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Neal Rice

@flakeal.so
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Flake | 40, they, ΘΔ | seattle-esque reformed computer toucher, typewriter owner, home telephone haver, breakfast eater, outside wanter (many other functions) | more at flakeal.so | icon by irldragon | blatantly horny on main 🔞

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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 33m
well, we can check that off the list
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 35m
god i'm so sick of mealymouthed people
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 46m
i can't even remember the last time i got off
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たろー @tontarotaro.bsky.social · 12h
🟣⚪️
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 3h
just for kicks
An anthropomorphic serval wearing active wear and smiling.
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 1h
this just means my turn to get fucked is coming
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 1h
me?
static.klipy.com
Seinfeld: Kramer's Even Steven!
ALT: Seinfeld: Kramer's Even Steven!
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 1h
last week everyone i knew was having a rough go and this week everyone i know is doing twice as well
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 2h
god it feels so good to get rid of these diabetes supplies to someone who needs them. i've been waiting for the right opportunity to come along for so long...
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Rinzy 🔞 @rinzy.art · 3h
thinking I might start offering comms with this hatchy cel shaded style? I really enjoy it and it really fits my lineart hahah
A drawing of Rinzy holding a tablet pen in a dynamic pose
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 3h
watching someone make an ass out of themselves in teams
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 13h
CPAP fetishists exist apparently. As a user, I can’t say I see the appeal; I look like a ventilator patient and feel like a windsock
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 13h
i think i'm gonna have to start going to bed at like 9:30pm if i want to have any hope of waking up like a normal person with a job
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 14h
bodily autonomy rules
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 14h
two different people i know got new pussies installed in thailand within a week of each other which is the clearest sign yet that i'm generally surrounded by good people
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 15h
predictable reactions all and yet: lmao
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 16h
[windows device disconnect.wav] [windows device connect.wav] [windows device disconnect.wav] [windows device disconnect.wav] [windows device connect.wav]
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 16h
thanks, manic episode where i thought i was going to become one of those furries
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 16h
i still have a full blown set of sakura butterfly slime trackers that i already paid for that are coming now in december formerly october formerly august
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 16h
my project babble got delivered just in time for me to have decided to give up trying to make vrchat work. bully for me
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 17h
Reddit thinks I am into this no matter how many communities I mute. Give it up bro. Forced memes are rarely funny
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 17h
I am so sick of seeing posts from r/destinycirclejerk or any circlejerk subreddits for that matter
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 17h
I’m so sorry; you two were the best cat parents you could be, and you gave them a full life.
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 17h
Or is that Go
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 17h
But he also had a pal with a Scorbunny so I mean he’s got one arc left (sw/sh)
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 17h
The amount of effort I’m having to go to in order to update my watch from 27.0.0 to 27.0.1 is absurd
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 20h
I’ve got better things to do than to get to the bottom of this but I’m not gonna lie it both sucks and hurts
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 20h
> introduce friend a to a friend b > friend a and b strike up a relationship > friend b stops talking to me Okay lol
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𐔌˙. ohmi @ohmiyoni.bsky.social · 20h
Finished full-body comm for the adorable Kubi 🤍🖤💛🩷
A white tiger with pink toe beans and bright yellow eyes bends in the air.
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🌷 vanemiin 🌷COMISSIONS OPEN! @vanemiin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nothing to smile about in his life. I realized I almost never draw him as an adult u.u #loz #oot #ocarinaoftime
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 21h
Please do!
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 21h
Great. There was an earthquake and I missed it because I’m in a huge building a story above ground floor. Boo hiss
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 21h
Do you like me as a shark 🥺👉👈
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 22h
Going someplace where I no longer have any genitals just to feel something
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 22h
What kind of pump do you have? I have a bunch of stuff for the Minimed 780 I’m not using that I’d be happy to send your way
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AuThom🎃🏳️‍🌈 @mongreldog.bsky.social · 23h
I sure hope these Residents aren't Evil!! Thom Halloween costume for 2026 :3 #furryart
cartoon dog with forced grin and surrounded by tentacles, wearing cold weather gear and clutching a bag for transporting medical stuff
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 23h
There’s no way in hell I’m sitting on a nine hour flight with no legroom. Fuck that
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 23h
Cupkkake is doing more harm than good. It is safer and more effective to save dick with an AED than CPR
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 23h
The company store doesn’t have any hoodies I like :((((((((((((
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
Every day I check the newspaper for a front page obituary
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
Gas is somewhere between $5 and $8 depending on where you live so the priority in Congress is ending production of the penny. Great work gerontocracy
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
Thinking about going to the company store for lunch and buying a smaller hoodie
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
See, anybody could be good to you; You need a bad shark to blow your mind
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
Pharmacy has a new policy where I have to verbally approve any new prescription OR prescription refill so now every time I go to the website to place a refill order I have to ALSO call them to verbally authorize them to fill it. This is because of my insurance for some reason. I’m so fucking livid
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
I will never fly United unless I literally have no other choice
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
Plus everything is supposed to be compatible with Edge so I never have the problems that other people seem to have with websites
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
Reasons: - Who gives a fuck - It saves my bookmarks and history to my Entra ID so if I have to change computers I don’t lose my work - I don’t want Safari to sync my bookmarks to my work laptop even accidentally
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
With my whole chest: I use Microsoft Edge at work
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
If I’m gonna have to pick a big airline I may as well pick one with an Amex credit card. Delta is looking mighty attractive all of a sudden…
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/09/2026
Alaska Airlines is starting to get too big for their britches and I think my loyalty may be waning
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