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Flag Wankers

@flagwankers.bsky.social
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Celebrating (ok, mocking) flag wankers, shaggers and general fuckwits that "respect r flag". Anonymous submissions to fshaggers@gmail.com

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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
But they're such well-balanced, patriotic and law-abiding people... Oh, wait.
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It's genuinely pathetic (RTC).
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Doesn't it make you proud 🫡
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Anyone surprised? Anyone?
static.klipy.com
Ben Stein as Bueller's Economics Teacher
Alt: Ben Stein as Bueller's Economics Teacher
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It would absolutely be a shame to share this FAR and WIDE.
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Fairy @lafeeverte.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This should be shared more widely
metro.co.uk
Raise the Colours member accused of making indecent images of children
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-<:[=WISTEELA=]:>- @wisteela.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
#FlagShaggers @flagwankers.bsky.social
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Outstanding, Oxfordshire. More of this sort of thing.
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This patriot loves his (obviously it's going to be a 'he') country so much that he bought a... Wait, what? That's not a British make? The horror. Zoom in to the blue sticker for a (complete lack of) surprise.
The rear of a van, sporting a sticker of crossed flags. One is a Union flag, the other a St George cross. There's a blue sticker on the lower right of the screen expressing support for Reform UK ltd, because of fucking course there is
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Almost like he didn't do the reading 🤔
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
It's always the areas you'd most expect. Relatively run down and neglected. Some North East towns are similarly adorned. It's a sad reflection of the desperation of some of the people who live there, conditioned into blaming "the other".
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Outstanding work
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-<:[=WISTEELA=]:>- @wisteela.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The pathetic giant symmetrical not a union flag racist knuckle draggers banners are turning purple. Then I saw an apt billboard. #flagshaggers @flagwankers.bsky.social
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Flag shaggers getting themselves all in a state. As the video says, it's doubtless part of a grift.
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Fairy @lafeeverte.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
GB supplements Ltd?? Contains pure ground up flag? @flagwankers.bsky.social
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Apparently he was put into a medically induced coma and "never woke"... Quite fitting. As an aside, wonder how many of the clinicians and NHS staff that dealt with him were immigrants 🤔
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha<breathes>hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha<breathes>hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaetc
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Ahhh, the FO stage... Excellent form, NY Council 👌
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
media.tenor.com
kermit the frog is wearing a black hoodie and kermit the frog is wearing a black hood .
Alt: kermit the frog is facing evil Kermit dressed in a black cowl who is saying "do it"
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Well done, flag wankers, shaggers and felchers. One and all of you.
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Chris Maris @chrismaris.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Good god
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Beautiful work
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Oh wow. Tree up, flag up, wreaths out. House!
A Christmas tree, memorial flag combo in the dark. Like a Mortal Kombat move for wankers.
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Fairy @lafeeverte.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
OK, I assumed you made up yung gravy till I googled it... Jizzy flag gimp gravy
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Flagshaggers! Want to experience peak flag arousal? Now, you can own your own FLAG GIMP SUIT*. Be the flag! *Tartan hat optional, may be used as part of other jingoistic roleplay
An advert from Facebook (because let's face it, where else?) for a union jack morph suit - which I have only just discovered was "a thing" - and a tartan hat/ginger wig combo. I'm describing this because if I have to suffer it, so should everyone. Inclusivity, innit.
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-<:[=WISTEELA=]:>- @wisteela.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
More flag shaggery. Naturally one of them is upside down. #flagshaggers @flagwankers.bsky.social
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
FLAGMAGEDON
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Malcolm X-Bluebird-X 🇪🇺 #FBPE 🇪🇺 #RejoinEU @brothermanshaft.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
There's something disturbingly familiar about that image...
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Tinsel flags will be all the rage this year.
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Flag man. Flag. Man.
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Oh my god, my actual eyes. Argh.
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a man in a black shirt is pouring water into a glass with snl written on the bottom
Alt: a man in a black shirt is pouring water into a glass with snl written on the bottom
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
This is getting out of hand... (And on to horse)
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sbarlster @sbarlster.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Up in Scotland we have a lot of #stickerwankers Fixed it. Thanks @flagwankers.bsky.social
Dodgy sticker placed on road sign by a flagwanker.Dodgy sticker removed from a road sign by a not flagwanker.
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sbarlster @sbarlster.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
#stickerwankr no more Thanks @flagwankers.bsky.social
Dodgy stickers screwed upDodgy sticker defacing a road signDodgy sticker on a lamp post
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-<:[=WISTEELA=]:>- @wisteela.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
This flag shagging from YouTube #FlagShaggers @flagwankers.bsky.social
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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 02/11/2025
Imagine putting up the bat signal and getting Twatman and Bobbin here
Councillor Steve Jones and a man in Batman suit mug for the camera while holding a Union flag between them
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
PRATMAN
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
bsky.app/profile/felj...
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
The men who raised the flags share.google/qQVRnX3JzWhk... Turns out farage is wrong or lying about the flag raisers. Who could have seen that coming?
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a counter and says `` my shocked face '' .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a counter and says `` my shocked face '' .
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
“Look it’s not about being racist or making people feel unwelcome, it’s about putting some pride back into the country….that’s why we’ve made this shut down takeaway (wonder why) look like a plague ridden house from 1348”
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RemembranceWatch @remembrancewatch.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
With apologies to previous correspondents who tagged the account in this story. Thought it was just the @flagwankers.bsky.social content but oh no... It's way worse.
A ridiculously big flag on the side of a building, over what appear to be ridiculously oversized remembrancing playing cards, also on the side of the building. All very ridiculous and performative really. A cartoon figure sipping a cup of tea and then saying "bloody hell"A spokesperson for the authority said: "It's evident that Mr Holmes is keen to recognise our national period of Remembrance, which is something we also value highly as a council.
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Urgh, North of the border flag shagging 🙄😒
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Holy shit
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Fairy @lafeeverte.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Kent, the most racist county in the country, so many opportunities for @flagwankers.bsky.social
St Martin's guest house with 90 bajillion union flags.
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Holy shit. What can fairly termed to be a flag rich environment 😬
A street of shops, all - and I do mean all - decked out with flags. It's like a racist forest, for fucks sake.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
One of my favourite EVER days on Twitch was Christmas Eve 2023 when the viewers and I created the most patriotic festive room and we had the BEST time. Let's do it again this Christmas.
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
The apotheosis of flag wankers. BBC News - Criticism as Reform-led council set to spend £75,000 on new flags - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Criticism as Reform-led council set to spend £75,000 on new flags
The council says union jack flags will be flown in 82 locations in a bid to foster
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Liverbird @theliverbird2008.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
For @flagwankers.bsky.social: Not all heroes wear capes. Especially these two legends. (along with their ladder)
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