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Alan Smith

@flanderosa.bsky.social
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Film fanatic | Preston North End, Lancaster City & Patriots | ❤️#gaming (PSN/XBL = flanderosa) | introverted #bookworm | Spittoon investigator and Eldritch Eradicator | He/Him/His

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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sorry that should be ‘but if there should be’
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One thing I’m enjoying is critics saying Digger ain’t any/much cop, but there should be an Oscar winner to come from it, but it’s Riz Ahmed (who’s apparently excellent in it) not Tom Cruise (who’s apparently not)
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yep, very Spurs-y
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I still meet up weekly with somebody I’ve been friends with for 40 years for drinks and to watch terrible films - met him on the first day of primary school all those years ago
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh my god, so is this film just the insufferable framing device that pretty much ruined Asteroid City for me turned up to 11?
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And there was all those people who believed(!) Trump when he said he wasn’t following Project 2025…
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If they can’t call it the Malaysian Grand Prix, not sure why they couldn’t have just called it “The Malaysian Grand Prix presented by Bahrain” or “The Bahrain Malaysian Grand Prix” unless it’s a contractual thing? Anyway great to see it back even if it’s just for this one season
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An interview that just confirmed everything I suspected about Erasure, so lovely, such a great band. Stop! or Drama! methinks off the top of my head, though I actually love Fingers & Thumbs from their self-titled album of 1995 which is a song nobody talks about but me…
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There’s one tourguide in the whole of Scotland and his wee name is Craig
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Does he actually know what the word means anymore? If he ever did know the meaning in the first place.
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I felt my brain oozing out of my skull by about a third of the way in. I stopped to preserve what’s left of my brain.
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A friend and I talk about doing a cut-price bargain no-frills ghost experience and we’d need a ghost hunter - would you be fine being paid in lager?
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’d add the Tite & Locke at Lancaster station to this list
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A Matter of Life and Death Get Carter Withnail & I The Wicker Man Brief Encounter
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The constant “we’re not ready, we’re not ready” reporting, that Wargame propaganda crap on Sky, now this: the media in this country desperately want us to be at war don’t they?
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Chris Morris Declares War on The Day Today
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hope you slapped them and shouted “Oi, young person, NO!!!” in their face. They need to learn to unspeak LinkedIn-bilge
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Harry Enfield Paul Whitehouse
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Where’s he going? Dubai? Monaco? Cayman Islands?
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
2 first time watches here - Mr Majestyk was great fun, written by the great Elmore Leonard with Bronson on top form; the other first time watch was…less fun - Return of the Shaolin Chef (aka Magnificent Natural Fists as I’d watched it), iffy unintentionally hilarious incoherent kung fu nonsense
Recent activity on my Letterboxd account, posters of the last 4 films I’ve watched:
Golden Ninja Warrior (1987, 1 star)
The Return of the Shaolin Chef (aka Magnificent Natural Fists, 1985, 2 stars)
Rocky 2 (1979, 4 stars)
Mr Majestyk (1974, 4 stars)
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good on Dave’s wife is all I’ll say
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve never wished I couldn’t see something quite as much as I wish I couldn’t see that
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She must think being bi means you’re attracted to everybody in the entire world
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A general one (no LPer in particular) but Alien Isolation - because I’m a big baby and it’d scare the fucking tits off me to play it myself. Watching the various videos of it is more than enough for me, especially as it’s clear the xenomorph AI is way too smart for me to just hide in a cupboard 😅
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Irrational hatred as cringe - welcome to 2026. She’s a horrendous woman.
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Funny Stephen, I thought of this comic when I started seeing the seemingly constant trailers for that bloody thing
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don’t want it for exactly the reasons you’ve listed there and more. I must be in the minority of fans who doesn’t feel they have to be pissed up to go watch football. We hear about this but no word about the disgraceful thuggish abuse directed at the RNLI Prime Minister?
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Indeed 😂 It is much shorter than We Are the World though which is a huge plus in my book
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No, this is still better than We Are the World… Have you ever seen Swedish Metal Aid? Never has there been so much hairspray and cocaine in one place - a veritable CFC ozone layer disaster in a single room youtu.be/k9ezf6rjtYE?...
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Swedish Metal Aid - Give A Helpin' Hand (Nöjesmassakern 11th Oct. 1985) HD
YouTube video by Rodrigo Silva (ravscool)
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hang on, I thought we left the EU so we could be ‘sovrin’ and ‘make our own decisions’ without somebody else telling us what we can and can’t do? Hmm……
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There is only one acceptable response to fascists and fascism
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hori already getting blueprints ready for a fully-licensed Mavis Beacon Switch 2 keyboard
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She could repeatedly smash Waluigi round the head with a computer keyboard - I’m in
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of many reasons I love Liverpool right there - it’s a city that generally doesn’t tolerate BS and can smell it a mile off. We need more of this. Young people like those 2 are reason why I haven’t completely lost hope for the future tbh.
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Of course that’s why Sonic goes “gotta go fast” because he’s trying to catch up with David who’s just too quick for him
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Please kindly keep your distance unpleasant female
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Get Away From Her, You Bitch!
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The attention to detail of going to the trouble of recreating the correct pattern on Jim fucking Ratcliffe’s pub (bore) chain breakfast plate is exquisite
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Try going to North End every week - now that’s masochism. Seriously though, Spurs could’ve done with relegation, they may have woken up instead of management going into the season deluded that they’d make top 6 (they may still do, but the assertion it was an anomaly is staggering in its arrogance)
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can definitely relate to AFAIK
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Just gotta put my shoes on!”
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Homer Simpson in Diaper with Toy Cars
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Probably tied with the Xbox One S controller as my favourite, definitely the best Sony have come up with IMO
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Strange…made me think of Boris Johnson and Peppa Pig World, something we in the UK had to endure not so long ago. share.google/BXVVqCSrHJ3l...
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Boris Johnson praises Peppa Pig in bizarre CBI speech
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That was Clive Swift. Clive Mantle was surgeon Mike Barratt in Casualty and David Horton’s younger brother in Vicar of Dibley who messes Geraldine around, the cad.
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That we have him and bloody Botham in the HoL is just absurd. Remember getting blocked by him after calling him a cretin on Twitter after he’d written something that wasn’t even as outright bollocks as this crap. Not normally something I care about but was a proud moment.
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He’s written and recorded some of the most wretched songs ever conceived, but always thought he seemed a really decent guy…until this whole episode
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s not a cult, nosirree, nope, not at all
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We should get a posse together
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He’d still be confused and mistake him for that Prongles skateboarding pig and jibber about how once you pop that’s great
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When some actual humans don’t have even the basic rights they should have, excuse me if I don’t give a shit about whether AI has ‘rights’ (which of course, the answer is No)
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Restored competency to government? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Alan Smith @flanderosa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My god, that looks so tedious to play even by the usual standards of Ocean film titles
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