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Flapjack Dandy

@flapjackdandy.bsky.social
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New York IT nerd stuck in the south. Photojournalist. ANTIFA. LGBTQ+ ally. Champion of Truth, Justice, and the (former) American Way.

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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today I mailed my ballot to vote in the midterms. Please remember to vote when your time comes. Do your part to move us out of this nightmare while it's still somewhat possible.
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BREAKING: The War on Christmas has been expanded to include Thanksgiving and Independence Day. Get in, loser. We're going after the whole calendar.
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Translation: We are SUUUUUPER LOW on munitions.
Donald J. Trump, September 22 2026 at 6:14am: "The cowards and traitors would love to say the United States is low on munitions. It's not true. We have more munitions than we could ever possibly think of using, and are building them up now at levels we have never seen before."
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Screw this "yay Bush!" crap. The fact that W is working to prop up ANY Republicans in this moment shows he's working against the country, not for it. Excluding Paxton is political maneuvering, not some righteous statement of morality. George W. Bush helped to enable the current status quo.
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A professional assessment of Mitch McConnell's current condition.
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
(1/5) Let's talk about John F. Kennedy for a moment. Yes everyone remembers the tragic end to his life and administration, but what people have mostly forgotten about him as a person is his close ties to the arts. #KennedyCenter #PerformingArts #JFK #Kennedy
The Kennedy Center as seen from the air on January 8, 2006, before construction of the REACH expansion.
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Nils Gilman @nilsgilman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The credulous coverage of Trump’s claimed “historic deal” in Greenland — which changes nothing of substance about the existing security agreement — is yet another embarrassing instance of the media “treating the kayfabe as real.” Why would a self-respecting reporter participate in this nonsense?
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my brilliant colleague @robertshrimsley.bsky.social on the threat from Elon Musk’s X platform www.ft.com/content/f270...
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As a born and bred New Yorker, I hate to say this but I think it's time the UN starts exploring a relocation of its headquarters out of the United States to somewhere more compatible with the idea of worldwide national cooperation.
A ground-level photo of the UN complex, highlighted by the flagpoles of several member countries.
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@bsky.app How many times are you going to force me to click "Show Less Like This" on pictures of mushrooms or bad drawings of wizards or posts about football for it to ACTUALLY TAKE? And when I click "Show Less Like This" on a post, it means I don't want to see posts quoting that post either.
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey just so everyone is aware, The Proclaimers can get fucked.
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Stop plagiarizing other people’s work, @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Top to Bottom: Matthew Joseph Fay, Allen Foltz, Paula Foltz, Edward Storer, Jeannine Storer, Waylon Rogers
Six people have been charged in a child sex abuse ring in Greenville, South Carolina. The victims were under 11. The defendants: a fire department training officer, two former police officers, a retired city employee, and their spouses. Two weeks ago a judge granted all six bond. They're now at home. NOT trans. NOT immigrants. NOT drag queens. No national coverage. No wire store. No cable news segment.
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
BlueSky's Discover has gotten stupid. It knows the accounts I follow as a gauge for my interests, and ignores all of them. HERE'S 200 POSTS ABOUT PUMPKINS followed by 200 POSTS ABOUT CARS followed by 200 POSTS ABOUT WEATHER. And repeatedly selecting "Show less like this" doesn't do anything.
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I am absolutely furious at the "Odyssey" movie production. How DARE they have everyone speaking in English rather than ancient Greek. Despicable.
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Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
ICE claims that Araujo drove into one of their SUVs with his van and then tried to run over an agent. There were no marks on the van and KHOU11's Jeremy Rogalski found surveillance footage showing ICE chasing Araujo and cutting him off. Renee Good all over again.
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This woman's name is Jennifer Gibbons. She works for the Entertainment Software Association. This woman is a LIAR. She recently stood in front of the Government of California and told them that community Minecraft servers are illegal. The server software is available for download FROM MINECRAFT.COM.
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Remember when Kroger pledged to remove all plastic bags from its stores by 2025? In addition to backing off of that, they've now apparently decided aluminum cans are too environmentally friendly and they are now wrapping cans in plastic labels.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Fun fact: The Onion's acquisition of Infowars was an almost 2-year long process that cost a shit ton of money. Much more fun fact: You can show your appreciation by subscribing to the Onion for $9 a month AND get a print copy delivered right to your doorstep. membership.theonion.com
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Here’s a list of the allegations that Patel claims are false and defamatory:
made no effort to disguise their aim.
17. The Article was widely disseminated on the internet, through AMG's magazine and associated platforms, and was foreseeably republished, summarized, and discussed throughout national and international media.
The Article included numerous false and defamatory statements of fact
concerning Director Patel, including but not limited to:
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That Director Patel "is known to drink to the point of obvious intoxication, in many cases at the private club Ned's in Washington, D.C., while in the presence of White House and other administration staff."
b. That Director Patel "is also known to drink to excess at the Poodle Room in Las Vegas, where he frequently spends parts of his weekends."
c. That "lelarly in his tenure, meetings and briefings had to be rescheduled for later in the day as a result of his alcohol-fueled nights."
d. That "Io]n multiple occasions in the past year, members of his security detail had difficulty waking Patel because he was seemingly intoxicated, according to information supplied to Justice Department and White House officials."
e. That "[a] request for 'breaching equipment'-normally used by SWAT and hostage-rescue teams to quickly gain entry into buildings—was made last year because Patel had been unreachable behind locked doors."
