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Michael Johnson

@flatcreekman.bsky.social
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3x graduate of Tennessee Tech. Huge soccer fan. USMNT, Arsenal, Nashville SC. Go Vols. I am a breathing time machine.

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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Someone needs to create an AI version of this with Yoda as the El Tri coach giving them this speech in the locker room but add, “I sense many defeats in you” as the final line.
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tackling is his…..bread and butter.
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Shouldn’t someone with super intelligence run the Super Intelligence Force. I know a guy who fits the bill…
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Wile E Coyote Super Genius
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That’s silly to exclude that show when the majority of it aired in the 21st century.
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It began in 1999 and ended in 2007.
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love the series. It’s a great production even if it deviates from the books and the scenery of the Yorkshire Dales is magnificent.
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You could download the FotMob app and follow your favorite teams. Example:
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Simpsons already did this storyline.
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Ralph Wiggum's Heartbreak with Lisa Simpson
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Will Ferrell Laughing: What An Idiot!
ALT: Will Ferrell Laughing: What An Idiot!
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Man, do I have news for you!
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Precision Beats Power Timing Beats Speed
ALT: Precision Beats Power Timing Beats Speed
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I came here to post this exact meme. So instead…
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Man Tips Hat
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Hans Landa's 'That's A Bingo' Moment
ALT: Hans Landa's 'That's A Bingo' Moment
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’m sorry but there is just no place for rational thoughts like this on social media.
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
RT
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The late arriving cunts from Miami deservedly go behind to the Boys in Gold.
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Dave Chappelle: You Love To See It (SNL)
ALT: Dave Chappelle: You Love To See It (SNL)
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Obligatory “Welcome to Nashville” post. music.youtube.com/watch?v=8A__...
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Welcome to Nashville, Pt. 1 | Austin and Colin
YouTube video by Austin & Colin
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
What could possibly go wrong?
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Audrey II Demands 'Feed Me, Seymour'
ALT: Audrey II Demands 'Feed Me, Seymour'
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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I Wish I Knew How To Quit You
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It’s not about the LeBron’s. Baseball, US football, and especially basketball are what a vast majority of young athletes focus on. I have helped coach rec league and school soccer in my rural area of TN and (with some exceptions) we generally get all the kids who can’t make the other sports.
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
My votes: Sacagawea Mark Twain Amelia Earhart Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Is this what the Brits mean when they say someone is taking the piss?
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Didn’t take long to find. This is the ad, but it aired without any of the Apple branding on it. youtu.be/4s9Xkj_pbp8?...
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Ted Lasso — Believe | Apple TV
YouTube video by Apple TV
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Archer Says 'Hey. Phrasing!'
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
#USMNT
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Luke Skywalker: I Am a Jedi
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Came here looking for this GIF. Wasn’t disappointed.
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Ron Swanson: I'm Really Proud Of You
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Arsenal fans who are also Vol Football fans have a little PTSD about that first line.
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Vols Tennessee: Bricklayer at Work
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Steven Goff @stevengoff.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Per CBS, the Champions League final between PSG and Arsenal was the "most-watched club soccer match in U.S. English-language TV history" with average of 3.087 million viewers, up 51% over 2025. Peaked in shootout at 3.926 million. Streaming data not disclosed.
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Queen Gooner @sofire.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
First the TIFO from the Spuds game went up behind us
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 31/05/2026
this is incredible. this squad, this club. my goodness
Arsenal, champions
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Premier League @eng-premierleague.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
🏆 @Arsenal's Premier League trophy parade is under way!
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
As an American Arsenal fan, what does this even mean?
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Joao looks like a star in the making. That was some excellent tennis.
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Joao Fonseca looks destined to drive a wedge into the Sinner/Alcaraz stranglehold on Men’s Tennis. What a win for him over Djokovic today.
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The Tennis Letter @thetennisletter.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Joao Fonseca vs Novak Djokovic
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Muy bien!
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Borat Gives Enthusiastic Thumbs Up
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This is a great idea and makes a lot of sense. Therefore, it will never happen.
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
All units to North London!
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Champions!
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Arsenal FC 3D Crest Logo Animation
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Build the statue for the Nashville SC centurion, Hany Mukhtar! #EveryoneN
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Hany Mukhtar Salutes for Nashville SC
ALT: Hany Mukhtar Salutes for Nashville SC
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Running Wild With Bear Drills
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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a woman is screaming and saying amen hallelujah while talking on a cell phone .
ALT: a woman is screaming and saying amen hallelujah while talking on a cell phone .
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Nebraskans reacting to you choosing Iowa over their state in your comment:
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a little girl in a white dress is standing in front of a mirror in a black and white photo .
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Honestly, they probably just typed, “Earth” into Waze and went with that ETA.
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Ball don’t lie.
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Unrelated but, the original lead singer of Sublime, Bradley Nowell, created a record label called Skunk Records.
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
People such as myself who were born and raised in the South (the southeastern US) want nothing to do with the word Yank or Yankee.
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