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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜

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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 1h
(this is hyperbole for comedic effect) Why the fuck does ketchup boy get first dibs over the fucking WRATHFUL JUDGE OF HELL THAT'S BUILT LIKE A TANK
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 1h
the only actual problem here is satan is obviously a paladin
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 1h
loving your name
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 2h
we're 12 hours away from 12 hours from now
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 3h
and NOT the minutemen???
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The Onion @theonion.com · 4h
Cash-Strapped Subway Threatens To Reveal Identities Of Customers Who Eat Subway If They Don’t Pay
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🏳️‍⚧️ TRAPPED IN ABUSIVE HOME 🏳️‍⚧️ @rancidreggie.bsky.social · 6h
correction: you can buy this but you can't commission art of characters HUGGING!!!!! TWO PEOPLE FUCKING ****HUGGING**** IS WORSE THAN DECAPITATION
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Cyborg K9 🌹 @cyborgk9.bsky.social · 8h
You can pay for this with a credit card, but don't dare think of commissioning art of consenting adults having fun sexually, credit card companies (and PayPal) will de-bank you. Our systems are so screwed up. :/
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 4h
it's especially funny that in 4 the protagonist who just woke up from pre-bombing cryostasis casually accepts bottlecaps as payment and there's zero dialogue where you can be like "hey what the fuck???"
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 4h
On that note 3 and 4 should also probably not have caps as their currency like sure you can bullshit it by saying traders on the east coast also came up with it but like, really? We're not going to invent something new? Because brand recognition
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 4h
hey bethesda why the fuck are caps a currency in 76, the traders to standardize caps as a currency based on a water standard WEREN'T EVEN BORN YET
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 4h
they invented Ghouls 2 and some weird monsters and that's about it
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 4h
you just know if bethesda was in charge of fallout london they would have shoehorned the brotherhood, nuka cola, caps, deathclaws, super mutants, ect. Into being in london for no fucking reason
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 4h
still insane to me that fallout 76 has the brotherhood and super mutants for some stupid reason because bethesda is allergic to not doing Brand Recognition
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Kimmy - #YuPhasNation 🫷 @kimmykitsuragi.bsky.social · 16h
this comment on a bow only ds1 run is frying me
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 4h
do you think they came up with "we need to add a gru because we have kgb" or that valve came up with speed fists first and decided to carry the soviet government organization theme
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 5h
they know what they did at the poker tournament
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 5h
tell the elephant I'm gonna fucking get them
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 5h
people talk about the best anime OPs but which one's the worst?
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
great moment from twatw trazyn: careful going out there, the humans have a lot of lasers orikan: you're scared of some pitiful human lasers? Any necron could EASILY dodge them! Watch and learn *orikan pokes his head out and gets fucking blasted* orikan: okay wow that's A LOT of lasers
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Syber 🔞 @syberfab.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
mine are bit bigger than gnat sized ofc but LOOK
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Syber 🔞 @syberfab.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
spidermanpoint
The Wicked and The Warped meme redraw of two Orikan the diviners
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Syber 🔞 @syberfab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Destroyer Trazyn [ #wh40k | #necrons ]
Trazyn the infinite as a destroyer
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 12h
I hurt my feet so regularly that whenever I do I refer to it as "today's foot trauma" and tend to be glad when it's a mild one
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 18h
moudeux of apparandii
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Team Fortress 2 Tf2
ALT: Team Fortress 2 Tf2
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Kathleen Childs @octatonic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
injured? get bloody vengeance in kind.
a faded billboard reading "INJURED?  CALL THE SNIPER! (212) 222-0000 WWW.SNIPERLAW.COM
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Zeurel @zeurel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Monkey Wrench Ep 6 - Monkey Mind www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9do... #indieanimation #monkeywrench
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Monkey Wrench 6 - Monkey Mind
YouTube video by MonkeyWrench
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have to say, though, that it is very enjoyable to watch the British right wing slowly consumed by shame and despair as they realise that these bloviating, ignorant Yanks are their bedfellows now.
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yeah as a contextless outsider I felt bad for jacob the entire time
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How in the fuck did he fuck up so bad that Jacob Rees-Mogg has the better point
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
samwise gamzee
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the new monkey wrench episode rules
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al @apehole.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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CONTEXT RELAPSE @letmesearch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes please 😇💕
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Werehud Cursedweil @ehudkurzweil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Furaffinity, besides being one of the most iconic pillars of the global Furry community, is one of the last bastions of what used to be mainstream art site culture where both casual viewers and artists mingle without competition. Please support its continued operation.
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
that's a fuckin human
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The good news is that antifascism, Reconstruction 2.0, the abolition of billionaires, and the Butlerian Jihad are all one project now
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
guy discovers tactics game
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Friendly Neighborhood Scrubquoter @scrubquotes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
don't use grab and throw or don't play btw
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I thought the loop of umamusume was just betting on the horses you own
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why are gacha players complaining about being miserable making you miserable is a fundamental part of gacha also, umamusume has pvp and debuffs???
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Friendly Neighborhood Scrubquoter @scrubquotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Oku ΘΔ @oku.mow.haus · 29/07/2026
I’ve played League of Legends for over a decade. I’ve played DOTA2 off and on for that same time frame. I’ve played EVE, flew with notorious PK groups in Elite, I currently play Marathon - - Nothing has ever come close to the degree of deranged toxic loser behavior that DBD survivor players exhibit
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
pro-material rifle
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
on the sci fi bit the reason in my setting United that melee is used often is literally just that assassinations have been turned into a form of entertainment and assassins started using them to have cooler fights
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SoldierExclipse || 18+ Illustration @soldierexclipse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ill be 100 with you guys the harry potter gender swap shit is corny and annoying so its a block/mute for me
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SoldierExclipse || 18+ Illustration @soldierexclipse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is no longer a joke
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