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Matt Green

@fizzician.bsky.social
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Waitman Wade Beorn, PhD, FRHistS @waitmanwbeorn.com · 10/10/2026
🧵 The Wehrmacht was a CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION responsible for mass crimes against humanity and genocide.🧵 🔥The mother of threads.🔥 Click below for an exhaustive discussion of the criminality of the German Army during WWII as I try to once again kill the cockroach that is the Clean Wehrmacht Myth!
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And the bookies...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Raytheon Unveils Military Robot Capable Of Composing Poignant Poems About Horrors Of War theonion.com/raytheon-unveils-milit…
Raytheon Unveils Military Robot Capable Of Composing Poignant Poems About Horrors Of War
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"To provide material for satire" is as good an rationale for Trump attacking Iran as any other...
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's properly messed up...
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At primary school 10 years ago, my kids were made to listen to "old popular music" which included Madness... I nearly wept.
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's ryanair - O'Leary's just upset he couldn't charge them an extra fee for this...
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Actually, authentically watching a live event rather than filming bits of it and you for "content" is a good thing...
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A bacon sandwich would have been the definitive end of his political ambitions...
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They all sound fine, just as long as you try to pronounce them like Foghorn-Leghorn...
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Smiling Foghorn Leghorn
ALT: Smiling Foghorn Leghorn
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It is something of an achievement - creating "artificial intelligence" that is even dorkier than Elon himself...
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
2 lost AB line outs in the red zone but the ref is the problem..? They're payed a lot of money to dispense this wisdom...
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
No-one could have predicted that question coming up in advance...
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Baby Facepalm Reaction
ALT: Baby Facepalm Reaction
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It'll be the liver - his spleen is on the left side
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The "USS Paedophile Draft Dodger" is a stupid name...
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It would contravene the NHS "Bare Below the Elbows" policy...
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Fibonacci Sequins - clusters of sequins forming a fibonacci sequence.
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
😢
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This should be a resigning matter.
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Slight change of punctuation and it's the single line summary of my new romantic novel...
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It looks the wrong size altogether...
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Vin Kennedy @vinkennedy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Trump Deal Bingo: Hint of a deal Suspicion of a deal Inkling of a deal Rumour of a deal Concept of a deal Suspicion of a deal Parameters of a deal Memorandum of understanding Close to a deal A whisker from a deal Imminent deal Agreed deal Note: "Implemented deal" is a deliberate omission.
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Cassia Rowland @cassiarowland.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The new prime minister is about to run out of prison spaces. Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. But once again, there are no easy answers and just cancelling early releases is not a solution. The focus must be on public protection - including better protection in the community. 🧵
instituteforgovernment.org.uk
The government must focus on public protection when it comes to prison releases | Institute for Government
There are no easy answers to meeting the prison capacity challenge.
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
And the Bokke not nailing their chances - they look a bit disjointed
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Flanker as scrum-half a la Bergamasco..?
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
They were all asleep! Brilliant!
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Lance the Doper should keep his cheating mouth shut.
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
On the language of Homeric Greek, and the language of a certain forthcoming film: here are a few simple observations.
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
**places a cassette and pencil on the desk**
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"seeing" the ball...
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I think the Wainwright line is the key - the defenders are saying the ball being moved, then have to watch his line (because he's a genuine threat) and that turns them enough to give Carré the chance
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Fiji's heads had gone before halftime
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Indiana Jones Face Melting
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I may have found my spirit animal...
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Peter Walker @peterwalker99.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I had to check but this is genuine. What a way to trigger a by-election.
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It's excellent - thoroughly recommended!
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
@escapecollective.bsky.social "I'm not sure these new handlebars are all that aero, coach..."
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Hush-Kit aviation news, history & satire @hushkit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"You'll never reach 25K followers with a very niche aviation site purely for obsessives" Prove this right or wrong by sharing or not as you wish.
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Male grooming..?
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
@watsoncomedian.bsky.social "Peeved"...
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon
Image: A scientist proudly shows an extremely complicated machine to a colleague "My experiment is generating infinite power!". A screen displays the infinity symbol "∞" and a label reading "watts"

Caption: Simon assumed that Veronica was speechless with envy and awe, but she was actually wondering how to break it to him that the monitor was on its side.
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Forget Cruyff, Gullit and Van Basten this is the best ever moment in Dutch football.
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
An absolute banger of a match - absolute commitment from both sides.
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This, on the death of Henry Nowak, is an outstanding piece of journalism by @stephenkb.bsky.social www.ft.com/content/aa94...
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What Henry Nowak’s murder does — and does not — tell us about policing
Kemi Badenoch says his killing needs to be seen as a ‘Stephen Lawrence moment’ but the failures in both cases differ
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Seeking forgiveness..?
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Squidge Rugby @squidgerugby.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
10 years ago, the most common question you heard about Spanish rugby was "Wait, Spain have a rugby team?". 5 years ago, it was "What have they done now?". Yet now, Spain might be the most exciting, promising team in the sport. We dissect how this incredible turnaround happened- youtu.be/DaLRnX527t8
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So how did Spain become rugby's most exciting nation? | Rugby World Cup 2027 Team Preview
YouTube video by Squidge Rugby
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
We demand pamphlets and manifestoes nailed to church doors!
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I cannot for the life of me work out why, when their entire existence is founded on reliable, fast, presentation of search results, they've chosen to shoot themselves so badly in both feet...
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Matt Green @fizzician.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Enjoyed that - cheers!
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Squidge Rugby @squidgerugby.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
On New Years 1990, the world was introduced to Mr Bean, now maybe the most famous comedy character of all time. Yet, this story started years earlier, on the home pitch of Racing 92. This is the crazy story of how French rugby's eternal underachievers created a comedy dynasty- youtu.be/m6683DwTjnM
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So why would there be no Mr Bean without Racing 92?
YouTube video by Squidge Rugby
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