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Neal Rice

@flakeal.so
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Flake | 40, they, ΘΔ | seattle-esque reformed computer toucher, typewriter owner, home telephone haver, breakfast eater, outside wanter (many other functions) | more at flakeal.so | icon by irldragon | blatantly horny on main 🔞

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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 8h
Agreed, redditor (on the subject of Alolan Meowth)
dc73905 • 2h
This meowth looks homosexual while persian looks like quagmire from family guy
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 28/09/2026
I went to Sillyville and everyone knew you
Sign that says “Welcome to Sillyville”
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 27/09/2026
Get in
A dumpster that says “doo-doo only”
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 26/09/2026
GOTTEM
A shiny Sylveon on the Pokedex capture screen
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 26/09/2026
I’m shiny hunting Sylveon in this mass outbreak and the number of ribbondogs is astounding
Even more Sylveon at the mass outbreak
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 26/09/2026
The council will now decide your fate
Screenshot from Pokemon Scarlet of a mass outbreak of Sylveon
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 26/09/2026
Creep
Cosmo on the carpet next to the coffee table
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 26/09/2026
Teams is having a normal one
Teams “Teams” tab, wigging out by displaying the top row of icons a bajillion times
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 25/09/2026
I have never met a cat more sandwich obsessed than the one we had named after a sandwich (Reuben)
Reuben pawing at a turkey sandwich
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 25/09/2026
He looks so much like Reuben
Reuben
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 24/09/2026
Oh to be a little pen in the KOKUYO MOCOCO pen case
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 24/09/2026
This game is so fucking cheeky
Rotom pokedex mouthing off. “There're even government offices here in Hau'li.
Just what everyone wants in paradise! Zzz-zzt!”
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 23/09/2026
reddit comment: "The statue is a darkness artifact representing one of the people that were consumed in the ritual to create The Witness. We see the ritual in Final Shape and all of the ancient species are wearing those shrouds. The statues are connected to the darkness and can be used to commune with The Witness or even possibly the Winnower. As to why this one is so stacked, Bungie was feeling horny that day I guess."
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 23/09/2026
Weird bug on my floor
Cosmo from the top down
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 23/09/2026
And of course you know I had to pick my GOAT
Me holding Rowlet from Pokemon Sun. “You lifted Rowlet gently in your arms!”
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 22/09/2026
Me when I’m eating my Block
The Upended from the Now of the Disciple raid
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 22/09/2026
Mew is such a little shit
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 21/09/2026
YOOOOOOOOO
A pallet of Fresca at Costco
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 21/09/2026
He is fixated. He has been like this for five minutes
Cosmo staring at the couch intently
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 20/09/2026
Nice jet bridge gap
A jet bridge gap between the airplane and the bridge with only a thin sliver of daylight
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 19/09/2026
I got my eevee socks on
Eevee sock
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 19/09/2026
Uh oh…occlusion alarm without a backup infusion set
Ralphie Wiggum saying “i’m in danger”
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 19/09/2026
Lmao I forgot about this commission from geotalon
Catflake in a maid outfit sucking Trellis’ dick in the second panel
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 18/09/2026
Also I finally met Parse for the first time and got my cool ass badge they did CHECK IT OUUUUUUT
A badge of my fursona! By parsenoire
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 18/09/2026
You can locate me at the function thusly
A photo of me wearing my convention badges
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 18/09/2026
i'm top 1.9% in triumph score but only top 4.2% in playtime which means i'm efficient
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 18/09/2026
I’m gonna post my chest and stomach hair but I’m gonna tag it artistic or non-erotic nudity so you don’t have to see it unless you have that exposed
My chest and stomach hair
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 18/09/2026
Look at this slutty burger
An anthropomorphic burger posing in a very slutty manner 
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 18/09/2026
I saw a Pokemon plane!
A plane with Pokemon livery
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 16/09/2026
This is gross and bad
Apple iOS keyboard with “write with siri” in the autosuggest box
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 16/09/2026
post from reddit: "Aw hell naw they got my ass hauling palladium for the USS MY PAWS ARE BIG N SOFT" and then a screenshot from Elite Dangerous
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 15/09/2026
Love this for me
Your Results
Your answer to the last question indicates you should talk to a mental health professional as soon as possible.
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 15/09/2026
Cat music
Lyrics to Anamanaguchi’s “Meow,” which is just the word Meow repeated ad infinitum
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 14/09/2026
Corn man
Cosmo with his corn toy
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 13/09/2026
I love you Anbernic RG35XX H
Anbernic RG35XX H
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 11/09/2026
advertisement for pitbull live at servicenow's knowledge conference
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 09/09/2026
get off my fucking dick, wirecutter
a list of wirecutter articles with headlines negging you about your phone and what a miserable phone owner you are
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 08/09/2026
Look at how stupid he sleeps
Cosmo, passed out face down in his cat tree
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 04/09/2026
Stupid idiot alert
Cosmo, stretched out funny
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 31/08/2026
Sterile
A waiting area with two benches and a mural of a whale tail
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 31/08/2026
Oh, okay
Aliexpress notification that says You noticed. Good.
6 meters sex giant inflatable female legs inflatable body balloon for...
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 30/08/2026
Birthday pull
Shiny Toxtricity EX fullart from PTCGP
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 29/08/2026
"You know, you start doing massage to pay the bills, and you tell yourself: "just a few more years of this johnny." and then one day you look up and you're 40. you're 40, hank!"
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 25/08/2026
PUBLIC OPINION
Is the mayor doing a good jab ?
42%
58%
YES
NO
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 22/08/2026
Five minutes into pyramid and chill and she gives you this look
A darkness statue from Destiny 2
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 20/08/2026
Whatever happened to the singer songwriter?
Written By: Ben Kohn, David Guetta,
Giorgio Tuinfort, Hector "Tor" Fernandez, Jack LaFrantz, Jaten Dimsdale, Julian Bunetta, Naomi Robin (No/Me), Pete Kelleher, Toni Watson, Yarden "Jordi" Peleg, Yuval
Maayan
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 18/08/2026
"Settings > Content and Media > Following Feed Preferences". it only applies to the following feed though
a screenshot of the following feed preferences panel showing that reposts and quote posts are turned off
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 11/08/2026
Did my bike ride before the meeting I always fall asleep in. Now I’m both tired and wired and I feel like this
Lisa simpson, exasperated
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 10/08/2026
exhibit a (rexumin)
Trellis, wrapping his hand and looking particularly jacked
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 10/08/2026
reddit just served me an ad that makes me wonder what kind of demographics reddit thinks i'm a part of
a reddit ad with a smiling older gentleman that says "Seeking expert Anal Fistula treatment? Same week appointments available."
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