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Fizzlefist

@fizzlefist.bsky.social
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Just a ND mid-30s millennial nerd. Token cishet of my friends circles. Multiple BLAHÄJ caretaker. 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💜

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girl_dm_ @girldm.com · 08/10/2026
:D Mac and cheese ice cream ready for tomorrow’s Kraft Dinner Cream Soda stream!
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 16h
What a lovely PSA youtu.be/SUG2ACZotP8?...
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Welcome to The Introvert Travel Agency
YouTube video by Visit Sweden
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 16h
… CLT?
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“You wish to challenge me?”
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yup! I’ve got a CO digital ID on my phone as a backup… for retail stuff only. I use a Passport card most of the time I get carded anyway (no listed address is nice for privacy), the only reason I *need* to show my state driver’s license is for driving-related reasons.
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JoCat is slow at making videos @jocat.net · 07/10/2026
I love D&D, and I would want the people who work on it treated well and fairly For a long time and especially in the last few years, the people in the trenches actually doing the work have not been given the proper respect or protections they deserve Please help change that
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is Kevin the Warlock’s ex-patron?
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JoCat is slow at making videos @jocat.net · 06/10/2026
I'm just saying if you wanted to draw a skinny black haired magic user with glasses surrounded by a bunch of women you could have just drawn me instead 😔
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
After watching the entire Tree Pregnant stream, I am… curious to see in what direction the story goes this time
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For anyone wondering, a #SteamMachine fits almost perfectly in a Pelican 1510 carry-on case.
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Motherfucker… dude at the register gave me the senior discount. I appreciate the 80 cent discount, but I’m still in my 30s!
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Any sufficiently analyzed magic is indistinguishable from science!”
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Asking the real hard questions
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today’s the first day of ever heard of it. -shrug- Marketing team never hit me.
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The irony of having a layover at my home airport. Get a taste of that mountain air before I continue onward to Texas.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Marc Swint [ th3Engineer ] @marcswint.com · 25/09/2026
Path of Pain 🪲
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Hollow Knight on Bench Pixel Art Animation
ALT: Hollow Knight on Bench Pixel Art Animation
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The sun?
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
After watching The Transformers: The Movie in theaters for the first time, holy shit there’s so much strobe lights! Also, the score really does kick ass. TIL Vince Dicola only did this and two other movies, and got a Grammy for scoring Staying Alive. Wild. Fun nostalgia-watch!
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When you forget your wallet at home…
Cutscene screenshot from Ninja Gaiden on the NES: “I hope they accept Apple Pay . . .”
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When you have a short first flight, but the plane is hot and you have a middle seat with two guys vastly bigger than you, so your arms are scrunched and your shirt sides get drenched in sweat; sorry to the person next to me on the longer second flight. :( If United could cool their damn planes…
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am once again reminding everyone that “smart” appliances are a terrible anti-consumer idea. arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026...
arstechnica.com
Owners mourn spoiled food after firmware update bricks Samsung smart fridges
So absurd and embarrassing ..."
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He’d make for a great Governor of Texas or Florida.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Guys I keep telling you all about The Plot to Enslave America and people treat it like its some conspiracy theory or something when it's all happening right out there in the open.
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🏳️‍⚧️ Kiara Pendragon ∍⧽⧼∊ Godslayer 🏳️‍🌈 @aapur.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So while the leak in question here was caused by Discord's Customer Service portal, and leaked IDs were those willingly sent to it. And while Discord's Verification Partner actually handles verification locally on your system, **Age Verification like this should be opposed on principle**
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can confirm ;-;
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Do you like our owl?” “Is it real?” “Of course not.”
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Anton ☾ ❦ ⟡ @antonarcana.gay · 26/08/2026
False Idols
26 August 2026 at 13.32

False Idols

Their machine gods are mockeries of minds.
These false idols, shiny and diamond studded and happily receiving offerings of only the cleanest drinking water, have nothing behind their faces. A gaping, starving void of ones and zeros and stolen valour. They say it's starving, at least. It needs us to feed it, they say, it needs us to feed it, and you need to prepare the food.
Feed it your novel, your video, your sparkledog from when you were twelve.
Feed it your every thought, your every feeling, and everything that has ever been wrong with your body and your mindThe machine god will bless us in return, they say. It will let us summon from aether anything we may desire. What a small price it is to pay, just to feed your soul to the void in exchange for having it sold back to you, mangled and twelve fingered and no longer a soul at all.
Starve the false idols, I say. No more offerings; Not of water, not of RAM, not of pieces of human minds. Starve them. Let them wither away to nothing, let them give us one last gasping breath, and let them do whatever a non ensouled object's version of dying is. Our tablets are much too expensive to throw at them.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 17/09/2026
how chill!
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🎃 Tamummy Crossbones ☠️ @hekkabecca.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
boss, the fascism
Tumblr post by user Nitewrighter that reads:
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? 

