Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026One thing I’m enjoying is critics saying Digger ain’t any/much cop, but there should be an Oscar winner to come from it, but it’s Riz Ahmed (who’s apparently excellent in it) not Tom Cruise (who’s apparently not) 210
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I still meet up weekly with somebody I’ve been friends with for 40 years for drinks and to watch terrible films - met him on the first day of primary school all those years ago 140
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh my god, so is this film just the insufferable framing device that pretty much ruined Asteroid City for me turned up to 11? 000
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026And there was all those people who believed(!) Trump when he said he wasn’t following Project 2025… 010
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If they can’t call it the Malaysian Grand Prix, not sure why they couldn’t have just called it “The Malaysian Grand Prix presented by Bahrain” or “The Bahrain Malaysian Grand Prix” unless it’s a contractual thing? Anyway great to see it back even if it’s just for this one season 010
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026An interview that just confirmed everything I suspected about Erasure, so lovely, such a great band. Stop! or Drama! methinks off the top of my head, though I actually love Fingers & Thumbs from their self-titled album of 1995 which is a song nobody talks about but me… 000
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There’s one tourguide in the whole of Scotland and his wee name is Craig 010
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Does he actually know what the word means anymore? If he ever did know the meaning in the first place. 010
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I felt my brain oozing out of my skull by about a third of the way in. I stopped to preserve what’s left of my brain. 080
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A friend and I talk about doing a cut-price bargain no-frills ghost experience and we’d need a ghost hunter - would you be fine being paid in lager? 000
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’d add the Tite & Locke at Lancaster station to this list 021
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A Matter of Life and Death Get Carter Withnail & I The Wicker Man Brief Encounter 020
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The constant “we’re not ready, we’re not ready” reporting, that Wargame propaganda crap on Sky, now this: the media in this country desperately want us to be at war don’t they?static.klipy.comChris Morris Declares War on The Day TodayALT: Chris Morris Declares War on The Day Today 0144
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I hope you slapped them and shouted “Oi, young person, NO!!!” in their face. They need to learn to unspeak LinkedIn-bilgestatic.klipy.comHarry Enfield Paul WhitehouseALT: Harry Enfield Paul Whitehouse 000
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 25/09/20262 first time watches here - Mr Majestyk was great fun, written by the great Elmore Leonard with Bronson on top form; the other first time watch was…less fun - Return of the Shaolin Chef (aka Magnificent Natural Fists as I’d watched it), iffy unintentionally hilarious incoherent kung fu nonsense 0130
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’ve never wished I couldn’t see something quite as much as I wish I couldn’t see that 010
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026She must think being bi means you’re attracted to everybody in the entire world 170
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A general one (no LPer in particular) but Alien Isolation - because I’m a big baby and it’d scare the fucking tits off me to play it myself. Watching the various videos of it is more than enough for me, especially as it’s clear the xenomorph AI is way too smart for me to just hide in a cupboard 😅 120
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Irrational hatred as cringe - welcome to 2026. She’s a horrendous woman. 150
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Funny Stephen, I thought of this comic when I started seeing the seemingly constant trailers for that bloody thing 000
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don’t want it for exactly the reasons you’ve listed there and more. I must be in the minority of fans who doesn’t feel they have to be pissed up to go watch football. We hear about this but no word about the disgraceful thuggish abuse directed at the RNLI Prime Minister? 160
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Indeed 😂 It is much shorter than We Are the World though which is a huge plus in my book 010
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026No, this is still better than We Are the World… Have you ever seen Swedish Metal Aid? Never has there been so much hairspray and cocaine in one place - a veritable CFC ozone layer disaster in a single room youtu.be/k9ezf6rjtYE?...youtu.beSwedish Metal Aid - Give A Helpin' Hand (Nöjesmassakern 11th Oct. 1985) HDYouTube video by Rodrigo Silva (ravscool) 160
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hang on, I thought we left the EU so we could be ‘sovrin’ and ‘make our own decisions’ without somebody else telling us what we can and can’t do? Hmm…… 010
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026There is only one acceptable response to fascists and fascism 020
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hori already getting blueprints ready for a fully-licensed Mavis Beacon Switch 2 keyboard 021
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026She could repeatedly smash Waluigi round the head with a computer keyboard - I’m in 110
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One of many reasons I love Liverpool right there - it’s a city that generally doesn’t tolerate BS and can smell it a mile off. We need more of this. Young people like those 2 are reason why I haven’t completely lost hope for the future tbh. 0101
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Of course that’s why Sonic goes “gotta go fast” because he’s trying to catch up with David who’s just too quick for him 110
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Please kindly keep your distance unpleasant femalestatic.klipy.comGet Away From Her, You Bitch!ALT: Get Away From Her, You Bitch! 000
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The attention to detail of going to the trouble of recreating the correct pattern on Jim fucking Ratcliffe’s pub (bore) chain breakfast plate is exquisite 070
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Try going to North End every week - now that’s masochism. Seriously though, Spurs could’ve done with relegation, they may have woken up instead of management going into the season deluded that they’d make top 6 (they may still do, but the assertion it was an anomaly is staggering in its arrogance) 000
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“Just gotta put my shoes on!”static.klipy.comHomer Simpson in Diaper with Toy CarsALT: Homer Simpson in Diaper with Toy Cars 041
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Probably tied with the Xbox One S controller as my favourite, definitely the best Sony have come up with IMO 110
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Strange…made me think of Boris Johnson and Peppa Pig World, something we in the UK had to endure not so long ago. share.google/BXVVqCSrHJ3l...share.googleBoris Johnson praises Peppa Pig in bizarre CBI speechEnjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. 000
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026That was Clive Swift. Clive Mantle was surgeon Mike Barratt in Casualty and David Horton’s younger brother in Vicar of Dibley who messes Geraldine around, the cad. 000
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026That we have him and bloody Botham in the HoL is just absurd. Remember getting blocked by him after calling him a cretin on Twitter after he’d written something that wasn’t even as outright bollocks as this crap. Not normally something I care about but was a proud moment. 050
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026He’s written and recorded some of the most wretched songs ever conceived, but always thought he seemed a really decent guy…until this whole episode 1170
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026He’d still be confused and mistake him for that Prongles skateboarding pig and jibber about how once you pop that’s great 000
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026When some actual humans don’t have even the basic rights they should have, excuse me if I don’t give a shit about whether AI has ‘rights’ (which of course, the answer is No) 0553
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Restored competency to government? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 061
Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My god, that looks so tedious to play even by the usual standards of Ocean film titles 010