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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

"I find the Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the harder I look." -Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst #HailEris #DiscordianWitchcraft

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Early birthday presents from the GREATEST BOYFRIEND IN THE HISTORY OF ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER'S INTERNET. (Please also note the Jellicle Mug in the background.) #NowAndForever #CatsTheJellicleBall

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

"A secret method of identifying your Discordianship for the benefit of other Discordians is by wearing a pull-off aluminum beer-can tab ... That is called an All-Seeing Eye of Eris (complete with Tear) and it will help other members of the Discordian Society keep out of your way." -Lord Omar

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

The magic rocks have my emotional support abomination (Red Brass Deon-Lakin of Jumpshire) feeling cautious but curious. #Lithomancy #WitchSky #DiscordianWitchcraft

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I have never in my life been more afraid of vampire attacks than I am right now in this restroom.

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

OMG I AM ON A BILLBOARD SORT OF.

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

A couple of years ago, @sarahlcrowder.bsky.social gave me the tea towel on the right. Today, I added the tea towel on the left to create a cautionary fable.

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Boss: "Okay, explain again why you were late?" Me: "I was stuck behind white people shit." Boss: Me:

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I mean, not yet. But the night is young!

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Apotropaic, but make it dismissive. Like in a gay way. #DiscordianWitchcraft

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

“This is St. Gulik. He is the Messenger of the Goddess. A different age from ours called him Hermes. Many people called him by many names. He is a Roach.” -Principia Discordia, page 00027 #BoloTie #DiscordianWitchcraft

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

An amended Quote o' the Moment in honor of my new shower curtain: "That [book cover] really tied the room together." #WitchSky #VirgoWitch #SunSignSeries

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Other people: [texting their significant others trite messages] Me, a true romantic:

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

ADHD Me: "Ooh, this book looks interesting. I wish I could write a book." Inner Me: "You... you did. That is literally your book." ADHD Me: Inner Me: ADHD Me: "OMG I WROTE A WHOLE BOOK?!" Inner Me: [headdesk]

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Texts from an employee, who is fighting a valiant but losing battle against autocorrect:

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Me: "I enjoy looking at Hèrmes bags, but of course I would never actually want one." Hèrmes: "You're Discordian, right? Because we've got a Disorder collection." Me: [immediately sells a kidney for $39,000]

A Black Togo and Swift Birkin en Désordre with Palladium hardware.

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

The finished product. I am become Hierophant. (Ineffable art by the incomparable @davezilla.bsky.social.)

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Not to shamelessly self-promote or anything, but...

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Bent down to grab a bottle of water and about banged my head on this. I can only assume the Universe picked out a resolution on my behalf.

A white, wooden block with "DON'T STOP BEING AMAZING" printed on the top in black lettering.

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Everyone else: [excited about pumpkin spice] Me, a gourmet, scream-singing "All I Want for Christmas Is You" in the middle of Walgreens:

A red and white box of limited edition, fudge covered Ritz crackers.

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

When the menu foretells your presentation on Discordianism. #DiscordianWitchcraft

A laminated diner menu with the name of one of the omelets ("Mad Greek") circled in gold.

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Well, okay, then. I guess I really *did* write a book.

A cardboard box full of author copies of the book THE CHAOS APPLE.

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

The apple on the spine has a lil' leaf. I am obsessed with the lil' leaf. #TheChaosApple #DiscordianWitchcraft

The spine of the book THE CHAOS APPLE, which features a tiny golden apple with a green leaf on its stem.

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

LOOK WHAT OFFICIALLY EXISTS. Splattering onto shelves November 8, currently available for pre-order. (Link in the comments.) 🎉 #TheChaosApple #DiscordianWitchcraft

A bearded person wearing a black kufi with thin gold stripes and a blue-and-white checkered button-down shirt holds up a copy of the book THE CHAOS APPLE: MAGIC AND DISCORDIANISM FOR THE POSTMODERN WITCH.

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Celebrating my solar return with the Witches Movie Coven. @witchesmoviecoven.bsky.social

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Back in the 70s, Texas didn't just have chainsaw massacres and towns that dreaded sundown: We ALSO had satanic murder cults! Join the Witches Movie Coven this Wednesday at 9 p.m. EST as we barrel through RACE WITH THE DEVIL. (Link in the comments.) @witchesmoviecoven.bsky.social

On the left, a movie poster for RACE WITH THE DEVIL; on the right, a bearded person wearing a black bucket hat and holding a golden apple.

