda (as Hawkeye Pierce) at Atlanta’s State Farm Arena
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#Dirtbag revealed!
Caption: Sen. Eric Schmitt really nailed Jack Smith...
He even had a pic of Smith with the friend who accompanied him to the basketball game!
Picture: Jack Smith and Alan Alda (as Hawkeye Pierce) at Atlanta’s State Farm Arena
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#Dirtbag revealed!
Caption: Sen. Eric Schmitt really nailed Jack Smith...
He even had a pic of Smith with the friend who accompanied him to the basketball game!
Picture: Jack Smith and Alan Alda (as Hawkeye Pierce) at Atlanta’s State Farm Arena
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#Dirtbag revealed!
Caption: Sen. Eric Schmitt really nailed Jack Smith...
He even had a pic of Smith with the friend who accompanied him to the basketball game!
Picture: Jack Smith and Alan Alda (as Hawkeye Pierce) at Atlanta’s State Farm Arena
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#Dirtbag revealed!
Caption: Sen. Eric Schmitt really nailed Jack Smith...
He even had a pic of Smith with the friend who accompanied him to the basketball game!
Picture: Jack Smith and Alan Alda (as Hawkeye Pierce) at Atlanta’s State Farm Arena
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#Dirtbag revealed!
Caption: Sen. Eric Schmitt really nailed Jack Smith...
He even had a pic of Smith with the friend who accompanied him to the basketball game!
Picture: Jack Smith and Alan Alda (as Hawkeye Pierce) at Atlanta’s State Farm Arena
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#Dirtbag revealed!
Caption: Sen. Eric Schmitt really nailed Jack Smith...
He even had a pic of Smith with the friend who accompanied him to the basketball game!
Picture: Jack Smith and Alan Alda (as Hawkeye Pierce) at Atlanta’s State Farm Arena
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Presenting #DirtbagEricSchmitt, GOP Senator from Missouri...
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Even Stanford’s Brock Turner served a whopping three months for his 2015 r@pe. NoW tHaT wAs jUsTiCe. 🙄 Link to entire issue: issuu.com/cornellsun/d...
Graphic of The Cornell Daily Sun article about a civil complaint alleging 7 men drugged and gang-raped a Cornell student in the Chi Phi house in October 2024
Link to entire issue:
https://issuu.com/cornellsun/docs/9-23-26_entire_issue_hi_res
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
💙⚾❤️
GO CUBS GO! graphic includes pics of a baseball wrapped in beer money that Cubs’ left fielder Ian Happ threw into the stands to thank fans for 10 years of unwavering support
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Super Intelligence 🤦🏼‍♀️
Picture of 6-fingered right hand holding messy burger, with bottle of sauce labeled "A.I. Graphics Suck," and the caption "It's All Slop."
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Picture of 6-fingered right hand holding messy burger, with bottle of sauce labeled "A.I. Graphics Suck," and the caption "It's All Slop."
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Proud to say he’s never had some of us.
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I like @aaronparnas.bsky.social for news, and @deadder.bsky.social is a wonderful editorial cartoonist who cuts through the propaganda.
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just got an update...
Text: Nice to know some of the good ones get spared! Here's a hopeful update on Mr. Global, Matt Randolph...
Pictures of Mr. Global's post when he was being helicoptered to a hospital after his heart attack last night and his most recent post describing what happened.
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Text: Nice to know some of the good ones get spared! Here's a hopeful update on Mr. Global, Matt Randolph...
Pictures of Mr. Global's post when he was being helicoptered to a hospital after his heart attack last night and his most recent post describing what happened.
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Vote accordingly.
Picture of Speaker of the House Mike Johnson smiling
Text: Speaker of the House Mike Johnson makes $223,500 a year and has worked only 81 days in 2026. Meanwhile, regular Americans – some with multiple jobs – are working hard just to survive as inflation continues to increase and gas prices soar.
09/12/26
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
TrumpapaLOSER
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He also said that check has to be spent in the U.S., but how is he gonna trace all that bribe money to make sure that happens? Ya know, as hard as it is to believe, I’m beginning to think this might be an empty promise.
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So how is he gonna trace all that bribe money to make sure the bribes are spent only in the U.S.? 🤔 Ya know, as hard as it is to believe, I’m beginning to think this might be an empty promise. 🤨 #TrumpLies youtube.com/shorts/yBMND...
youtube.com
Trump: $5,000 for every American if Republicans win midterms
YouTube video by C-SPAN
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Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I couldn’t have said it better myself...
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Michael de Adder @deadder.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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