1 Defendant AMG, at some point on April 19, 2026, stealth-edited the Article's main headline, which now reads "The FBI Director is MIA".
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f. That Director Patel's alleged alcohol consumption has negatively impacted various law-enforcement investigations, including the Charlie Kirk murder investigation.
g. That Director Patel "recently expressed frustration with the look of FBI merchandise, complaining that it isn't intimidating enough."
h. That on April 10, 2026, Director Patel "panicked, frantically calling aides and allies to announce that he had been fired by the White House," and that his behavior was a "freak-out."
i. That Director Patel is "often away or unreachable, delaying time-sensitive decisions needed to advance investigations," and that on several occasions, Director Patel's "delays resulted in normally unflappable agents 'losing their shit.""
That Director Patel's "drinking has been a recurring source of concern across the government."
k. The false implication that Director Patel violated DOJ's ethics rules prohibiting "habitually using alcohol or other intoxicants to excess."
1. That Director Patel has used his position to improperly "target political or personal adversaries of the president."
m. The false implication that Director Patel abuses alcohol, thereby making him vulnerable to exploitation or coercion by foreign adversaries.
n. The false implication that this alleged alcohol abuse "has become a threat to public safety," including in the context of "a domestic terrorist attack," and constitutes a national-security vulnerability.
o. That Director Patel "is deeply concerned that his job is in jeopardy."
p. That Director Patel has had a problem with "unexplained absences," and "spotty attendance at the office," thereby falsely implying that Director Patel has been derelict in his duties.
q. That Director Patel left the country vulnerable because "Days before the United States launched its war with Iran, Patel fired members of a counterintelligence squad that was devoted, in part, to Iran."
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Jules⚖️📨 @northjules.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
#USDemocracy #Pinks
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
We need to talk about these very obviously fake pro-democrat accounts running rampant on BlueSky. Everyone likes getting followers, but something sinister is happening. Cute girl, often Asian, face obscured/looking away from the camera. Few/no posts. Lots following, few followers. Nonsense username.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 08/04/2026
Only Trump could make Iran seem like the good guys.
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
If this isn't a war then I feel like the Department of War has no business being part of it HEYOOOOOOO.
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
"Nobody knows who to talk to but we're still definitely talking. To who? Nobody knows."
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
We have no money for universal healthcare but we can sure build a pointless moon base.
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Pan-sexual; We Love Pans @pansexualwlp.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
It’s as easy as shutting your effin mouth! And did I mention… it’s free?!
Art by @timpsingleton
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
TO @democrats.org IF YOU ARE NOT ACTIVELY WORKING TO REMOVE AND REPLACE SCHUMER/JEFFRIES YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM. #House #Senate #Democrats #Suck
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Scott Smith @canaansdad1987.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
We have an alcoholic from FoxNews running our military and a former heroin addict running our health and they both report to a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist/pedophile #USDemocracy
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Listening to WWDTM this morning and laughed hard. Twice. (My ass came off the first time.) "Yes, that is particularly true when the hot water contains COFFEE." "The martini was taken away from the student before he could become the coolest kid in the 3rd grade." God Bless @petersagal.bsky.social
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Whenever you watch Elon Musk speak, keep present in your mind that this is a profoundly stupid man carefully choosing whatever words he can come up with to try and sound ultra smart. It really pulls back the curtain.
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
It's funny seeing the bootlickers in congress trying so hard to spin. The media keeps reporting on Trump falling asleep constantly so you have Tuberville bloviating about TRUMP ONLY SLEEPS 2 HOURS A DAY
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see. His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert. Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
For every one of these Republican monsters complaining about #BadBunny just remember that's yet another elected representative more concerned over a Spanish-language football halftime show than THE ONGOING COVERUP OF ACTUAL CHILD RAPE. #NFL #Republicans #Epstein #EpsteinFiles
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ceej @ceej.online · 09/02/2026
heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Amazing how nobody knows anything when it's a question they don't want to answer.
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
To add on to what @captmarkkelly.bsky.social and others have already said... Not only do you not have to follow unlawful orders, you actually have a SWORN DUTY to refuse illegal orders. Military Brass: FIND YOUR SPINES. UNITE AGAINST FASCISM. #Army #Navy #Marines #AirForce #CoastGuard #NationalGuard
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
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Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
@democrats.senate.gov You spineless, gutless, feckless, toothless, unbelievable low life corrupt self-interested sacks of absolute dogshit. In an obvious attempt at dodging accountability, not one of the CR's sponsors is vulnerable in 2026. NOT ONE. It's been a big carefully orchestrated shit show.
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Government is shut down. Chaos in airports. 42 million going hungry. 24 million face skyrocketing healthcare costs. Economy in turmoil. And the president of the United States is in the Fox broadcast booth calling plays for a football game.
Donnie dipshit between the announcers in the Fox booth on November 9, record 40th day of the GOP shutdown
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Oh. I didn't... Huh. But what... Oh.
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I will also pay a 10% finder's fee to any person able to put me in contact with the right connection to make this happen. I reiterate: this offer is 100% real.
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Good morning. First, apologies for the recent inactivity. Had to take a break for the past week due to an emergency, but we're back. Thanks for your patience. FYI I've also ended our engagement on Twitter. Permanently broken anti-spam measures make it so there's no point. BlueSky is better anyway.
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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
If you're wondering why he bought Twitter. This is why. If you're wondering why the WH wants to control TikTok. This is why.
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