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bran | 29 | any pronouns | i’m the only white boy with a cloak at the whole bowling alley

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
while i recover from surgery i will once again shill for everyone to read a little help with the agony which i posted on anon even thiugh its obvious i wrote it, its really good okay archiveofourown.org/works/695652...
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bran💜🪼 @flamingostalkerr.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
elvis wasnt special. you can walk into any circle k in the delta and find approximately 5 white guys like that
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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
heyyyy so the tldr is that everything with this surgery is ending up being more expensive than i anticipated/more time off work/all that jazz, so to give myself some breathing room during recovery i have upped my goal. getting this recirculated and any donations would be much much appreciated <333
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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
everyone look at more agere ed right now archiveofourown.org/works/81625011
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BAD bad - oatmilktruther - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
ok hi everypony after much stressing i decided that it would probably b ok and even a good idea to gofundme fr top surgery related costs. so this is that. any shares/donations would mean a lot to me/help me feel a lot more secure about something i am actually so scared about <3 gofund.me/b46ced9d6
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Donate to Help abs with their top surgery!, organized by Abagail K
My name is Abagail, AKA abs, AKA oatmilktruther, so most of you know me from OFMD fanfic an… Abagail K needs your support for Help abs with their top surgery!
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Bulph @bulph.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
good morning
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Bulph @bulph.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
good morning (its 4pm)
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bran💜🪼 @flamingostalkerr.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
taco bell bean burrito w sour cream and nacho cheese on the side to dip also. but you have to go out and get her she loves the chase
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bran💜🪼 @flamingostalkerr.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
youre never alone. maple brown sugar oatmeal is always there for you
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/02/2026
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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bran💜🪼 @flamingostalkerr.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
GENUINELY it’s always tuesday like WHAT is wrong with me. The last 4 tuesdays and no other time
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bran💜🪼 @flamingostalkerr.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
on my hands and knees begging BEGGING for the end of iep season😭 april 17th april 17th pleaaaaseeeee april 17th
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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
okay we’re here we did it genuinely i do not know how, i am going to lay down now also ONCE AGAIN THE BEDTIME RUINER STRIKS AGAIN archiveofourown.org/works/79640956
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Don't Leave Me (Ne me quitte pas) - Chapter 1 - oatmilktruther - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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something @ourfag.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
schwan
simple digital drawing of a swan with its neck curved over its body so it looks like a schwa (ə)
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Bulph @bulph.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
every morning i wake up and do these poses in my room
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bran💜🪼 @flamingostalkerr.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Romantic Movies You’ll Love: Dead Ringers 1988
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bran💜🪼 @flamingostalkerr.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
youve heard of panic at the disco. now get ready for my new hot band: dykephobia at the dentist
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bran💜🪼 @flamingostalkerr.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
we need a barbie with leg hair
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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
happy take twosday yes i just posted this yesterday idgaf everyone look at him hes mg favorite thing
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something @ourfag.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
his girby
digital doodle of ed in comfy clothes sitting curled up and clutching girby close in front of his face. girby's limbs are sticking out everywhere. ed's eye is visible but his expression is difficult to read: guarded maybe? or sulking
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bran💜🪼 @flamingostalkerr.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
BEHOLD HIM!!! YOU SHOULD BE HOLDING HIM!!!!!
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bran💜🪼 @flamingostalkerr.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Without naming yout job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. “Hmm let’s see. What do you think?”
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bran💜🪼 @flamingostalkerr.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
nina simone little girl blue save me. nina simone little girl blue. save me nina simone little girl blue.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Here is an otter snoot to help you through the day.
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bran💜🪼 @flamingostalkerr.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
school slp stede wears outlandish slp themed shirts on jean friday if we’re being so honest. probably self-bedazzled also
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bran💜🪼 @flamingostalkerr.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
did yall get an invitation to big macintosh and cheerilee’s lavender marriage?
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bran💜🪼 @flamingostalkerr.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
WHAT the fuck is it about tuesday that makes me have a migraine why is it ALWAYS TUESDAY so help me godddddd
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Bulph @bulph.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Started a GFM hoping to have a working car by the end of the year. (i didn't really know how much to set for a goal) But even if you can't donate, I'd really really appreciate reposts and spreading it around in general. Thanks!
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Donate to A Car for Ralph and His Mom’s Commute, organized by Ralph Dozier
Hi! My name is Ralph, and for a long time, I have struggled with transportation, of… Ralph Dozier needs your support for A Car for Ralph and His Mom’s Commute
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bran💜🪼 @flamingostalkerr.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
um. did we all see justin bieber treating a nationally televised event like it was his own livingroom🤨
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bran💜🪼 @flamingostalkerr.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
DOECHIIIIIIIII LOOKS SO GOOOOOOOD AT THE GRAMMYS HIIIIIIII DOECHIIIIIIII
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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
he’s my rverything forever
Rather than make the Kraken move, he shoves the table back to give him room to work, and then takes the comb and starts combing back the Kraken's hair. Though, with the way he detangled and moisturized, the way it slips through his hair like a sharp sword through enemy flesh, he probably could've used his fingers, and once he has it mostly situated, he does. Starts combing and separating and weaving until the hair at his scalp starts to come together into the start of a dutch braid. And the further he braids the more excited he gets, until he's practically bouncing on the balls of his feet, or would be if he wasn't laser focused on threading every strand perfectly up under the other.

