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@fivek.bsky.social
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Where are they getting this money?
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm calling it "jumpscare content" or "Bebé de Rosamaria"
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yankee, You should probably care more about this
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is just so insanely depressing archive.is/mTWNa
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Still chuckling about this question from the Silicon Valley Rape Club application. Go ahead. Give us your best answer.
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Haha I was actually thinking about you (sorry) the other day while reviewing this silicon valley rape club application and one of the questions was this
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Saw these SIX times on the BQE going from Staten Island to Queens today
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
?
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When you post on X, this is who you're posting for
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Are you joking?
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Just had some sort of PTSD flashback wherein I remembered how absolutely disgusting israeli ketchup is. These people really do live in a hell of their own making. Hands down the most vile condiment ever created by human hands. If you see this bottle at a dining establishment, eat elsewhere
the worst ketchup in the world, the most vile condiment of all time
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I took a screenshot because I knew a 60-something white guy couldn't abide being corrected on a pretty basic factual error
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
How it's going on X, the everything website
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Don't make me tap the sign
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The @mayorofchicago.bsky.social on the legendary Bea Lumpkin, may her memory be a blessing that uplifts and fortifies the working class
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
“Normally, our economy doubles roughly every 10 years,” he said. “What [Elon Musk] thinks is, by the innovations and the work that he’s doing, he’s going to make the economy grow 10 times in 10 years, not double.”
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Think of all the things you could put in this 5 gallon bucket
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Misogyny is a public health crisis and our public health system is run by misogynists. Three men slaughtered their entire families this week in Florida, New York, and Iowa. These sorts of annihilations now account for more than 20% of all homicides in the United States.
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Who remembers when former governor and sexual predator Andrew "Amazon" Cuomo made this video about driving around the OJ Simpson Bronco to earn votes (I do lmao)
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The lying generation
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Saw this earlier and thought of you
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
May Allah grant this lion of a man who saved all of those children in San Diego janaat alfirdus.
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
*scratches head* yikes ...
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
There's just a lot going on here. Tons to unpack.
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Hit the mother lode
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
For your consideration
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Please look at how amazing this food court is
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
When it's all said and done, Elon Musk's international harem of breeders will make Epstein look like a mensch.
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This guy was cool
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Does not seem like it's thriving
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
stunning work in its simplicity (rapids)
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Like come on
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Got blocked by @lollardfish.bsky.social (a person who cannot have an abortion) for saying that poverty and abortion are totally interlinked, which they are! You can't eradicate poverty without liberating women and you can't do that without abortion free of cost and on-demand
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Lmao
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This is an insane, extremely weird vibe
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
It's an insult to Muhammad al-Sahhaf but I think I can see it
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Donald Trump should definitely give himself the Congressional Medal of Honor
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
All that to say
Hang in there cat
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Reminder that marital rape wasn't illegal until Lorena Bobbitt gave them no choice
Lorena Bobbitt smiling at a press conference
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Here's a hint: the guy who killed my brother and another pedestrian by slamming into them with his pickup truck drove home that day
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
This is definitely the most hilarious post about Beirut (a city I love dearly) I've ever seen
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Whitey on the Moon
By Gil Scott-Heron 


A rat done bit my sister Nell

with whitey on the moon.

Her face and arms began to swell

and whitey's on the moon.

I can't pay no doctor bills

but whitey's on the moon.

Ten years from now I'll be paying still

while whitey's on the moon.

You know, the man just upped the rent last night

cause whitey's on the moon.

No hot water, no toilet, no lights

but whitey's on the moon.

I wonder why he's upping me

cause whitey's on the moon?

Why I was already giving him 50 a week

and now whitey's on the moon.

Taxes taking my whole damn check,

the junkies make me a nervous wreck,

the price of food is going up,

and as if all that crap wasn't enough,

a rat done bit my sister Nell

with whitey on the moon.

Her face and arms began to swell

and whitey's on the moon.

With all that money I made last year

for whitey on the moon.

how come I ain't got no money here?

Hmm... whitey's on the moon.

You know, I just about had my fill

of whitey on the moon.

I think I'll send these doctor bills

air mail special, to whitey on the moon.

 

-- Gil Scott-Heron, "Small Talk At 125th and Lenox," Flying Dutchman Records.
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I went to go see the woodcocks in Bryant Park today
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Some great news: Cuba has just received a tanker of oil from Russia and I guess Trump doesn't care.. probably more concerned with the Persian Gulf right now www.france24.com/en/americas/...
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i'm nobody, who are you? @fivek.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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