Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Today I mailed my ballot to vote in the midterms. Please remember to vote when your time comes. Do your part to move us out of this nightmare while it's still somewhat possible. 000
Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026BREAKING: The War on Christmas has been expanded to include Thanksgiving and Independence Day. Get in, loser. We're going after the whole calendar. 000
Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Translation: We are SUUUUUPER LOW on munitions. 000
Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Screw this "yay Bush!" crap. The fact that W is working to prop up ANY Republicans in this moment shows he's working against the country, not for it. Excluding Paxton is political maneuvering, not some righteous statement of morality. George W. Bush helped to enable the current status quo. 000
Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A professional assessment of Mitch McConnell's current condition. 000
Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026(1/5) Let's talk about John F. Kennedy for a moment. Yes everyone remembers the tragic end to his life and administration, but what people have mostly forgotten about him as a person is his close ties to the arts. #KennedyCenter #PerformingArts #JFK #Kennedy 100
Reposted by Flapjack DandyNils Gilman @nilsgilman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The credulous coverage of Trump’s claimed “historic deal” in Greenland — which changes nothing of substance about the existing security agreement — is yet another embarrassing instance of the media “treating the kayfabe as real.” Why would a self-respecting reporter participate in this nonsense? 24667123
Reposted by Flapjack DandyJim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 18/09/2026my brilliant colleague @robertshrimsley.bsky.social on the threat from Elon Musk’s X platform www.ft.com/content/f270... 6428101169
Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026As a born and bred New Yorker, I hate to say this but I think it's time the UN starts exploring a relocation of its headquarters out of the United States to somewhere more compatible with the idea of worldwide national cooperation. 010
Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026@bsky.app How many times are you going to force me to click "Show Less Like This" on pictures of mushrooms or bad drawings of wizards or posts about football for it to ACTUALLY TAKE? And when I click "Show Less Like This" on a post, it means I don't want to see posts quoting that post either. 000
Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hey just so everyone is aware, The Proclaimers can get fucked. 010
Reposted by Flapjack DandyLisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Stop plagiarizing other people’s work, @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social 2922420
Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Top to Bottom: Matthew Joseph Fay, Allen Foltz, Paula Foltz, Edward Storer, Jeannine Storer, Waylon Rogers 000
Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026BlueSky's Discover has gotten stupid. It knows the accounts I follow as a gauge for my interests, and ignores all of them. HERE'S 200 POSTS ABOUT PUMPKINS followed by 200 POSTS ABOUT CARS followed by 200 POSTS ABOUT WEATHER. And repeatedly selecting "Show less like this" doesn't do anything. 000
Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I am absolutely furious at the "Odyssey" movie production. How DARE they have everyone speaking in English rather than ancient Greek. Despicable. 000
Reposted by Flapjack DandyAmee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 09/07/2026ICE claims that Araujo drove into one of their SUVs with his van and then tried to run over an agent. There were no marks on the van and KHOU11's Jeremy Rogalski found surveillance footage showing ICE chasing Araujo and cutting him off. Renee Good all over again. 8982533310437
Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026This woman's name is Jennifer Gibbons. She works for the Entertainment Software Association. This woman is a LIAR. She recently stood in front of the Government of California and told them that community Minecraft servers are illegal. The server software is available for download FROM MINECRAFT.COM. 000
Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Remember when Kroger pledged to remove all plastic bags from its stores by 2025? In addition to backing off of that, they've now apparently decided aluminum cans are too environmentally friendly and they are now wrapping cans in plastic labels. 000
Reposted by Flapjack DandyKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Fun fact: The Onion's acquisition of Infowars was an almost 2-year long process that cost a shit ton of money. Much more fun fact: You can show your appreciation by subscribing to the Onion for $9 a month AND get a print copy delivered right to your doorstep. membership.theonion.commembership.theonion.comJoin The OnionDon’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news. 241452301
Reposted by Flapjack DandyAnna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Here’s a list of the allegations that Patel claims are false and defamatory: 96916321
Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026We need to talk about these very obviously fake pro-democrat accounts running rampant on BlueSky. Everyone likes getting followers, but something sinister is happening. Cute girl, often Asian, face obscured/looking away from the camera. Few/no posts. Lots following, few followers. Nonsense username. 000
