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@flabbath.bsky.social
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The dumbest shit imaginable

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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
ITS BECAUSE HE WONT GET VACCINATED, YOU FUCKING IDIOT
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Deftones new album is called “private music,” which is how I wish they would of kept it: to themselves
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Ok don’t make a joke post about people donating to your cashapp on social media because now my mentions are flooded with bot accounts and scams. Whoopsie!
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I’m going to Sweetwater tomorrow and oh shit I accidentally posted my cashapp in this message I didn’t mean to do that how do I remove it Siri help cash.app/$Flabbath
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I don’t hate sleep token because they’re popular. I hate them because they suck and they aren’t a metal band. www.loudersound.com/bands-artist...
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The pretentious gatekeeping around Sleep Token points to a toxic heavy music culture - as a metal guitarist of over 25 years, I've seen this movie before
Don't get Sleep Token? That's fine, but let's stop it with the elitism, writes God Forbid's Doc Coyle
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I have completed the new ghost album and I can confirm it’s really bad
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I’m over halfway through the new ghost album and boy it seems real bad
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I play a Fender Precision bass imprecisely because I don’t care about society’s rules
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Inter is such a fucking frustrating football team
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I am listening to Dante Alighieri’s Divine Comedy on an audiobook and will provide my thoughts and keen academic insight on this classic text in the comments. I am very mature and smart
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I feel like I need a P Bass
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Glen Danzig is under fire for using nazi imagery on his merch, which is the second worst thing he’s done after that album of Elvis covers he warbled his way through
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Boy the USMNT is not good
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I tried to use the giant man sized water bottle one handed in the car driving to work and it slipped out of my little delicate baby hand and I got water all over myself and nearly went into a ditch
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
If you’re an idiot, like me, you don’t really imagine how big a 64 ounce water bottle is. Even with a picture you think “this seems manageable,” but then you realize it is not. Then you have to hold the bottle in both hands like a toddler. But you’re not a toddler, you’re an adult man.
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Oh fuck I accidentally made an appointment at a maga barbershop this fuckin SUCKS
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
There has been exactly 2 laps in the Australian Grand Prix and there have been 3 wrecks
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Myles Garrett may have folded, but I assure the people of northeast Ohio that I remain firm on my commitment to sit out this Browns season
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
The other day “Bananakin Skywalker” popped into my head. When I searched photos to photoshop the idea, I searched for “Anakin Skywalker.” When I went to search “banana,” google auto filled it to “Bananakin Skywalker,” showing me hundreds of people have had the same idea. It ruined my whole night
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
If I were a pro wrestler, my name would be “The Suplexorcist,” and I would drive demons out of my opponents using – and you might have guessed this – suplexes.
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I’m the bad boy of topiary so they call me a hedgelord
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Tonight on twitch, pester @ghoulofficial.bsky.social with your questions and problems. Twitch.tv/therealdigestor Twitch.tv/dissectorghoul
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Check out @elysianpickups.com over on here. Anti-fascist pickup maker from my neck of the unfortunately deep red woods
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Thin Lizzy: "I am just a cowboy, lonesome on the trail. A starry night, a campfire light, coyote call, the howling winds wail" Me, who just ate a giant sandwich made from pita bread because I couldn't find hamburg buns and now my tummy hurts: "This is basically me"
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I’m sleepy and I’m listening to a 16 hour long classic rock playlist at work. I will share my thoughts in the comments, so prepare accordingly
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I’ve been real into Gouda cheese lately.
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
When Donald Trump and Elon Musk inevitably turn on each other, who will the maladjusted weirdos side with?
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
The more these kids deny the nepo baby accusations, the more I actively hate them and also Slipknot
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
If I were in Depeche Mode, I would say that the “D” on my gear shifter stands for Depeche, and every time I had a passenger I would say “hold on, let me put it into Depeche Mode,” and then we’d both laugh
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Excuse me, GOATWHORE? We call them Goat Sex Workers now. Do better
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
@alexskolnick.bsky.social listened to you on the Axe Lords podcast and it made me want to rededicate myself to guitar playing. Awesome stuff and many thanks
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Im so down bad for another guitar with a Floyd that I’m considering a used PRS, and everyone knows how I feel about that hippie bullshit of putting birds on the fretboard
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Guys I’m not ready to call foul just yet, but I’m beginning to suspect this Tim Lambesis fella might not be the nicest man!
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Meteorologists should be called skyentists
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
@sewage666.bsky.social I got you fam
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Fuck Christian Pulisic
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Jake Paul has inspired me to take my own fighting career seriously, and his fight with 58 year old 20 year retired boxer Mike Tyson has inspired me to call out my opponent: I WILL FIGHT AND K.O. NANCY REAGAN
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Oh ok, when I try to punch a 58 year old everyone gets mad but apparently Jake Paul is allowed to
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I’m back, fuckers. Brace yourself to once again be subjected to the dumbest shit you’ve ever heard
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
@redov124.bsky.social hey is there a way to message you privately somewhere? Bluesky doesn’t have DMs I just realized
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
Can any guitar friends help me with a dumb guitar/cable connecty question? I’ve tried googling it but I don’t quite know how to phrase it right and I feel like a real doofus
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
Dillinger Escape Plan? More like Give ME an escape plan because your band is fucking awful
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
They should try reuniting and playing music that doesn’t fucking suck
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
I don’t know what to do anymore. My mental health is at an all time low and I feel like my chance at having a good life is basically over. I just want to run away from everything all the fucking time. I feel like a complete and utter failure
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Ghoul @ghoulofficial.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
It's time to put an end to your pathetic country (and parts of Canada) once and for all.
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
Pleased to announce I am the new drummer for slipkno…..aaand I’ve just been fired
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
Oh snap make that 4 cars
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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
There hasn’t been a single complete lap and 3 cars are out. Formula 1 is wild
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