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Flash’s Keeper

@flashykeeper.bsky.social
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I’m a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule! Blue 💙 in the Great State of Louisiana! 💛🖤Boilermaker🖤💛 Lover of 🧀🍄🦔 Collector of Mid-Century American Glass. Majestic floofy cat-lover 🐱

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 10/02/2025
Trump came for the Blackest Super Bowl ever. Oops 😂
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sickofstupid.bsky.social @sickofstupid.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Freaking dystopian genius. The concentration camp lighting, the Russian Military formations, the women in red, Uncle “Sam”. Total. Effing. Genius.
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Look, I don’t pretend to understand everything Kendrick Lamar was putting down, but I DO understand symbolism. The entire Super Bowl, including the ads was a massive FUCK YOU to the powers of white nationalism and the patriarchy. So many ads promoting inclusion. Uncle Sam. The pre show. Everything.
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Flash has had a difficult week. She had impacted anal glands released on Monday, which while relieving, was also traumatic. She’s back to normal now and dammit woman, where is my foooooood? #caturday #catsofbluesky #cats #majesticfloof
Fluffy gray cat in a kitchen
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Over the last few years it has become abundantly clear that most people either don't read (or comprehend), have a poor understanding of math and statistics or both. Parent apps for my kid's school activities are mindblowing. The number of people that don't read or comprehend posts is staggering.
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Mother, why are there Lego boxes all over my living room? #magesticfloof #caturday
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
A simple way to let go of the past and redirect your negative energy is to add more cheese to your pasta
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
The most frustrating thing about the NOLA attack (other than the attack itself) is the inability for the local morons to STFU and allow the law to do their fucking job. Good lord! Eagle Pass, groups of terrorists, the bollards! SHUT UP. All of that was BS. The bollards wouldn’t have done shit.
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
It’s been a rough couple of weeks. A waterline cracked in our slab, requiring a re-route through the attic. When the plumber was doing that, he noted that the roof was leaking. Took a bit to get that repaired. Flash did not like the hammering, but it’s over now. #catsofbluesky #cats
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
What? You shampooed the carpet? Now I can get fur all over it! #cats #catsofbluesky
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Flash is ready to attack! #caturday #catsofbluesky #cats #majesticfloof
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Daily Flash. MUST I pose for this picture? I’m requiring pets from the preferred human. #catsofbluesky #cats
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Daily Flash: cat tree edition. #catsofbluesky #cats #majesticfloof
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Daily Flash. Flash wishes she could play Mario Kart with the kids… #catsofbluesky #cats
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I had this grand idea to put up an outdoor antenna to get better reception on network TV using an existing coaxial cable system from an old cable install. Idea was great until I realized that I need to ground the antenna and the idea of ramming 8 feet of copper into the ground sounds like hell. Bah.
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Flash providing warmth to her preferred human this chilly #caturday. #catsofbluesky #cats #dailyflash
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
The temperature here is forcing me to succumb to the tyranny of pants. No bueno.
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
It’s a “Flash”back today to several years ago. One of these things is not like the other #catsofbluesky #christmascats #cats
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Daily Flash is late today. She wasn’t thrilled with all the humans in her house today. She would like to register a complaint. #catsofbluesky #cats #majesticfloof
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Greetings and love from the ancestral home of the Chahta Yakni and Acolapissa peoples! Eat your faces off, for tomorrow it will be Christmas….
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Flash is pensive today. Clearly she’s thinking about treats… #catsofbluesky #cats #majesticfloof
Grey cat staring off to the left
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Daily Flash: today we fluff and look cute for the camera. Belly rubs were given. #catsofbluesky #cats #majesticfloof
Grey cat floofing on her back
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
It’s pie for breakfast season!!!!
Mixed berry pie and ice cream
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Flash is pleased that her treat container has been replenished. #catsofbluesky #cats #majesticfloof
Fuzzy grey cat sitting next to a mushroom scratching post
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I’m really trying to embrace audiobooks but I just can’t get into them. I’m not good at listening to something for that long, especially a book I can probably read in a two hour sitting. Even speeding it up doesn’t help. But this book only available in my system via audiobook….so 7 days left I guess
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I survived the weekend of peopling. Today, I get to brave the grocery store. Do I: Go to the Walton family hellscape in one trip or option B: go to regional chain (more expensive) paired with Aldi for two stops.
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God @thegodshow.com · 24/11/2024
all the dude ever wanted was his rug back
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
"You cannot wake a person who is pretending to be asleep." Navajo Proverb
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Good morning! Flash is sitting on her favorite chair awaiting her morning treats. May the fluff be with you this fine Sunday! #catsofbluesky #cats #majesticfloof
Floofy grey cat sitting on an orange chair
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Spent 4 hours supervising robotics kids yesterday and doing a family brunch today. This is an excessive amount of peopling for one weekend. Send cheese.
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
These jeans are too “90s”. And not in a good way. 90s in a tapered leg, mom-Jean kind of way and I don’t like it. Give me boot cuts or give me deathbed 🗡️🗡️🗡️
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Not putting on the heat at night has given me some of the best sleep this week. Getting out of bed, however….
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Daily Flash. You made up this bed for guests? It’s mine now! #CatsofBlueSky #Caturday #Cats
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Scott Adamson @scottadamson1960.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
As a Jets fan, I hope Aaron Rodgers retires this week so he can become the Cayenne Pepper Czar under Brain Worm. #kakistocracy #NFL
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
It’s 49 degrees and I’m fixing to get in that pool ☃️
Swimming pool
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Good morning! Begging for treats time! #CatsofBlueSky #floof #cats
Fluffy grey cat begging for treats
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Gators Daily 🐊 @gatorsdaily.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Insomnia! Woo! But to be fair, I did sleep 5 hours solid…but now I’m up up up up!
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a white cat holding a sign that says i can t sleep
Alt: a white cat holding a sign that says i can t sleep
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Dicking around on Bluesky has put me behind on the Pre-Thanksgiving deep clean. Procrastination rules!
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Politely waiting for morning vittles. #catsofbluesky
Grey cat waiting by bathroom sink
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I had my hand out to get what I thought was my evening medication from my husband….and cheese was placed in it. Mmmmm Tillamook Cheddar….
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I have an odd fascination with cow hoof trimming videos. Nate the Hoof guy brings me joy! 🐄🐄🐄
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Few things give me more joy than when one of the neighborhood cats sets off my driveway camera. I always respond with “awwwww kitty!”
Camera shot of a cat walking across a driveway
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The number of people in my local FB mom group looking for doctors who will accept not vaccinating blows my damn mind Measles is coming back with a vengeance, y’all! Fun Measles fact: it erases the memory of your immune system, making you vulnerable to OTHER ick you used to have immunity against.
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Pickling onions is so satisfying.
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Ginny Messina @theveganrd.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I used this recipe, which is easy and good. Definitely give tempeh a try! minimalistbaker.com/marinated-pe...
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Marinated Peanut Tempeh (7 Ingredients!)
I didn't use to like tempeh. Now, I do, thanks to easy, fool-proof recipes like this. Look at that saucy caramelization! Oof. Any of you tempeh haters out
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Shit. Boulevard is flooded and I have to take the kid to school for band. Gonna need a bigger boat 🛶
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Flash’s Keeper @flashykeeper.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I’m can’t believe they haven’t found a way to make mammograms less painful. God, they’re awful….
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