Reposted by @flat-egg.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings 444774963
Reposted by @flat-egg.bsky.social𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 08/07/2026I swear, the man wakes up and chooses every horseman of the apocalypse before breakfast. 55594237
Reposted by @flat-egg.bsky.social𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 11/07/2026We are forced to exist in a world where the same people who believe a man built a boat big enough for every animal don't believe in climate science because it’s “unproven.” 1162915713
Reposted by @flat-egg.bsky.socialMike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026The petition to apply to rejoin the EU is nearing 100k – the point at which Parliament could consider debating it. But this story isn’t just about signatures – it’s also about why campaigners think this moment feels different.eastangliabylines.co.ukBrexit at 10: campaigners push petition to reopen Britain’s European debateWith a rejoin petition approaching 100,000 signatures, campaigners hope the anniversary creates political momentum 3215111
Reposted by @flat-egg.bsky.socialfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I broke up our toddler group from antenatal classes by serving popcorn at a birthday party. One kid loved it but couldn't say it, so was shouting "Cock porn! Mummy! I love it! More cock porn!". Some of us collapsed laughing but the others really didn't see the funny side. 1847016
Reposted by @flat-egg.bsky.socialMax B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 27/02/2026@tuppety.bsky.social @scottishym.bsky.social @calvinandhobbes69.bsky.social @readinghill.bsky.social @bellatv55.bsky.social @adambienkov.bsky.social @sallylowe.bsky.social @scottishprincess.bsky.social @alanrdavies.bsky.social @canadianredfeather.bsky.social #FollowFriday 4/4 0137
Reposted by @flat-egg.bsky.socialFinal Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 29/01/2026The Apprentice is just Taskmaster for cunts. 16115
Reposted by @flat-egg.bsky.socialAndrew Flanagan @andrewf68.bsky.social · 12/01/2026SHOCKING audio testimony During years Sascha Riley was trafficked within tRump/Epstein ring, he was forced to perform sexual acts during filming of 10-12 child pornography films - including snuff film where girl child was shot & killed lisevoldeng.substack.com/p/dont-worry...lisevoldeng.substack.com"Don't worry. Boys are hard to find." Part 1 o2Trump/Epstein and Associated Criminal Enterprises: Victim Interviews: SR 23420421579
flat-egg.bsky.social @flat-egg.bsky.social · 16/03/2025He was denied Trent, that was his problem. Isolated, not his fault, the team needs to adjust when that happens. 030