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John Fitzpatrick

@fitz4cbd.bsky.social
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Chicago resident, Detroit sports fan, swimming guy, hack musician, lucky husband and father. The “fluff biscuit” is Theo.

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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If a Dem wins the presidency in 2028, they should rename the White House Ballroom “The Ida B. Wells Memorial Ballroom.” And then put gold (leaf) plaques on the back of every chair to dedicate them to the memory of a great civil rights leader. That would cause a satisfying kerfuffle on the Right.
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Matt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This has been clear for a few months now. Trump lacks the ability and credibility to agree to anything with Iran at this point, so it’ll have to fall to his successor. And if it’s a Dem, the right will pillory them for fixing what Trump broke.
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This video is absurdly cute.
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin roof! [Dramatic Pause] Rusted.
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
He thinks he’s so clever…
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Betty Wright, “The Clean Up Woman.”
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Podcast?! Do tell. I love your writing.
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
That was a deep cut.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 15/05/2025
This is Louie. He got a really bad haircut. And also a villain origin story. 13/10 (TT: maddiehilaski)
a cavapoo with long hair in various shades of gray sits and poses for the camera. his mouth is open and his pink tongue sticks out, his curly hair situated every which way on the top of his head. text on the image says, "the dog i dropped off."a photo of the cavapoo with text that reads, "the dog i picked up." the pup's luscious fur has been trimmed all the way down, leaving him with a skinny body, but fluffy ears and tail. the pup looks at the camera with an uncanny human expression of disgust. he looks very angry about his new hairdo.
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I left my wallet in El Segundo. I gotta get it. I got, gotta get it.
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
The 2x speed disclaimer for crack would be a good one, indeed.
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
A purity test for the party does seem to be a waste of brain cycles right now.
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Are we sure that's safe?
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
She is really good at politicking.
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Amazing thread on Trump's views on international trade and markets.
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Thank you for bringing back the term "chud." Getting nostalgic for my youth.
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Wasn't he the shiftless half-brother of Mayor McCheese?
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Fancy.
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Perhaps it's weeding out those people who don't have the patience to stare at a clocking screen for 5 minutes?
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
There's a reason the White House didn't reveal the text of the "agreement" when making their big press splash announcing their agreement: It's a cup of tea without the bag. Congrats to the journos who breathlessly reported on a US-UK deal that isn't. You got played (again).
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Makes me recall the Wharton professor's statement: "Donald Trump was the dumbest goddam student I ever had."
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
* a sanctified body...
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The Weiner's Circle never disappoints.
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Strange. No one's drank from the cup since Leo XIV became Pope. Huh.
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
That tracks.
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Definitely the cutest thing that I've seen today. That says a lot since I wake up to the little fluff ball to the left.
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Worth a read.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
feels like this was the music they should've used to announce him
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JR Radcliffe @jrradcliffe.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
This is The Last Supper now.
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
That's not how I expected the Cubs game to finish.
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Cath RN, PhD @headdoc35.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Best 🔥 Harvard posts Education Secretary Linda McMahon’s letter correcting her grammar and spelling— then they posted it on social media.
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animals being cute @animalsbeingcute.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Best clap ever.. 😊 #Animals #Pets #Wonderful
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
At least they got his teeny, tiny, little hands right.
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
So good for so many reasons.
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
The Mighty Thor 150 (5122)
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
The laughter. It hurts! Hurts, I say!
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
If a foreign adversary really wanted to undermine American manufacturers, they would make it so that every factory in the world -- except those in the United States -- can import the equipment they need from China without paying a 145% up charge.
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Otters are the most wonderful little animals around.
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Starting off with, yes, that's very scary, but the use of "shall" tipped me off that it was not Trump.
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I think that's the exact face my daughter had at 4 when the priest got on a roll during the Christmas homily and mass was running late.
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
With the Browns' history of QBs, it doesn't bode well for the guy's career either.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Triggered by this old meme hat at the church rummage sale.
Hat that says Lehman Brothers Risk Management 2008
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I'm such a proud subscriber right now.
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I was thinking the same thing when I was reading the list of candidates in a local news article. There are some candidates in their 60s, but the article suggested that cardinals are leaning against them because they are afraid of appointing someone who might be around for 20-30 years. Weird, huh?
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
“This happens today: if the investments in the banks fall slightly… a tragedy… what can be done? But if people die of hunger, if they have nothing eat, if they have poor health, it does not matter! This is our crisis today!” -Pope Francis
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 20/04/2025
If you hate the Pope because he is too “liberal”, I have some very bad news for you about Jesus.
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Comment of the day!
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JourneyDude in Scotland @scottishinsider.org · 17/04/2025
🪬🧿
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I love that “cold beer” is the selling point. Not like the warm beer those rat bastards up the block try to push on you.
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John Fitzpatrick @fitz4cbd.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
They could be talking about the Indian restaurants. That's all I ate when I had to work in London.
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