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The Onion @theonion.com · 11h
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 8h
Hi it’s me people.
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 8h
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 12h
Preordered this so fast.
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 13h
I’m sorry Jeanne. I hope you feel better.
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s crazy that they haven’t let Sicario become a dtv series. Sicario 3 should be a John Hyams film starring Scott Adkins, Ronda Rousey, and Taylor Kitsch.
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s good that there’s a forum for people to say “this movie is important” but it’s almost always the worst thing to happen to any movie.
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s not but it’s also not as good as some of them acted like it was either so I dunno.
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just rerelease a 4k in that metal case what looked like gas can.
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
IF Cruise doesn’t get his Oscar for Digger, which I think it’s still possible he might, does he then go ahead and make The Color of Money 2 with some up and comer and get the statue the same way Newman did?
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How come? How come about this?
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Desperately need a mini fig scale Batman Forever Batmobile. Lego pls my family is dying.
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When Casper’s uncles showed up in Casper I got so scared we had to leave the theater.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tweet from 🟡 The tumboy 🟡 (@TheTumboy):

when Tess pretends to be Julia Roberts in Oceans 12

(image of befuddled Tim Robinson from I Think You Should Leave with the caption, "I don't know if you're allowed to do that.")
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tweet from Film Daze (@filmdaze):

Blade Runner 2049 directed by Denis Villeneuve

(image of a cat bathed in pink/purple light looking up at a giant screen with a sexy cat on it)
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This movie’s bad.
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
SCARY MONTH 2026 #3 Shelby Oaks (2025) Dir. Chris Stuckmann
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
*very tr*mp voice* They judge me by my size don't they folks? They do. They do. And where they should NOT. For my ally is the force. And a powerful ally it is. Life creates it. Makes it grow.
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Posters Code
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can you clarify how come?
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pauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you write critically, you have to do something besides get excited. You have to examine what's in front of you. What you see is a movie industry in decay, and they decay gets worse and worse. (2001)
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Neither Toy Story 1 or 2 were about what it means to be a child and the franchise was better for it.
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Remember how all that CW DC Greg Berlanti superhero stuff started with a masked crusader murdering rich people who had “failed this city” with a bow and arrow?
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Buffy The Vampire Slayer Btvs
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve seen a handful of Stuart Gordon’s movies and I think he may be one of my guys.
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I thought this ruled tbh. Briskly paced and unapologetic about the quality of it’s special effects, but also deft in how long you get to see them to register the maximum amount of dramatic weight but not too long so as to think it’s too cheesy.
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me watching all of the Fox X-Men dying in the first 5 minutes as Marvel only has the actors for one day: ‘This is one of the darkest movies ever made’
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SCARY MONTH 2026 #2 Dagon (2001) Dir. Stuart Gordon
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Holy shit! Mr. Kneff! It’s real!
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Mr. Cavalier about Sunscreen @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sonatine
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Soldier Says I'm Doing My Part
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Boring version of Quizno’s Spongmonkeys.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Social Reckoning will have a scene where a man explains online misogyny to a woman
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pull the other one.
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy birthday!
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SCARY MONTH #1 Sleepaway Camp (1983) Dir. Robert Hiltzik
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hadn’t heard about this. Looks kinda sick.
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Warnermount! No! Parabrothers!
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ahh that rules. She’s just like me for reals.
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m too scared and illiterate to find out what this means.
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
NOW YOU SEE ME 4: YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And Tom Cruise will have saved movies yet again?
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank Christ.
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s not like The Whale was a critical darling ya know?
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Halloween Battle Jitney @flikmage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m no Awards prognosticator but I could still see it happening. It would be Cruise’s 4th acting nom. We’ve seen actors take home trophies for most acting or biggest transformation. There’s a narrative behind it (the last movie star who “saved movies” finally getting his acting Oscar).
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