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Pioneering non-binary vape entrepreneur. I’m not. Open to Eccles cake ambassadorial opportunities.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 08/07/2026
I swear, the man wakes up and chooses every horseman of the apocalypse before breakfast.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 11/07/2026
We are forced to exist in a world where the same people who believe a man built a boat big enough for every animal don't believe in climate science because it’s “unproven.”
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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The petition to apply to rejoin the EU is nearing 100k – the point at which Parliament could consider debating it. But this story isn’t just about signatures – it’s also about why campaigners think this moment feels different.
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Brexit at 10: campaigners push petition to reopen Britain’s European debate
With a rejoin petition approaching 100,000 signatures, campaigners hope the anniversary creates political momentum
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I broke up our toddler group from antenatal classes by serving popcorn at a birthday party. One kid loved it but couldn't say it, so was shouting "Cock porn! Mummy! I love it! More cock porn!". Some of us collapsed laughing but the others really didn't see the funny side.
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 27/02/2026
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Paul Lewis @realpaullewis.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Quite!
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The Apprentice is just Taskmaster for cunts.
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Andrew Flanagan @andrewf68.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
SHOCKING audio testimony During years Sascha Riley was trafficked within tRump/Epstein ring, he was forced to perform sexual acts during filming of 10-12 child pornography films - including snuff film where girl child was shot & killed lisevoldeng.substack.com/p/dont-worry...
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"Don't worry. Boys are hard to find." Part 1 o2
Trump/Epstein and Associated Criminal Enterprises: Victim Interviews: SR
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