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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Translation: We are SUUUUUPER LOW on munitions.

Donald J. Trump, September 22 2026 at 6:14am: "The cowards and traitors would love to say the United States is low on munitions. It's not true. We have more munitions than we could ever possibly think of using, and are building them up now at levels we have never seen before."

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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

A professional assessment of Mitch McConnell's current condition.

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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I guess my posts don't get enough traffic for them to spam my shit.

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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

(1/5) Let's talk about John F. Kennedy for a moment. Yes everyone remembers the tragic end to his life and administration, but what people have mostly forgotten about him as a person is his close ties to the arts. #KennedyCenter #PerformingArts #JFK #Kennedy

The Kennedy Center as seen from the air on January 8, 2006, before construction of the REACH expansion.

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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

(5/5) How anyone can recognize this as anything other than an atrocious and horrible fucked up act of narcissism unbecoming of any decent human being is absolutely unfathomable.

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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

As a born and bred New Yorker, I hate to say this but I think it's time the UN starts exploring a relocation of its headquarters out of the United States to somewhere more compatible with the idea of worldwide national cooperation.

A ground-level photo of the UN complex, highlighted by the flagpoles of several member countries.

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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Top to Bottom: Matthew Joseph Fay, Allen Foltz, Paula Foltz, Edward Storer, Jeannine Storer, Waylon Rogers

Six people have been charged in a child sex abuse ring in Greenville, South Carolina. The victims were under 11. The defendants: a fire department training officer, two former police officers, a retired city employee, and their spouses. Two weeks ago a judge granted all six bond. They're now at home. NOT trans. NOT immigrants. NOT drag queens. No national coverage. No wire store. No cable news segment.

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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I am absolutely furious at the "Odyssey" movie production. How DARE they have everyone speaking in English rather than ancient Greek. Despicable.

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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

This woman's name is Jennifer Gibbons. She works for the Entertainment Software Association. This woman is a LIAR. She recently stood in front of the Government of California and told them that community Minecraft servers are illegal. The server software is available for download FROM MINECRAFT.COM.

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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Remember when Kroger pledged to remove all plastic bags from its stores by 2025? In addition to backing off of that, they've now apparently decided aluminum cans are too environmentally friendly and they are now wrapping cans in plastic labels.

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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

We need to talk about these very obviously fake pro-democrat accounts running rampant on BlueSky. Everyone likes getting followers, but something sinister is happening. Cute girl, often Asian, face obscured/looking away from the camera. Few/no posts. Lots following, few followers. Nonsense username.

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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Amazing how nobody knows anything when it's a question they don't want to answer.

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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

That right hand still appears to be slathered in colored something.

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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

They are downing several gallons of copium hourly.

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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Oh. I didn't... Huh. But what... Oh.

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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

I will also pay a 10% finder's fee to any person able to put me in contact with the right connection to make this happen. I reiterate: this offer is 100% real.

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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Good morning. First, apologies for the recent inactivity. Had to take a break for the past week due to an emergency, but we're back. Thanks for your patience. FYI I've also ended our engagement on Twitter. Permanently broken anti-spam measures make it so there's no point. BlueSky is better anyway.

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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

If you're wondering why he bought Twitter. This is why. If you're wondering why the WH wants to control TikTok. This is why.

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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

A small list of tips for protesters, care of the White House Bullshit Index. Be safe. Be prepared. #ICE #Protest #ProtestPrep #Safety

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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

My inner demon is stronger than your ability to tweet pictures. His name is Chuck. He has huge evil horns, his flesh is fire, and he likes apple fritters and scrambled eggs. In the name of the demon Chuck I command thee to get over thyself.

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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

"How about we all come together and stop attacking pedophiles." -- Ted Cruz

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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Is everyone paying attention? The president just admitted he's at war with US cities. HE SAID IT. There's no taking this out of context. (from @acyn.bsky.social's Twitter)

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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

And he's online rubbing it in everyone's face. He thinks it looks great and doesn't realize the whole room is tacky as shit now.

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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Information on the Michigan Mormon Church shooter. Note the campaign sign in his yard.

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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Stephen Miller doesn't want you to say this kind of thing, but that's just for show. Secretly he LOVES the comparison because he views it as a compliment. Stephen Miller is a #Fascist #Nazi who has peaked in his career. It's all downhill from here you goose-stepping fuck.

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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Idiot media. No you jerks, Ryan Walters was the guy who was BROADCASTING PORN IN HIS OFFICE AND SENDING PORN TO CO-WORKERS. THAT NEEDS TO BE THE HEADLINE.

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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

This is the timeline where the White House press secretary has to storm out in her bathrobe to yell at the bullies goofing on her turd kid because literally NOBODY likes him.

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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

"I'm really good at predicting things. If you don't stop people you've never seen before, your country is going to fail." "Carbon footprint is a hoax." This guy is one of the dumbest people alive.

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Flapjack Dandy @flapjackdandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

This is about the only honest thing he's said during this whole thing.

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