Reposted by Flapjack Dandy𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 08/04/2026Only Trump could make Iran seem like the good guys. 4361597
Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026If this isn't a war then I feel like the Department of War has no business being part of it HEYOOOOOOO. 000
Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026"Nobody knows who to talk to but we're still definitely talking. To who? Nobody knows." 010
Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026We have no money for universal healthcare but we can sure build a pointless moon base. 000
Reposted by Flapjack DandyPan-sexual; We Love Pans @pansexualwlp.bsky.social · 23/03/2026It’s as easy as shutting your effin mouth! And did I mention… it’s free?! 260220546484
Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026TO @democrats.org IF YOU ARE NOT ACTIVELY WORKING TO REMOVE AND REPLACE SCHUMER/JEFFRIES YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM. #House #Senate #Democrats #Suck 000
Reposted by Flapjack DandyScott Smith @canaansdad1987.bsky.social · 15/03/2026We have an alcoholic from FoxNews running our military and a former heroin addict running our health and they both report to a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist/pedophile #USDemocracy 20231119
Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Listening to WWDTM this morning and laughed hard. Twice. (My ass came off the first time.) "Yes, that is particularly true when the hot water contains COFFEE." "The martini was taken away from the student before he could become the coolest kid in the 3rd grade." God Bless @petersagal.bsky.social 111
Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Whenever you watch Elon Musk speak, keep present in your mind that this is a profoundly stupid man carefully choosing whatever words he can come up with to try and sound ultra smart. It really pulls back the curtain. 000
Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026It's funny seeing the bootlickers in congress trying so hard to spin. The media keeps reporting on Trump falling asleep constantly so you have Tuberville bloviating about TRUMP ONLY SLEEPS 2 HOURS A DAY 000
Reposted by Flapjack DandyJames Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 17/02/2026This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see. His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert. Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas. 258122964880
Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026For every one of these Republican monsters complaining about #BadBunny just remember that's yet another elected representative more concerned over a Spanish-language football halftime show than THE ONGOING COVERUP OF ACTUAL CHILD RAPE. #NFL #Republicans #Epstein #EpsteinFiles 000
Reposted by Flapjack Dandyceej @ceej.online · 09/02/2026heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show 5086761786
Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Amazing how nobody knows anything when it's a question they don't want to answer. 010
Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 28/11/2025To add on to what @captmarkkelly.bsky.social and others have already said... Not only do you not have to follow unlawful orders, you actually have a SWORN DUTY to refuse illegal orders. Military Brass: FIND YOUR SPINES. UNITE AGAINST FASCISM. #Army #Navy #Marines #AirForce #CoastGuard #NationalGuard 000
Reposted by Flapjack DandyEliza Orlins @elizaorlins.bsky.social · 17/11/2025If you are or you know a high school senior planning to major in STEM at an HBCU, there’s a scholarship opportunity you need to see: $10,000/year + mentorship + leadership training. Apply before 1/15/26. Learn more here 🔗: bit.ly/3JTbu8ubit.lyFOSSI | Future of STEM Scholars Initiative | AIChE 38361
Reposted by Flapjack DandyBill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon… 4652011160
Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 10/11/2025@democrats.senate.gov You spineless, gutless, feckless, toothless, unbelievable low life corrupt self-interested sacks of absolute dogshit. In an obvious attempt at dodging accountability, not one of the CR's sponsors is vulnerable in 2026. NOT ONE. It's been a big carefully orchestrated shit show. 000
Reposted by Flapjack DandyEvan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Government is shut down. Chaos in airports. 42 million going hungry. 24 million face skyrocketing healthcare costs. Economy in turmoil. And the president of the United States is in the Fox broadcast booth calling plays for a football game. 44447761638
Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025I will also pay a 10% finder's fee to any person able to put me in contact with the right connection to make this happen. I reiterate: this offer is 100% real. 010
Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Good morning. First, apologies for the recent inactivity. Had to take a break for the past week due to an emergency, but we're back. Thanks for your patience. FYI I've also ended our engagement on Twitter. Permanently broken anti-spam measures make it so there's no point. BlueSky is better anyway. 010
Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025If you're wondering why he bought Twitter. This is why. If you're wondering why the WH wants to control TikTok. This is why. 120