"Bro," he says, can't keep it in anymore. "This shit looks amazing."

The Kraken just huffs, and Ed can't see his face, but he can tell just by the set of his shoulders that he's (at least playing at being) unimpressed.

"Fuck you," he says heatlessly. "We both know what a pain in the ass it is to get all that hair to cooperate into a braid, especially with our shit shoulders, especially especially neatly. It's gonna look great and you're gonna love it." He says that last part with the cadence of an order, but internally, it's a promise.
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bran💜🪼 @flamingostalkerr.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
theres only one (1) guy of gisborne scene pack surviving on the internet somehow so i’m scrounging for footage from 2006 in 15 year old lady gaga amv’s
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Rights🏴‍☠️🦇 @imrights.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
stede trying to eat ed's beard
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bran💜🪼 @flamingostalkerr.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
i drink 4 drinks and suddenly i become the most beautiful person in the world with the prettiest singing voice and the fattest ass. and bad news. it’s terminal
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bran💜🪼 @flamingostalkerr.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
one of the manyyy things sooo funny about twilight is like. mormonotron 3000 thought the cover story of 2 couples who are adopted teens (insane) was much less weird than 3 adult couples living together in the same house (happens everywhere large families are)
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bran💜🪼 @flamingostalkerr.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
murray hewitt’s honda acord with zero working ac…i need him
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sam | ingydar @margaritaville.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
this is ed to me
image of a small rodent-like light brown mammal on top of a sugar cube with the caption “SCIENTISTS DISCOVER A NEW MAMMAL SPECIES SMALLER THAN A SUGAR CUBE”
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bran💜🪼 @flamingostalkerr.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
the fact that ive had to wait SO long to see pillion and i STILL have to wait a whole nother week at LEAST and lord knows if it’s even screening where i live…homophobic….
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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
the real reason stede is working as a cocktail waitress for so long in s2 is he knows ed is gonna send his ass packing if he shows up without the full check for his child support arrears
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Blessings be upon all who celebrate Threshold Day
Three frames from Muppets Christmas Carol where Scrooge asks Bean Bunny what it is. 

The first frame he's shouting out of a first-storey window on a snowy day, "What's today my fine fellow?"

The second frame, Bean Bunny replies, "Today? Why today is Threshold Day!"

The third frame is a close-up of Scrooge, who now has the alien lizard baby face from Voyager in place of his own face. He still has his sleeping cap on.
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Bob @bobtimeis808.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
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Flynn Jeux @flynnjeux.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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✦ Sister Eva @evabeesmith.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
so true
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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
hello happy sexual sunday i did pornography archiveofourown.org/works/78330686
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Just Can't Get Enough - oatmilktruther - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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bran💜🪼 @flamingostalkerr.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
(guy who feels completely out of control and inadequate voice) i just need tosolve a puzzzle or perhaps lego
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𝕱𝖗𝖔𝖘𝖙 ❄️ AO3 Author @missfrostbite.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Be proud of your fic. It's really fucking cool that you wrote that.
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bran💜🪼 @flamingostalkerr.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
one of my favorite things about star trek is how many characters love horses. space western my beloved💜🥰💜
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Bolt - Aux Romanticizer @pupbolt.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I don't think Ryan Murphy should be allowed to make TV shows anymore.
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bran💜🪼 @flamingostalkerr.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
TGIF GloRilla this morning🕺🪩👯
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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
screaming crying shitting throwing up
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