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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

I play a Fender Precision bass imprecisely because I don’t care about society’s rules

Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Inter is such a fucking frustrating football team

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Dante acts all pious and shit but some dude he hates got torn apart in a bunch of muck and he’s like “fuck yeah thanks for that God.” What a messy bitch

Holy shit the guy doing Plutus is going so hard. He’s being so god damned campy I can’t actually tell what the fuck he said

For people who are supposedly unimaginably thirsty, everyone in the circle of lust sure has a lot of time to chitchat

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If, as Dante posits, being horny is a crime, then lock me the fuck up

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Beatrice wanted that D so bad she made Dante literally go through hell to get to heaven and clap those cheeks. I’m sorry I don’t care how much I care about someone if they send a Roman poet to take me to hell to get to them I’m staying my ass at home

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The guy reading as Charon is doing too much. He’s really hamming it up. He’s making choices.

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Dante is such a simp for Virgil. Laying it on super thick. Roman poetry definitely gets this guys dick hard

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“We all so willingly record our games, until the hour that leads us into loss. Then, every single thought is tears and sadness.” Ok Dante, dramatic much?

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I am listening to Dante Alighieri’s Divine Comedy on an audiobook and will provide my thoughts and keen academic insight on this classic text in the comments. I am very mature and smart

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I know it’s basically a squier with a fender badge on it but I fall for that kind of marketing. Gonna use it as a mod platform

Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

I feel like I need a P Bass

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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Jager and orange juice right?

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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

He’s gonna go all in and change “we are 138” to “we are 1488”

Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Glen Danzig is under fire for using nazi imagery on his merch, which is the second worst thing he’s done after that album of Elvis covers he warbled his way through

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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Boy the USMNT is not good

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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

I tried to use the giant man sized water bottle one handed in the car driving to work and it slipped out of my little delicate baby hand and I got water all over myself and nearly went into a ditch

Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

If you’re an idiot, like me, you don’t really imagine how big a 64 ounce water bottle is. Even with a picture you think “this seems manageable,” but then you realize it is not. Then you have to hold the bottle in both hands like a toddler. But you’re not a toddler, you’re an adult man.

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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Oh fuck I accidentally made an appointment at a maga barbershop this fuckin SUCKS

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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

There has been exactly 2 laps in the Australian Grand Prix and there have been 3 wrecks

Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Myles Garrett may have folded, but I assure the people of northeast Ohio that I remain firm on my commitment to sit out this Browns season

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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

The other day “Bananakin Skywalker” popped into my head. When I searched photos to photoshop the idea, I searched for “Anakin Skywalker.” When I went to search “banana,” google auto filled it to “Bananakin Skywalker,” showing me hundreds of people have had the same idea. It ruined my whole night

Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

If I were a pro wrestler, my name would be “The Suplexorcist,” and I would drive demons out of my opponents using – and you might have guessed this – suplexes.

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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

I’m the bad boy of topiary so they call me a hedgelord

Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Tonight on twitch, pester @ghoulofficial.bsky.social with your questions and problems. Twitch.tv/therealdigestor Twitch.tv/dissectorghoul

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Flabbath @flabbath.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

You let me at em Leon. I’ll give him a knuckle supper

They’re aware enough to be ashamed, but not ashamed enough to be a decent fucking person. Also, people still have their trump signs up. It’s fucking January you god damned losers

I remember seeing more Harris signs than there were Biden ones in the last election and thinking “wow, that’s saying something in NE Ohio,” and then the rest of the fuckers in this state turned around and fucked us

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Check out @elysianpickups.com over on here. Anti-fascist pickup maker from my neck of the unfortunately deep red woods

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I couldn’t believe this shit when I first saw it. Also dropping this unrelated picture for no particular reason

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Thin Lizzy: "I am just a cowboy, lonesome on the trail. A starry night, a campfire light, coyote call, the howling winds wail" Me, who just ate a giant sandwich made from pita bread because I couldn't find hamburg buns and now my tummy hurts: "This is basically me"

Black Betty gets real weird in the back half. Nobody talks about that

"Should I stay or should I go? If I go there will be trouble, if I stay it will be double." SOUNDS LIKE AN EASY CHOICE MICK

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I love the weird little noises those dudes in ZZ Top make when they aren’t singing the verses. Great stuff

I hate Boston (the band) Also the city