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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 4h
Carpets are a an odd idea, "What a house needs is an absolute dirt and bacteria magnet which gets filthy just by anyone entering your house from the outside, coming in and walking on it. Cleaning it thoroughly is an absolute bugger of a job, even with a machine." Dantalion, Great Duke of Hell.
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 7h
Fair questions.
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 21h
So I read The Shadow Key (so-so) and The Woman in Black within two days of each other and an audio book yesterday. I may need to read a Pratchett for some relief.
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My familiar🤣
Charlesworth Choppington IV (dog)
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'd be chuffed if I saw this outside Lidl.
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I haven't had a cat for many years. I don't think Charlie would share.
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Conan: Arnold Schwarzenegger Sword Practice
Alt: Conan: Arnold Schwarzenegger Sword Practice
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love a black cat 🖤
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mrs Slocombe giving a hard stare
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He knows what he's saying.
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ben @benrs.uk · 01/10/2026
good night
Beautifully restored. New springs will launch a baby 35+ feet.
$300 - LYNCHBURG, VA
Victorian baby yeet machine
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've been feeling really crap of late. Since I started taking a statins, I've ached and pained all over to the point I can't get comfortable to sleep. My brother couldn't tolerate them at all. What to do?
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hattie Jacques looking stern.
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've never seen it.
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can't tell without the maracas 🪇
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's not selling it to me.
An ad for a raised doggie 'bowel' set.
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
White rabbits everyone 🐰 🐰 🐰 🐰 🐰 🐰 🐰 🐰 🐰 🐰 🐰 🐰 🐰 🐰 🐰 🐰 🐰
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Monty Python: That's No Ordinary Rabbit
Alt: Monty Python: That's No Ordinary Rabbit
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I watched a TT about the renovation of a 16th century house and actually said to myself, 'where to is that by?' I may be possessed.
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I forgot to watch Bake Off 😳
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bargain.
À fb marketplace post for a Han Solo in carbonite replica. £400
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Upcoming event.
Patrick Jones, live at St Illtud's Church, Llantwit Major, Saturday 17th October 6.30pm. Tickets £5 from Bardic Books.
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For some reason, YouTube is recommending a video entitled 'A rectal doctor's golden rules'.
Mrs Slocombe giving a hard stare.
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Bez of Happy Mondays Dancing Live
Alt: Bez of Happy Mondays Dancing Live
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Dr Angela Puca @drangelapuca.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Were the Knights Templar really an occult secret society, or did that story emerge centuries after their destruction? Check it out on my YT channel ➡️ youtu.be/BKerETXp89s #templar #knightstemplar #baphomet
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Will you make proper chips for tea mam?
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After the seasonal chopping down of my massive Buddleia (not a euphemism) it started pissing down. So I thought I'd read a bit after lunch until it passed over. I woke up at 5 😳
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That's The Possession done and dusted. Not often you come across a dybbuk.
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As its a pizzley Sunday, I'm going to drink coffee and watch something spooky.
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm bloody freezing. Could be just me, obvs, or is it? Tempted to put sockses on.
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I keep getting TT on my fyp of people off their tits on mitzys in the 90s. It's all so normalised innit?
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My need for distraction is making me unhinged. I can't settle on anything tv wise.
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I thought you could empathise 😊
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The garden has grown out of control since the rain came back. It's bloody ridiculous - all I see on the fb local hub is people looking for people to cut back and mow. It got so bad in the back garden I couldn't find all the turds @seismicshed.bsky.social
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My brother isn't a drinker and only socialises with his wife or family, so it was a shock to him after he decided to go to the Christmas works pub night last year, when he heard the constant chatter of drug buys and use etc. Back in the day, all we knew about cocaine was off Miami Vice.
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm feeling so sleepy, my brain just named the Sesame Street characters Eric and Ernie. This is due to Charlie wanting to go out to the garden at 2.50am, where he stayed for so long, I could have created full sized copies of the Argonath. Knob.
My dog Charlie, a sentient hair ball with the personality of a little shit on a redemption arc in an Edwardian children's novel. Mind you, he's almost 122 in dog years.
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's a woman on TT who collects Steve Maddern bags (🤷🏼‍♀️). She goes to umpteen TKMaxx stores looking for the latest seasonal offering but I've never seen her find the item she's looking for. I've never been brand loyal to anything really, except maybe Lidl.
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One thing I haven't seen in shops for years is chocolate covered apples. I bloody loved them at this time of year.
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I had to Google that 😊
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm still waiting for a Lobelia POV novel.
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sounds a bit of a potch* *only South Walians of a particular background will get this.
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My nan was a walking hex.
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've come across a TT account of a performer playing all the characters in Romeo and Juliet as if they were Midwestern (USA, not Rhyader). I like it.
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Excellent if true. Pretty bloody great even if it isn't.
Swiss scientist coined the term 'dark matter' and also 'spherical badtard' - people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them.
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've discovered my first son of Shelob in the bathroom for the season.
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Worth a try.
Photo of a woman in big glasses and lipstick with the quote, "A good way to get out of a conversation is to take one of your socks off and hand it to the person talking."
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I enjoyed watching this in bed last night. I'm still thinking about the massive bouffs which were actually the person's real hair (not wigs) piled up and set in some concoction of animal fat, scaffolding and perfume. I thought being a goth was hard work back in the day.
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'd do it as a fae from Welsh folklore, the ones who'd shit on your nan for laughs.
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What's your favourite gif?
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Amanda 🦇 🐻 @flintaxe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
youtu.be/dtCoN6PZ_iA?...
youtu.be
Mabon - Autumn Equinox, or Celtic Deity? | Why do Pagans call the Equinox Mabon?
YouTube video by Mhara Starling
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