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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver

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Comedian, stay at home uncle, normal

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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Do you and the weirdos in this thread think this is the appropriate tone to take about sexual assault charges?
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I had a friend whose sister was in that video and that is maybe the funniest thing anyone has ever told me
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Banned from Twitter for 'inauthentic activity' and I guess this is my last resort
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Restarted posting reviews of my top 100 films of all time, as I re-watch them, feel free to follow along www.tumblr.com/moviefunfore...
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@moviefunforeveryone · The Best 100 Movies Ever
According to Me, A Cool Guy
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
poemuseum.org/the-masque-o...
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The Masque of the Red Death – The Poe Museum
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I guess I can post this, I loved Micheal Parenti to the point where he was quoted in the first fifty pages of a Romantic comedy novel I was working on, thus showing that truly I understand what romance readers Want
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Liberals are absolutely useless
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Actually America is bad enough you don’t need to drag the USSR into it
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
If a colleague of mine had an affair with the subject of a fawning piece of journalism he or she was writing, I would, as a matter of fact, NOT wait a few months before rolling out articles about how brave she was, especially when that Subject is now destroying health care
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I do love having one buddy who every once in a while goes on a partying rampage and so I get messages the next morning like '*GF* is mad at me, but I am still too drunk to apologize'
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
They should make a Ken Loach film about how depressed I am
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I hate Imposter Syndrome, specifically because no one has ever accused me of having it
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I am gonna come back here till I get too annoyed again, here we go
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Yep I just looked up Outer Limit Sports and it was downtown for I remember Don telling me 6-7 years? But that might be wrong, it closed in like 2001/2002 I believe
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Then when I went up to pay I found he had paid for my bar tab. RIP to a real one. Also worth tracking down Christmas with the Campbells to see he and Julia Duffy be very funny in a weird Hallmark spoof(?)
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
and that my recently deceased uncle and I LOVED him in Cheers. We ended up talking for like 30 minutes, he was unbelievably kind, then we go back to our separate tables, end of the night hits, he comes over thanks me for the conversation and says it was nice to meet me, I agree!
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Told this story before but, George played the Divine role in Hairspray the musical on PEI, while here I ran into him at a bar, when we were both waiting to be served I told him that I really loved him in Fletch www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/g...
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George Wendt, the Beer-Loving Norm on ‘Cheers,’ Dies at 76
Jason Sudeikis' uncle earned Emmy nominations six years running after getting started on Second City in his hometown of Chicago.
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
hahahaha damn I feel even more correct now
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Liberal Brain Rot
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I do not want to hear from American Liberals excited about the Canadian election, go do some means testing and fuck off
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
This guy LOVES social services being gutted!
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Just think, if we are really lucky and the next election isn't for 4 years, Doug Ford might *** before he can win
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Yours is definitely better
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
New Chinese Century please arrive now
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
OH YEAH I forgot about Sara Jama, loooool, Hammertown? More like SUCKER town
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Hamilton has never been lower in my esteem
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Evan Solomon won and Matthew Green is going to lose. what a fucking country
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Matthew Green also still losing and Leah Gazan in a close race, absolutely terrible
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Fucking BRUTAL
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Love some parody. Also I will share with you my tip for liking the Smiths, only listen to covers of their songs. That way same sad sackness, no Morrissey, win win
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Nora Loreto @nolore.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Funny to see Kathleen Monk do political analyis on CTV as if she isn't a lobbyist helping to import monkeys for research into Canada and also as if she isn't part of the same NDP logic that has lead to their painful and boring demise.
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Damn this would get me fired up for Politics again
Test saying generally, that Ezra Levant is going to do everything he can to prevent Doug Ford from being leader of the Federal Conservatives
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Damn thought we were gonna get a Smiths reference
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I fooled myself the last 4 elections, I am not watching Rosie on CBC work out whatever deep down hatred she has for the NDP, even if she might be right this time
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nightlunch @nightlunch.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
the very existence of Poilievre as a person is offensive to me. his only skill is being odious in a way that attracts people who love a bully. I hope he spontaneously disintegrates
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Nora Loreto @nolore.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Pierre Poilievre's potential (though looking likely) defeat demonstrates one thing that everyone needs to understand: Canadians don't like assholes all that much. They might tolerate an asshole but that's it.
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I wonder how all the 'Not Political' People on Hinge voted
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I never want to live in another country, for I have found the stupidest place on earth, and I love it
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Evan Solomon won? LOL, No not enough, LMAO? no still too weak, LMMFAO!!!!! Ok yes that is the appropriate response
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Nora Loreto @nolore.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Oh god, Evan Solomon won? Insufferable!++
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
very pleased with that result
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I am hoping Nikki Ashton, Matthew Green and Leah Gazan keep their seats, I also hope I as shot into the sun
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Very glad that Canada has seemingly picked Conservatism without overt racism/sexism/homophobia and transphobia over Conservatism with overt racism/sexism/homophobia. Of course no matter what we at least get the guarantee of public service cuts, THIS is patriotism
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Kneecap @kneecapceol.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
📣 Kneecap statement repost from X:
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
post your comfort album
Cover of the Dog Day record - Night Group,
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid
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a man is playing a guitar and singing into a microphone
Alt: kurt cobain is playing a guitar and singing into a microphone
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Taylor ⚡️ Always Never Follow Your Dream ⚡️ Carver @flatterysucks.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I am a hater but in the heroic sense
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Shot from Ski Free with a pixelated skier and a pixelated big grey monster behind themShot from Ski Free with the monster now trying to eat the pixelated skier
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
You can’t expect these parents to change their minds bc that would mean them admitting to themselves that they murdered their child
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