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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️

@fletcherveyluu.bsky.social
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Fletcher • Fluffy Outer Space Creature • BLM, ACAB, Trans Rights, Free Palestine • Jewish • 32 • It/Its • 🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ • Trotcon 2019 Panelist • VRChat World Developer• 🔞 NSFW - 18+ ONLY Avatar: @gillpanda.bsky.social Icon: @apeslion.bsky.social HRT - 12/25/24

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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 3h
I’m sleep deprived and delirious and want to FUCK THE BIG LIZARD!
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 3h
“The Bool used to pay their enforcers 5,000 credits.” “What?” *slides in* “I’ll pay you twice that right now to fuck me.”
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 3h
“I saw what you did to Pax. That was fucked up, man. I challenge you to competitive fucking. First one to cum wins. Best 7 out of 10. And, the winner… We’ll figure out the details later.”
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 3h
“I don’t love the Empire.” Then get those things lasered off, Bozo!
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 8h
Me, trusting autopilot again when, every single activation this race, it’s deliberately plowed me directly into a wall.
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Clown Makeup Transformation
ALT: Clown Makeup Transformation
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 8h
When the autopilot sends you nose first into the only fuckin’ obstacle on the track for miles when it has a goddamn year round dodge…
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 8h
I am very normal about this big lizard man. I fucking hate him but god damn I can’t not fuck him.
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 8h
Malis was giving me shit and I straight up went “What, you wanna’ fuck me about it? Huh? Wanna’ go behind the hangar and just raw me?”
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 8h
Goli and 02-R0 are very sweet and I love them. Soren Zaks is a guy I’d go out for a drink with. Biddy Blas seems like he’d be fun to plan pranks on Kestar Bool with. I want to have hate sex with Malis Vazosk. Griff Halloran can eat shit and die.
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 9h
Sure do talk a lotta’ shit for someone eating it. :3c
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 9h
Soren Zaks, shit talking me, then immediately painting himself on a wall.
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 10h
“Hey, you don’t know what the Imperial Navy was like! You never served! Don’t judge me! 🥺😢💔” I do not care? You’re out here with goddamn space swastikas tattooed on your biceps, you just have to deal with getting spat on my anyone with a fuckin’ shred of morality. Fucker.
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 10h
I will improve with practice. The last racing game I played was ModNation Racers, back when the PS3 had online services still. To say I’m rusty is accurate, but also an understatement. 
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 10h
I went ahead and bought Star Wars Galactic Racer, so now I have two podracing games that I’m shit at! ^w^
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Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 11h
hearing Galactic Racer just has the player character go "I don't want to do that" and feeling a shared glow of Haterism with someone at Fuse Games
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 12h
Did an arachnologist make this game?
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 12h
It almost feels like edutainment. Like, the spiders do behave fairly realistically, with different types of spiders having different behaviors.
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 12h
Played through Huntsman, the game that dares ask the question "Do you know enough about spiders to survive a giant spider scenario?"
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 12h
"Diversity win: The spider is trans!"
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 14h
People on the internet: Kangaroos aren’t dangerous. Me:
A photo of a girl who was attacked by a kangaroo. Angry red scrapes wind along one side of her face, surrounded by faint bruises. She has an extremely unamused look on her face, as if someone’s told her something obviously stupid.
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 16h
My fucking mortal enemy on this goddamn track.
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This spot, right here? Just between the base of my tail and the small of my back? I wanna' kiss right there. It's so kissable.
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What are you doing down there on the floor, silly?
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
New wallpaper.
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Nikki A Art (COMMS OPEN) @nikkiaart.bsky.social · 16h
The creator of the Simpsons
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 19h
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Rev. Poppy Haze
@poppyhaze.bsky.social
every "ancient tradition" was invented between 1848-1870 and every "modern perversion" is so ancient as to predate writing
August 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 20h
I badly want to feel someone’s hands or lips here. 🥴
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 20h
I’ll never stop thinking about this spot right above the base of my tail. Caught a glimpse of it in my drone camera once and it’s lived rent free in my head ever since. Genuinely so good. The freckles and rosettes make it so damn pretty. It looks like the surface of your moon, silvery and cratered.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 20h
Sister Dot doesn't fuck around with abbey security
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 20h
God dammit Fortnite, no matter how hard you try to win me back, I’m NOT GOING BACK! 🖕😤
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Fortnite FURRYBAIT 🎮🧛🐻 @furryfortnite.bsky.social · 20h
Metalhead Meow Skulls, from the Katz Island Tour, is back on the Item Shop for the first time since she released! If you got the Katz Turntable backbling via Twitch Drops her bundle is cheaper. Use code FURRYBAIT on the Item Shop to support us! #EpicPartner #FurryFortnite
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 20h
I am alien! The green alien! I am going to dance for you now. Are you ready?
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I saw that save. UwU If you cum on my fur, you gotta' wash it, them's the rules.
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 20h
It took about an hour. It felt like approximately 57.
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 20h
This movie felt like head trauma. Nothing happened and it took forever. When things did happen, it was nonsense and totally random. Then an old man in a pith helmet told a very very very long story that probably made sense before the translation from Turkish to English. Then it was over.
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm watching the movie this is from with @sherbetdreams.bsky.social to learn the context. There simply is none. This happens for no reason, BUT the music was originally the FUCKIN' JERMA RAT BIRTHDAY MIXTAPE INSTRUMENTAL!
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 21h
Me fr fr
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@Daggerlad2

Friend: Wanna go out grab a beer?

Me: just gave birth to a clutch of eggs , feeling suuuper protective tonight :/

Friend: No problem man, I could come to your place

Me: yeah sorry man i would honestly prefer if no one came near me or my eggs rn, feelimg pretty territorial :/
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Sol, Spookily Chuffed @mrbadguy.bsky.social · 22h
Cozy times with a cozy friend.
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 21h
This is literally the cutest thing ever. 🥺💕
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✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆ @rosphix.bsky.social · 22h
Friend of mine mixed alcohol with painkillers irresponsibly and I just got a call informing me that they're dead Went to sleep and never woke up Now this person I've known for almost 15 years is just a set of memories It's really easy to die suddenly for almost no reason Take care of yourself
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🔞Mx Wred's haunted 🏳️‍⚧️ brain 🔞 @mxwinifred.bsky.social · 22h
"The gnomes are filled with asbestos as an anti tamper feature"
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gryphoneer @gryphoneer.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
here's your yearly reminder jay naylor is furry's biggest practicing nazi artist. stop giving him money, fucks sake
jay naylor liking a "free helicopter ride for communists" meme on his twitter accountthe meme in zoom
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 23h
:3
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Monique @monique-monsters.votv.dev · 23h
I need people outside of the UK to understand how much of a pandemic gonks are.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 23h
It’s because I was working nights while my family only had access to one car, the rental, because that’s the only time I could reasonably work, but now I’ve got my car back, so…
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 23h
Wakin’ up close to 5 PM and going “Oh, buh-bye sunlight…” as the sun sets and takes a good chunk of my earning potential with it.
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☠️ I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way ☠️ @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social · 23h
I got that extra fucked up turbo-miserable hell sleep schedule and I’m tryin’ to fix it.
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