Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Someone needs to create an AI version of this with Yoda as the El Tri coach giving them this speech in the locker room but add, “I sense many defeats in you” as the final line. 010
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Shouldn’t someone with super intelligence run the Super Intelligence Force. I know a guy who fits the bill…static.klipy.comWile E Coyote Super GeniusALT: Wile E Coyote Super Genius 000
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That’s silly to exclude that show when the majority of it aired in the 21st century. 100
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I love the series. It’s a great production even if it deviates from the books and the scenery of the Yorkshire Dales is magnificent. 010
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You could download the FotMob app and follow your favorite teams. Example: 110
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The Simpsons already did this storyline.static.klipy.comRalph Wiggum's Heartbreak with Lisa SimpsonALT: Ralph Wiggum's Heartbreak with Lisa Simpson 000
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026static.klipy.comWill Ferrell Laughing: What An Idiot!ALT: Will Ferrell Laughing: What An Idiot! 000
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026static.klipy.comPrecision Beats Power Timing Beats SpeedALT: Precision Beats Power Timing Beats Speed 000
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I came here to post this exact meme. So instead…static.klipy.comMan Tips HatALT: Man Tips Hat 010
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026static.klipy.comHans Landa's 'That's A Bingo' MomentALT: Hans Landa's 'That's A Bingo' Moment 000
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I’m sorry but there is just no place for rational thoughts like this on social media. 020
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The late arriving cunts from Miami deservedly go behind to the Boys in Gold.static.klipy.comDave Chappelle: You Love To See It (SNL)ALT: Dave Chappelle: You Love To See It (SNL) 011
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Obligatory “Welcome to Nashville” post. music.youtube.com/watch?v=8A__...music.youtube.comWelcome to Nashville, Pt. 1 | Austin and ColinYouTube video by Austin & Colin 020
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026What could possibly go wrong?static.klipy.comAudrey II Demands 'Feed Me, Seymour'ALT: Audrey II Demands 'Feed Me, Seymour' 010
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026static.klipy.comI Wish I Knew How To Quit YouALT: I Wish I Knew How To Quit You 000
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026It’s not about the LeBron’s. Baseball, US football, and especially basketball are what a vast majority of young athletes focus on. I have helped coach rec league and school soccer in my rural area of TN and (with some exceptions) we generally get all the kids who can’t make the other sports. 000
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026My votes: Sacagawea Mark Twain Amelia Earhart Martin Luther King, Jr. 000
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Is this what the Brits mean when they say someone is taking the piss? 0150
Reposted by Michael JohnsonPodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Didn’t take long to find. This is the ad, but it aired without any of the Apple branding on it. youtu.be/4s9Xkj_pbp8?...youtu.beTed Lasso — Believe | Apple TVYouTube video by Apple TV 1126
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026static.klipy.comArcher Says 'Hey. Phrasing!'ALT: Archer Says 'Hey. Phrasing!' 000
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 06/06/2026#USMNTstatic.klipy.comLuke Skywalker: I Am a JediALT: Luke Skywalker: I Am a Jedi 010
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Came here looking for this GIF. Wasn’t disappointed.static.klipy.comRon Swanson: I'm Really Proud Of YouALT: Ron Swanson: I'm Really Proud Of You 010
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Arsenal fans who are also Vol Football fans have a little PTSD about that first line.static.klipy.comVols Tennessee: Bricklayer at WorkALT: Vols Tennessee: Bricklayer at Work 000
Reposted by Michael JohnsonSteven Goff @stevengoff.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Per CBS, the Champions League final between PSG and Arsenal was the "most-watched club soccer match in U.S. English-language TV history" with average of 3.087 million viewers, up 51% over 2025. Peaked in shootout at 3.926 million. Streaming data not disclosed. 3456
Reposted by Michael JohnsonQueen Gooner @sofire.bsky.social · 31/05/2026First the TIFO from the Spuds game went up behind us 28413
Reposted by Michael Johnsonb @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 31/05/2026this is incredible. this squad, this club. my goodness 016026
Reposted by Michael JohnsonPremier League @eng-premierleague.bsky.social · 31/05/2026🏆 @Arsenal's Premier League trophy parade is under way! 0112
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026As an American Arsenal fan, what does this even mean? 100
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Joao looks like a star in the making. That was some excellent tennis. 010
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Joao Fonseca looks destined to drive a wedge into the Sinner/Alcaraz stranglehold on Men’s Tennis. What a win for him over Djokovic today. 010
Reposted by Michael JohnsonThe Tennis Letter @thetennisletter.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Joao Fonseca vs Novak Djokovic 17514
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Muy bien!static.klipy.comBorat Gives Enthusiastic Thumbs UpALT: Borat Gives Enthusiastic Thumbs Up 000
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 22/05/2026This is a great idea and makes a lot of sense. Therefore, it will never happen. 020
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Champions!static.klipy.comArsenal FC 3D Crest Logo AnimationALT: Arsenal FC 3D Crest Logo Animation 000
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Build the statue for the Nashville SC centurion, Hany Mukhtar! #EveryoneNstatic.klipy.comHany Mukhtar Salutes for Nashville SCALT: Hany Mukhtar Salutes for Nashville SC 060
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026media.tenor.coma woman is screaming and saying amen hallelujah while talking on a cell phone .ALT: a woman is screaming and saying amen hallelujah while talking on a cell phone . 000
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Nebraskans reacting to you choosing Iowa over their state in your comment:media.tenor.coma little girl in a white dress is standing in front of a mirror in a black and white photo .ALT: a little girl in a white dress is standing in front of a mirror in a black and white photo . 010
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Honestly, they probably just typed, “Earth” into Waze and went with that ETA. 060
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Unrelated but, the original lead singer of Sublime, Bradley Nowell, created a record label called Skunk Records. 020
Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 13/03/2026People such as myself who were born and raised in the South (the southeastern US) want nothing to do with the word Yank or Yankee. 020