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@fivefootlambs.bsky.social
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lamby | she/they | 20-something | 🔞 | lambicpentametre on ao3 & tumblr saint motel lover first, human second

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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
sergei rachmaninoff's piano concerto no. 2 in c minor, y'know?
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
the problem with liking a guy and being capable of yarncraft is that i feel the urge to attempt a sweater except for all the foreknowledge from the crafters that came before of Do Not Fucking Make That Guy A Sweater Unless You Crave Disaster And Ruin
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
hehe :3
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
cried for an hour yesterday about val kilmer. cried again this afternoon. gonna cry some more this evening, as i've just turned on the prince of egypt. i miss him so much already.
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Drew @4484.cool · 28/03/2025
Reminder
"A computer can never be spiteful or horny
Therefore a computer must never make art"
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
it may have taken a full month but :)
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
i fucking love this map so much www.tumblr.com/angel-or-mad...
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Frodo and Sam’s journey if it took place in the United States
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
have you seen the map of their walk superimposed on a map of the US that has mordor roughly located in north florida, because it is one of my favorite lotr posts
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
it's not that i don't respect jaywalkers, i do! it is a sacred rotual to jaywalk. but i do take issue with people who jaywalk in front of my car without looking and have the audacity to look offended at me
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
my takeout order came with 2 extra wings, can i get a hell yeah
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
wdym they just gave up on the background checks... just said lol nope we're not doing those anymore! when you work in the white house... what about Standard Form 86.......
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
what did ridley scott put into the martian (2015) that makes me love it so
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
things are going!
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
i am definitely getting that second date
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
anyway i went on a very good date on sunday and hopefully i get a second one
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
i think i am being flirted with in ways i could not previously conveive
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
new saint motel album dropped today and as your certified saint motel lover™️ i would like to let you know it has my unreserved stamp of approval 👍 go forth and jam, brethren
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
CALLUM TURNER IS HERE?????
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
marion cotillard is entirely too hot to be in this movie
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
#nw: Assassin's Creed (2016) it's been a Week in casa de lamby so i'd like to be angry about something else, like how bad they massacred my girl (the animus)
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
would anyone like some baked potato soup, i made a bunch
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Veronica Bane @veronicabane.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚 Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Still haven’t seen Wicked, but it does warm my heart to know that there is now an entire other generation that is going to attempt to read, and inevitably decide not to finish, the book it’s based on
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
saw a tweet about spy kids and i was reminded of the time my dad and i got into a heated discussion abt whether or not the machete movies were inspired by spy kids and the resulting Angry Dad Silence™️ that descended upon the house when he found out i was right
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
not like anyone would want to read an MMWR during flu season... who would want to do that........
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
re: the whole "agencies within HHS must get approval from a political appointee before publications may be released" from your resident mph epidemiology... steve harvey thought about killing myself dot mp4
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
there is snow in my backyard right now. i am in florida.
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
looking at the weather forecast before i return to my apartment from sunny florida and 😭🤡
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
my ear hurts bc i somehow scratched the INSIDE (???) :( and it's the deaf one so i can't even wear my hearing aid to help the ringing :(
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
val kilmer as doc holliday 🥰🫶
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
i mean of any place on the internet where someone would just make that post with exclamation points, i would expect it to be tumblr but i know the user base isn't quite *that* old yet
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
just saw a tumblr post about executive dysfunction tips except i was scrolling too fast and read it as ererct*le dysfunction and i had to scroll back up to make sure
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
dad made champorado 😋 (filipino chocolate rice porridge)
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
if were baiting a trap for @fivefootlambs.bsky.social
Glen Powell in a black suit and sunglasses with the headline “Glen Powell: Most Tom Cruise!”
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
well yes
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
anyway i'm working on correcting this
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
well at some point around book 6 she starts referring to him as her lover instead of just "former apprentice and the son of the dragon king" so we can *infer* that they fucked but unfortunately we do not get to *see* that they fucked
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
but also i did read the whole series in 2 weeks because i Thought i had a Theory from the end of book 1 that i wanted to prove right and it did take until book 7 for someone to say it out loud but i was RIGHT
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
i just absolutely Devoured the invisible library series by genevieve cogman (8 books in 11 days? who am i?) and listen i just think that if you say in book 1 that her dragon prince thinks they'd be good at having sex. i should be allowed to see some of that sex by book 8.
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
oh u know i went looking for it as soon as i finished the book blackholly.com/books/thief-...
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Thief of Night - Holly Black
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
i cannot wait to have it in mine own two hands
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
the second one is already on my TBR because i GOTTA KNOW
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
storygraph wrap-up 🫡 really wanted to finish 20 books but it just was not gonna happen. that's ok, 2025 is my year.
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
happy new year to all the buds in my phone 🥰 thanks for hanging with me, may we all have a banging, bodacious 2025!
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
florida: where you can be sweating in linen shorts and a t-shirt, inside your house, on new year's eve
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
good news: the stitches and floats on the wrong side are looking a lot neater bad news: i am not even a fourth of the way done 😭
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Biggest Fucking Sighs
An in-progress knitting project in maroon and yellow yarn, with about 10 more rows than the previous update
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
actually tinnitus is god's punishment to mankind
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
this is what it will (eventually) look like and i camnot Wait to wrap myself in it like an aloof professor wipinsanity.blogspot.com/p/pattern-vi...
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Pattern: Vigil Wrap
Buy PDF $4.99 With its intricate patterns, this elegant and cosy wrap is perfect for draping around you on cool days. Its construction all...
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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
it's going to turn into a shawl/wrap at some point before the heat death of the universe!
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