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Flash’s Keeper

@flashykeeper.bsky.social
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I’m a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule! Blue 💙 in the Great State of Louisiana! 💛🖤Boilermaker🖤💛 Lover of 🧀🍄🦔 Collector of Mid-Century American Glass. Majestic floofy cat-lover 🐱

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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Get a poboy from Parkway. Eat as many beignets as you can. I know everyone has their favorites, but I like the basic ones from Cafe du Monde. For fancy ones, I hear Lorettas is great, but can't personally vouch. Jam Nola is a great time. Haven't been since they moved though. Have a great trip!
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
If you have time, I always recommend a swamp tour. Skip the river boats, those tours are almost always disappointing. City Park (Art museum, sculpture garden etc) always a good time and decent to do this time of year with it not being blazing hot. Ayo Bakehouse on Frenchmen is fantastic for a nosh.
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
ROBIN. I miss you on the book of Faces and I don't hang out here much. But here's what I got: The WW2 Museum is amazing. Katie's is excellent, Turkey and the Wolf is great for casual sandwiches. Do the quarter and Frenchmen, but take time for a stroll down Magazine. Ms. Shirley's, YUM.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 10/02/2025
Trump came for the Blackest Super Bowl ever. Oops 😂
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sickofstupid.bsky.social @sickofstupid.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Freaking dystopian genius. The concentration camp lighting, the Russian Military formations, the women in red, Uncle “Sam”. Total. Effing. Genius.
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I’m also curious about when exactly Cheeto dipped. The word on the street was it was either during or right after half-time. He was definitely in the air by the time the game ended and it’s about a 15-20 minute trip to JRB NOLA in Belle Chasse.
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
And the WHINING from everyone who doesn’t get it. They don’t get it because it isn’t for you or about you for once. Whiteness was not centered for once. Our beautiful city with its diverse culture was not white-washed. And it was fucking amazing.
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Look, I don’t pretend to understand everything Kendrick Lamar was putting down, but I DO understand symbolism. The entire Super Bowl, including the ads was a massive FUCK YOU to the powers of white nationalism and the patriarchy. So many ads promoting inclusion. Uncle Sam. The pre show. Everything.
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Flash has had a difficult week. She had impacted anal glands released on Monday, which while relieving, was also traumatic. She’s back to normal now and dammit woman, where is my foooooood? #caturday #catsofbluesky #cats #majesticfloof
Fluffy gray cat in a kitchen
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Over the last few years it has become abundantly clear that most people either don't read (or comprehend), have a poor understanding of math and statistics or both. Parent apps for my kid's school activities are mindblowing. The number of people that don't read or comprehend posts is staggering.
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Mother, why are there Lego boxes all over my living room? #magesticfloof #caturday
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
A simple way to let go of the past and redirect your negative energy is to add more cheese to your pasta
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Super tired of people trying to find something to blame. Blame the crazy ass perpetrator. Nothing law enforcement or the city could have done to stop this fool. /fin
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
People crossing Canal at some point. People hell bent on murder wil do exactly that. No amount of bollards or prep is going to stop crazy. They’re damn lucky he did this at 3:15 instead of shortly after midnight. Maybe he couldn’t get access at that time…. Anyway, it’s fucking awful but…
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
He entered Bourbon via the SIDEWALK driving around a police unit parked in the street. Even if the bollards were up, he still would have accessed via the sidewalk on the corner or Bourbon and Canal. And even if he couldn’t access Bourbon, he would have ridden the sidewalk on Canal or mowed over…
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
The most frustrating thing about the NOLA attack (other than the attack itself) is the inability for the local morons to STFU and allow the law to do their fucking job. Good lord! Eagle Pass, groups of terrorists, the bollards! SHUT UP. All of that was BS. The bollards wouldn’t have done shit.
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
It’s been a rough couple of weeks. A waterline cracked in our slab, requiring a re-route through the attic. When the plumber was doing that, he noted that the roof was leaking. Took a bit to get that repaired. Flash did not like the hammering, but it’s over now. #catsofbluesky #cats
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
CAT SCAM! That's a good way to put it. My floof thinks that because she has scammed my both husband and I out of treats within the same hour, that she deserves treats whenever she wants. And will knock over the treat container in protest. Jerk.
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
What? You shampooed the carpet? Now I can get fur all over it! #cats #catsofbluesky
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Smells like asshole!
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Flash is ready to attack! #caturday #catsofbluesky #cats #majesticfloof
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Hi you gorgeous floofs!!! ❤️
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Daily Flash. MUST I pose for this picture? I’m requiring pets from the preferred human. #catsofbluesky #cats
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Daily Flash: cat tree edition. #catsofbluesky #cats #majesticfloof
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Daily Flash. Flash wishes she could play Mario Kart with the kids… #catsofbluesky #cats
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
We live in the swamp, so I think we’ll wait until the ground is nice and soggy.
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Fluffy blankets come in clutch in the house! Big fan! I broke down and turned on the heat today. I usually hold out but it’s dropping down to almost freezing at night. It is what it is…
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
So I guess I’ll start planning the Christmas light install instead….
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I had this grand idea to put up an outdoor antenna to get better reception on network TV using an existing coaxial cable system from an old cable install. Idea was great until I realized that I need to ground the antenna and the idea of ramming 8 feet of copper into the ground sounds like hell. Bah.
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Flash providing warmth to her preferred human this chilly #caturday. #catsofbluesky #cats #dailyflash
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
The temperature here is forcing me to succumb to the tyranny of pants. No bueno.
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
It’s a “Flash”back today to several years ago. One of these things is not like the other #catsofbluesky #christmascats #cats
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I love the effort here. I’m either going to have pie or leftover mashed potato cakes. But I shouldn’t have that many carbs in the AM. I will feel like trash by noon. It is what it is….
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Daily Flash is late today. She wasn’t thrilled with all the humans in her house today. She would like to register a complaint. #catsofbluesky #cats #majesticfloof
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Greetings and love from the ancestral home of the Chahta Yakni and Acolapissa peoples! Eat your faces off, for tomorrow it will be Christmas….
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Oh yes. The stuffed mouse tribute. We get ours in the evening, with much fanfare.
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
What a floof! So cute ❤️
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Thank you! She does look gnomish!
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Flash is pensive today. Clearly she’s thinking about treats… #catsofbluesky #cats #majesticfloof
Grey cat staring off to the left
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Ha!!!! Treats for everyone!
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
❤️
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
She refuses to scratch on it, so it’s pretty much just for show now.
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Awwww. I wish they could be with us longer. It’s too short ❤️
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Hi Podrick!! 🐱
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Nope. Amazon!
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Hi Wookie!!!!! What a majestic floof!!!
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
She does like to ham it up from time to time!
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Hi Diamond! What a sweetie!
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