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Michael Johnson

@flatcreekman.bsky.social
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3x graduate of Tennessee Tech. Huge soccer fan. USMNT, Arsenal, Nashville SC. Go Vols. I am a breathing time machine.

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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Hans Landa's 'That's A Bingo' Moment
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The late arriving cunts from Miami deservedly go behind to the Boys in Gold.
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Dave Chappelle: You Love To See It (SNL)
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
My votes: Sacagawea Mark Twain Amelia Earhart Martin Luther King, Jr.
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Didn’t take long to find. This is the ad, but it aired without any of the Apple branding on it. youtu.be/4s9Xkj_pbp8?...
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Ted Lasso — Believe | Apple TV
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
#USMNT
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Luke Skywalker: I Am a Jedi
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Arsenal fans who are also Vol Football fans have a little PTSD about that first line.
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Vols Tennessee: Bricklayer at Work
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Steven Goff @stevengoff.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Per CBS, the Champions League final between PSG and Arsenal was the "most-watched club soccer match in U.S. English-language TV history" with average of 3.087 million viewers, up 51% over 2025. Peaked in shootout at 3.926 million. Streaming data not disclosed.
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Queen Gooner @sofire.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
First the TIFO from the Spuds game went up behind us
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 31/05/2026
this is incredible. this squad, this club. my goodness
Arsenal, champions
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Premier League @eng-premierleague.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
🏆 @Arsenal's Premier League trophy parade is under way!
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Joao Fonseca looks destined to drive a wedge into the Sinner/Alcaraz stranglehold on Men’s Tennis. What a win for him over Djokovic today.
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The Tennis Letter @thetennisletter.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Joao Fonseca vs Novak Djokovic
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
All units to North London!
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Champions!
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Arsenal FC 3D Crest Logo Animation
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Build the statue for the Nashville SC centurion, Hany Mukhtar! #EveryoneN
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Hany Mukhtar Salutes for Nashville SC
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Ball don’t lie.
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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a man is standing at a podium with a microphone in front of a wall that says ny jets
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
That Arsenal - Spurs score line looks familiar.
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a cartoon of a woman saying history does repeat itself from king of the hill
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Find you something to hate as much as Eberechi Eze clearly hates Spurs.
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a group of soccer players wearing emirates fly better uniforms
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
This news of Wes Rucker’s passing is just awful. He was THE guy for Vol coverage and a fellow Arsenal fan. Tomorrow is not promised for anyone. Rest in peace, Wes.
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Eze: The reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Sturgill Simpson - Life Ain’t Fair and the World Is Mean
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
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a man wearing glasses and a plaid shirt is playing chess .
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
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a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money in his hand and saying `` shut up and take my money ! ''
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Movie you have watched more than six times with a GIF: hard mode. No Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel
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a man is smiling with the words tis the season to be merry above him
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Absolutely agree!
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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a cartoon character is standing in front of a bar with bottles of alcohol
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
My alma mater ended their run in the OVC (moving to SoCon next year) as champions and they ran the table as well. What a way to go out!
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Did the truckload consist of a total of 12 Monkeys? I saw a movie about that once.
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
The Coyotes have won the Cup!
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
US Open Cup Champions!
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a blue background with yellow lines that look like an earthquake
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Arsenal get the winning goal in the 96th minute of a 90 minute game.
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a poster for paramount network shows a woman with blonde hair
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Rambling Wreck knocked the P out of Clemson!
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
You can now upload saved GIFs from your phone or computer to Bluesky.
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
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two men are talking to each other and one of them is saying real nice .
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
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a man in a pink sweater is standing in front of a bar
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Any time I am correct about something.
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a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a living room with the words `` man , im tired of being right ! ''
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
No Kings in America! Except for Bob Wills… youtu.be/tkLvOUy_qbM?...
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Bob Wills Is Still the King
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
November Blue by The Avett Brothers. youtu.be/dQPh1l7iDuQ?...
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November Blue
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
There is a certain four letter word that would sum up my frustration with Arsenal going out in the semifinals of the Champions League, but I can’t quite remember it. Anyway, here is one of my favorite SNL clips. youtu.be/9iDOCLOqFyw?...
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Jingleheimer Junction - SNL
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
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a man is holding a tennis racquet with the words `` you can not be serious '' written on the bottom .
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only
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a man and a woman are sitting next to each other in a mall and the man is saying that kid is back on the escalator
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
In my best Bob Kesling voice: Philadelphia is laying the wood to Kansas City right now.
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Live look at Arsenal vs Manchester City
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a group of cartoon characters are standing together with their mouths wide open
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I hate to say I told you so but…
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Is it Arsene Wenger Day at the Emirates? Arsenal are certainly putting in a Wengerball performance so far.
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Post a female character you love.
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three women are standing in an elevator with the words @tvresidence above them
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I stomp out ignorance.
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Michael Johnson @flatcreekman.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Seems like Arsenal’s Rolls Royce might be due for some routine maintenance.
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