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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Rory aka Mrs. Asina 🧪 ❄️🐦‍⬛ @guttersnipe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
LRT because I know some oomfs still play F*rtnite It contains AI slop and continues to implement AI slop frvr.com/blog/epic-ga...
frvr.com
Epic Games confirms Fortnite characters, skins and environments are now being made with AI tools
Epic Games confirms that new Fortnite characters, skins, and environments are now being made with heavy AI assistance.
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That and both Xbox Series (still a dumb name) and PS5 models both jumped up multiple times in price in a single year.
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Abby HALLOWWWEEEEEEN @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sometimes you see a post in the wild and realize people have a very different experience in how they engage the world
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Kronk: No, No. She's Got a Point
ALT: Kronk: No, No. She's Got a Point
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They weigh 4 tons (8000 lbs, 3630kg) or more. You want something that heavy, pay for the wear. The drivetrain has nothing to do with the physics there.
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Glorious!
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I feel that. “Downtime! I should play something!” “I don’t feel like playing anything…”
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You would be amazed at how many secure areas you can be let into with a clean polo, khakis, and a clipboard.
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Morty: You Son of a B****... I'm In
ALT: Morty: You Son of a B****... I'm In
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Indeed
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I wonder what Psycho Mantis is going to find on the memory card…
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Judy Marsh🇨🇦 @valueaddedmomma.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
From: FB - EUROPE AGAINST TRUMPISM Terry J. Parker 10 September 2026 - 9:21am
Cartoon/meme with Wimpy character from Popeye cartoons standing in front of The White House.

speech balloon above Wimpy
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday 
for your vote today...

Below the cartoon is:
Under federal law (18 U.S.C. 597 and 52 U.S.C. 10307(c)),
offering an expenditure to induce someone to vote, refrain from voting,
or vote for a specific candidate carries penalties including fines and
                                 up to five years in prision.
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Orchid Eight does a *lot* of streamer and vtuber-specific merch.
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Time to party game like it’s 2004! youtu.be/BMbkAdgljtI?...
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Dangeresque Crime Scene Tamperer Promo
YouTube video by homestarrunnerdotcom
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Shout out to everyone who said it was just a temporary distraction and not a central organizing principle of modern fascism.
advocate.com
Elon Musk’s PAC makes transgender people its multi-million-dollar midterm target
America PAC is attacking Democrats in four competitive Senate races as the trillionaire prepares to spend at least $100 million helping Republicans.
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
blizzard workers had to fight tooth and nail for years, but they finally did it: they secured a union contract not just for one team, but for all unionized units--warcraft, overwatch, diablo, and more
“We really started mobilizing as one Blizzard unit in [the] last couple of months, and I think that really helped put the pressure on,” Paul Cox, senior game designer on World of Warcraft, told Aftermath.
"I feel like the company dragged its feet and did a lot of posturing and wasting time until the very, very last moment."
Prior to spring of this year, the WoW team, which unionized in 2024, had gotten the lion's share of bargaining time. Other units found themselves stuck in the mud. Higher-ups were effectively stalling the whole process—unfortunately nothing new for unionized workers under Microsoft’s umbrella.
"For this whole year of bargaining on the Diablo side—and I imagine on the rest of the units as well—we received so few [bargaining] dates, but we kind of had the understanding that whatever WoW was able to win would at least influence and set the floor for the rest of our units,” Diablo senior environment artist Mahreen Fatima told Aftermath. “We adopted this messaging about how WoW's wins are our wins, so we should be out there mobilizing with them. But truly, I feel like the company dragged its feet and did a lot of posturing and wasting time until the very, very last moment this last month to finally be able to say, 'OK, yes, we are willing to extend this contract to everyone.' We really did not have any indication that we could get this done until last month."
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Asus ROG Xbox Ally X running Linux and docked to a hotel TV. Using a wireless mouse, a $10 thrift store Apple Magic Keyboard, and an Xbox controller. MacBook Air also usable in case I want to use a capture card.
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Fizzlefist @fizzlefist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m constantly on the road, so using a portable for a “desktop” works great on a hotel TV as well. Bonus points for ridiculousness by bringing a capture card and streaming it via my MacBook Air, lol. But it all fits in a single backpack!
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