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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

it's not that i don't respect jaywalkers, i do! it is a sacred rotual to jaywalk. but i do take issue with people who jaywalk in front of my car without looking and have the audacity to look offended at me

lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

my takeout order came with 2 extra wings, can i get a hell yeah

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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

wdym they just gave up on the background checks... just said lol nope we're not doing those anymore! when you work in the white house... what about Standard Form 86.......

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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

what did ridley scott put into the martian (2015) that makes me love it so

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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

i am definitely getting that second date

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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

i think i am being flirted with in ways i could not previously conveive

lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

new saint motel album dropped today and as your certified saint motel lover™️ i would like to let you know it has my unreserved stamp of approval 👍 go forth and jam, brethren

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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

#nw: Assassin's Creed (2016) it's been a Week in casa de lamby so i'd like to be angry about something else, like how bad they massacred my girl (the animus)

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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

would anyone like some baked potato soup, i made a bunch

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Veronica Bane @veronicabane.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚 Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Still haven’t seen Wicked, but it does warm my heart to know that there is now an entire other generation that is going to attempt to read, and inevitably decide not to finish, the book it’s based on

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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

saw a tweet about spy kids and i was reminded of the time my dad and i got into a heated discussion abt whether or not the machete movies were inspired by spy kids and the resulting Angry Dad Silence™️ that descended upon the house when he found out i was right

lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

re: the whole "agencies within HHS must get approval from a political appointee before publications may be released" from your resident mph epidemiology... steve harvey thought about killing myself dot mp4

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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

there is snow in my backyard right now. i am in florida.

lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

looking at the weather forecast before i return to my apartment from sunny florida and 😭🤡

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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

my ear hurts bc i somehow scratched the INSIDE (???) :( and it's the deaf one so i can't even wear my hearing aid to help the ringing :(

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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

val kilmer as doc holliday 🥰🫶

lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

just saw a tumblr post about executive dysfunction tips except i was scrolling too fast and read it as ererct*le dysfunction and i had to scroll back up to make sure

lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

dad made champorado 😋 (filipino chocolate rice porridge)

e @erroneous.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

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if were baiting a trap for @fivefootlambs.bsky.social

Glen Powell in a black suit and sunglasses with the headline “Glen Powell: Most Tom Cruise!”

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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

i just absolutely Devoured the invisible library series by genevieve cogman (8 books in 11 days? who am i?) and listen i just think that if you say in book 1 that her dragon prince thinks they'd be good at having sex. i should be allowed to see some of that sex by book 8.

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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

storygraph wrap-up 🫡 really wanted to finish 20 books but it just was not gonna happen. that's ok, 2025 is my year.

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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

happy new year to all the buds in my phone 🥰 thanks for hanging with me, may we all have a banging, bodacious 2025!

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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

florida: where you can be sweating in linen shorts and a t-shirt, inside your house, on new year's eve

lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

actually tinnitus is god's punishment to mankind

NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

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It’s time for the military to become more assertively heterosexual, the way that it was in the days of movies like Top Gun.

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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

i have put so many hours of work into this only to have 9 rows.....

A picture of an in-progress knitting project in maroon and yellow yarn

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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

two? but in one of them i was the first one to create a ship tag 🥰

lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

evil: "cast on 230 stitches" more evil: "increase to 327 stitches" girl i cannot COUNT that many

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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

going through my fav tag on tumblr is always fun because i've had the same blog for over a decade which means i get a look into what was my favorite stuff 2/5/10 years ago like a personalized time machine

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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

once again you would not Believe the things i am doing to that man in the drafts folder

lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

it's just that all i ask of you from phantom of the opera is one of the most romantic songs ever to me, okay?

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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

being an adult means asking your parents for a humidifier for christmas. and also the new assassin's creed.

lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

figuring out the keyboard shortcut to add comments on scrivener was game changing for me

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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

someone following me on tumblr just said a mean thing in my replies about iceman top gun. good sir, why are you following me on tumblr if you're going to say a mean thing about iceman top gun where i can see it.

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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

to absolutely no one's surprise, 4 of my 5 top songs are saint motel

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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

maryland is trying to trade back the washington national football team to DC for the air national guard. maryland wants fighter jets in exchange for beefy boys who give each other concussions.

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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

guy who gets upset with themself after they can't immediately identify which version of the mission: impossible theme was used in a silly cat video

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cy @doodledraw.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

leyendecker icemav inspired by a manipulation of "the ss leviathan"!! veryyyy happy with how this one came out. #doodledrawsart #art #digitalart #fanart #icemav #topgun #topgunmaverick

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Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

CONCLAVE (2024) Dir. Edward Berger

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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

please clap for me i started looking up what insurance i will need from the marketplace

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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

#nw: Dogfight (1991) the premise of the dogfight is so cruel but at least they acknowledge that the marines are bastards who suck. i think i prefer the musical more than the movie (even if the musical was written by my personal enemies) but lili is such a lovely rose

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lambicpentametre @fivefootlambs.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

it is gonna be under 32F/0C tonight so i am wearing footie pajamas to bed