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Are you a Gen X-er/Elder Millennial who loved Debbie Harry in TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE: THE MOVIE? Well, NIGHTBOOKS is… not that. Come hear the rest of my glowing review on The Witch's Movie Coven tonight at 9 p.m. EST. (Link in the comments.) @witchesmoviecoven.bsky.social

On the left, a movie poster for NIGHTBOOKS; on the right, a bearded person wearing a black bucket hat and holding a golden apple.

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

If your ritual knife isn't consecrated with skunk pee, are you even practicing witchcraft? Hold your breath with The Witch's Movie Coven as we wade into the glorious dreck that is DAUGHTERS OF SATAN. (Tonight at 9 p.m. EST, link in the comments.) @witchesmoviecoven.bsky.social

On the left, a movie poster for DAUGHTERS OF SATAN; on the right, a bearded person wearing a black bucket hat and holding a golden apple.

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

My favorite toy when I was nine years old, uncovered while digging through a closet last night. Since the winged lion represents St. Mark the Evangelist, patron of notaries, I am repurposing him as a mascot/business associate.

A plastic figurine of a lion with brass-colored dragon wings rearing up on its hind legs.

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

To be filed under "Tilda Swinton Should Play Everyone." Join The Witch's Movie Coven tonight at 9 p.m. EST as we navigate the psychedelia of DOCTOR STRANGE. (Link in the comments.) @witchesmoviecoven.bsky.social

On the left, the movie poster for DOCTOR STRANGE (2016); on the right, a bearded person wearing a black bucket hat and holding a golden apple.

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

Notary commission (finally) renewed! Come see me at the spicy shop to get stamped.

A bearded person wearing a black T-shirt and a black baseball cap embroidered with a rainbow monkey face holding a wooden paddle engraved with a Texas notary seal stands next to a white metal sign that says “NOTARY PUBLIC” in blue letters.

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

If you picture it with Katharine Hepburn and Cary Grant, it honestly works. Tune into The Witch's Movie Coven tonight at 9 p.m. EST as we resurrect HELLO AGAIN. @witchesmoviecoven.bsky.social

On the left, a movie poster for HELLO AGAIN; on the right, a bearded person wearing a black bucket hat and holding a golden apple.

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Witches? Zombies? A family affair? All of the above! Join The Witch's Movie Coven tonight at 9 p.m. EST as we dissect THE AUTOPSY OF JANE DOE. @witchesmoviecoven.bsky.social

On the left, the movie poster for THE AUTOPSY OF JANE DOE; on the right, a bearded person wearing a black bucket hat and holding a golden apple.

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Dismissed by critics. Snubbed by the Academy. Tonight at 9 p.m. EST, The Witch's Movie Coven aims a much-deserved spotlight at the essential folk horror of OUIJA SHARK. @witchesmoviecoven.bsky.social

On the left, the movie poster of OUIJA SHARK; on the right, a bearded person wearing a

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

I am going through a Græco-Egyptian phase and was required to buy a new hat about it. I don’t make the rules.

A bearded person wearing a black slouch beanie covered in gold Egyptian symbols, with a large ankh in the front.

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Rupert Everett as Oberon: Yes. Correct. That’s my review, but listen to what the rest of the Witch's Movie Coven has to say about A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM tonight at 9 p.m. EST. @witchesmoviecoven.bsky.social

On the left, movie poster for the 1999 film adaptation of A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM; on the right, a bearded person wearing a black bucket hat and holding a golden apple.

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

To commemorate signing the contract for my next book, I have assembled a “Things I Need to Read in Order to Write It” pile. I am… going to be here awhile.

A stack of books on a variety of subjects, including Greek religion, occultism, modern philosophy, the paranormal, and polarity magic.

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

“Wonder Twin enbies, activate! Form of… #QueerRites! Shape of… #TheChaosApple!” (Co-starring the illustrious @EnfysBook.kind.social.ap.brid.gy as the Wonder Twin on the left.)

Two individuals in a side-by-side photo collage wearing matching Non-binary Pride beaded bracelets.

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Remember when HBO threw Raymond Chandler and H. P. Lovecraft into a blender and garnished the resulting abomination with farting puppets? @witchesmoviecoven.bsky.social remembers! Join us tonight at 8 p.m. CST for an animated discussion of CAST A DEADLY SPELL.

To the left: a movie poster for the film CAST A DEADLY SPELL. To the right: A bearded individual wearing a black bucket hat and holding a golden apple.

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Thumper Forge @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

I’ve been told I was a lot more fun before I quit drinking. I feel the same way about THIR13EN GHOSTS. Hear what the rest of the @witchesmoviecoven.bsky.social has to say about it tonight at 9 p.m. EST.

A movie poster for the film THIRTEEN GHOSTS, next to a portrait of a bearded person wearing a black shirt and a black bucket hat and holding a golden apple.

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