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Darcy

@fitzdarcy.bsky.social
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Vicarious dating expert (4 sisters-in-law). Atty. Real estate investor. Go Birds. I🧡TLOAS 🫶🦅💚

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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just curious: who the hell is playing for the offense next week? #gobirds
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
FIRE SIRIANNI NOW #flyeaglesfly
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Kill me now
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regina @cookiesecrets.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Baun's terrifying. I love him so much #gobirds
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Jalen with a meatball DAMMIT
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Eagles 3d down conversion courtesy of Ron Torbert #gobirds
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Torbert looks like he's trying not to laugh with each new Jags penalty call #gobirds
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is it me or does Lawrence suck?
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
At this rate we're going to use every single one of the 52 available players in this one game #gobirds
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don't mind Jalen yelling at Lemon. Too bad he doesn't listen. 😐 #gobirds
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So every play gets renegotiated with the refs now and OH FUCK HUNT DOWN
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think Quinton might have recovered that? #gobirds
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sirianni's an absolute moron #gobirds
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Shipley's out SUPER #gobirds
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Us being in the lead is some how weirder than anything else that's happened so far 🦅🦅🦅
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Mercifully, Jaguars are playing like shit
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pausch SO EXCITED about the dual ejections. An hour in and he's still talking about it #gobirds
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ertz sucks. Yeah, I said what I said
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We're debating whether Wicks is trolling AJ with each catch. Thoughts?
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This announcing is ridiculous and hilarious #gobirds
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When Andrew Mukuba is the game hero, shit's BAD #gobirds
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not SAQUON 😫
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Thirty Ballparks @thirtyballparks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“What the FUCK is the #Eagles offense doing?!? They look like SHIT! We can’t lose to the freakin’ Bears, can we? Especially after that CHEAP SHOT on Hurts?!?” “Sir, this is a Wendy’s “
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Leave Ringo with Dalton in Chi tonight
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm gonna concur with the neuro. Jalen is NOT concussed. #gobirds
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
doesn't matter, 1-0, fuck you, go birds
a local news screengrab with a picture of Big Bird and a chyron reading: "FACT OR FICTION - BIG BIRD WAS ALMOST ON ILL-FATED CHALLENGER FLIGHT?"
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is all feeling very Kevin Patullo 💀
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Coop not having a good day 😢 #gobirds
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Your comments are turned off??? 🐓
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh Fox has Starlink as a sponsor no wonder the feed sucks
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loctastic @loctastic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
kevin patullo eat shit bitch
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm feeling ok? I think? #eagles
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Dmj365 @dmj365.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Big run #Eagles #FlyEaglesFly #GoBirds
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
SAQUON MY HEART 🦅💚
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Is FOX hiccuping all over the place or is it our internet? #eagles
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
BAAAHAHAHAHHAH #gobirds
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thank you DALLAS GOEDERT 🦅🦅🦅
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jurgens BLOWS - did he learn NOTHING last season #gobirds
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nice 65-yard pas GO JALEN!! #gobirds
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Where y'all at?? #gobirds
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The clip of Sam Darnold fumbling his SB ring took me outtt 😭
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
With 4 bald eagle shots and the LeBron clip, it's really hard to convince myself that Hard Knocks isn't trolling Seattle #gobirds
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I'm in a whole house of Birds fans that have precisely zero fucks to give about this game. We really tried. #eagles
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
My only complaint about firing Kevin Patullo is that is should have been done yesterday 🦅🦅🦅. #gobirds
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All Hallows’ Sheev 🏆 SA2:B Champion @vadermode.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
May the door not hit Kevin Patullo on his way out as he runs straight up the middle one last time.
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
KP better be fired by lunchtime tomorrow
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
We really need to play both halves of the f-ing game #eagles
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Fred is Fred-ing
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Darcy @fitzdarcy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Coop's expression...please don't be hurt #eagles
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