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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It has been genuinely fascinating to watch how instantly and thoroughly Argentina became hated by neutrals at the World Cup. www.patreon.com/geofflemon/p...
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Argentina, global enemy | Geoff Lemon
The first article I ever wrote about sport was on Argentinian football. Nothing analytical, I don’t know the sport like that, but living in
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America Railroad Jr. @mattiecamp.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This has been a fantastic world cup for Africa but there should probably be some hard conversations had at the Asian confederation HQ why with over half the world's population, their only team left after 3 knockout round games is Australia.
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ghost mutt @nomadberg.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Evergreen
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🎃🦇 Call from daycare to pick up your kid 🔪👻 @mnurkic.online · 14/06/2026
Reverse Gallipoli where Turkey can't get past the beach
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America Railroad Jr. @mattiecamp.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Wiyh the collapse of LIV golf, the miserable time Euro footballers have had in front of a dozen people a week, and the ruination of NRL players over the never-started R360 - if you are an athlete chasing a Saudi payday with anything more than a year left in your career you are an unpitiable doofus.
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Paul @flataboveashop.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
You know what they should invent? A wooden coaster that doesn't stick to the glass
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Paul @flataboveashop.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Well done boys. Good process
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Paul @flataboveashop.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Dreamed that I was reading a mid-20th-century classic called 'Wake City'. A bit Burroughs' Naked Lunch, subconscious title probably an echo of the book Pig City, or the Sydney band Mope City
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Paul @flataboveashop.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Must just be a coincidence that IGA Coles and Woolies have all put the price of weetbix up by a dollar in the same week. Don't worry it's not rigged, get back to your Christmas shopping
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Paul @flataboveashop.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Gianfranco Zola and Ben Stiller's faces are quite similar
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Paul @flataboveashop.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Woken too soon by the worst, longest mixed percussion solo (renos on the floor below)
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Paul @flataboveashop.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Coalition split a bit like hearing that two of the most vexing people you know have broken up, and knowing that they'll be back together within six months
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Paul @flataboveashop.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I keep finding myself in the possession of legal tender that has been ripped and sticky-taped back together
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Paul @flataboveashop.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Couple of pretty how ya goin claims in Tingle's analysis here. If someone you'd just met said either of these things to you, you'd ask them to elaborate. She doesn't
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Paul @flataboveashop.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
If that favourable "internal polling" wasn't a bluff then they're even more fucked than it appears
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Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Surprisingly gracious exit from Dutton, after such an ungracious career.
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Paul @flataboveashop.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Three words that hold the key to my heart
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America Railroad Jr. @mattiecamp.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
A team that plays The Liverpool Wapril And wins the championship In April
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Paul @flataboveashop.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Put Bananas In Your Garden and Just Watch
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Paul @flataboveashop.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Fucken hell. Six more points
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Paul @flataboveashop.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
2025 Penrith = 1999 Brisbane?
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Paul @flataboveashop.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Dreamt that FSG relocated this weekend's game to Boston (Liverpool 0 - 1 West Ham)
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Paul @flataboveashop.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Unfollowed a local record store's page for McCartney slander
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Paul @flataboveashop.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Need a Tripview for southerlies. Tonight's one arrived at 12:33 am
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Paul @flataboveashop.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
If I had to be without hot water for a week, or wifi, I know which one I'd choose... but luckily I don't have to choose, cos they've both happened in the past 12 months!
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Paul @flataboveashop.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
People just don't read their emails anymore before asking questions already answered within said email
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Nick Campton @campo37.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Me when there's a rain delay in the city I live: Well, that's unfortunate. Nothing you can do about it though. Hope the farmers are getting the rain, poor buggers Me when there's a rain delay anywhere else: This is a moral failing of this city of heathens, God punishes us all for their wickedness
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Paul @flataboveashop.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
If you're on the run and *dine in* at a Maccas, deep down you want to get caught
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Paul @flataboveashop.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
🎵Cos they're changing the stops without warning / So they can say that the trains run on time
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Paul @flataboveashop.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
The 2010/11 vibes are growing stronger (newish social media text platform gaining traction, being completely humiliated in the cricket)
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