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smitty

@fistsofham.bsky.social
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baltimore. writer. sticker-upper for democracy. sick of AI, wrestling and religious fanatics. memorial stadium grounds crew alum. he/him.

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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 16h
The best. 🧡🖤⚾️
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The sloppy kiss of death.
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Prolly cause the O’s treated it like a spring training game
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He’s already been impeached twice.
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Those crazy kids!
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nothing is more boring than hearing about someone’s fitness journey.
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Andy Kostka @afkostka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Orioles were waving to the crowd after their last home game from in front of the dugout. Then Pete Alonso waved everyone onto the field, lifted his cap and said thanks to Baltimore
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Enormous respect to Hole for these new songs. Courtney Love sounds like she sounded 30 years ago. open.spotify.com/album/6XXhkG...
open.spotify.com
Teenage Whore - Single by Hole | Spotify
Hole · single · 2026 · 3 songs
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tony, let’s talk about your footwear game.
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Have a great day!! ⚾️🧡🖤
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is it a single-admission DH? I thought game 2 was at the regular 630 time.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jezus, get a room you two.
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I guess so. But it seems really rare anymore to even risk playing after getting yer “bell rung.”
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Maaan, fuck this fool. Just so sick of his stupid, unnecessary garbage.
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I kind of can’t believe Basallo’s allowed to stay in the game after that foul tip brained him. He took that thing square in the mask and was dazed.
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rethinking my stance on the death penalty.
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Things that suck: - Aaron Rodgers - Robert Kraft - A.I. slop memes of Calvin pissing
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How much water and electricity did this garbage, lazy AI image waste?
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I was there too!
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thanks!
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I thought Whitehall Mill was closed! Or empty, anyway.
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I forgot how much I despised Bob Hope.
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This image is AI garbage. Come on. Do better.
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I know you don’t mean this literally, but maybe cool it on “attack in the street” business. That kind of shit is wack.
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Maaaaan, fuck this AI garbage.
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“One-Eyed Jacks.” Marlon Brando and Karl Malden, 1961. The only movie Brando ever directed.
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That’s enormously satisfying.
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How much electricity and water did this A.I. slop waste? “If LeftyLady can’t produce a post without an A.I. meme, maybe she should find a different way to make a point.”
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not sure it’s possible to care any less about Boomer Esiason.
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Baked McBride @seaphil68.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Moses Malone died #OTD in 2015. 3x NBA MVP, 13x All-Star, 6x rebounds leader, #12 all-time scorer (#4 at the time of his retirement), #3 all-time in rebounds (behind only Wilt and Russell) and on top of the offensive rebound list by a wide margin. 1983 NBA Finals MVP. HOF 2001.
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Vince D. Monroy @vincedmonroy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Protester: “He’s just everything that is wrong in this kind of society, and he’s here. It’s just not right. I don’t know why we welcomed him here… We are a peaceful nation and he’s coming over here with blood on his hands from all the wars he’s doing.” 📍Ireland
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
underrated part of El-Sayed’s messaging strategy seems to be shaming journalists who ask dumb questions that play into right-wing frames. you can’t answer these in a way that satisfies them, but you can make it embarrassing enough that you impose a toll on asking.
Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My man.
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Smells like last night’s bottle of glenlivet and cigars. And just plain stank.
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Glad JJ got paid.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/09/2026
Ossoff: "The draft-dodging commander in chief builds a monument to himself while plunging us deeper into a war he doesn't know how to end or win"
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“…. that HE started.”
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Careful — the born-to-be-mild centrist army will not tolerate complaints about Jeffries.
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Andy Kostka @afkostka.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fourteen years to the date, Manny Machado and Christian Encarnacion-Strand
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nice!
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hell. Yes.
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Man, no shit. And they’ll jump all over you if you say the magic words: “strongly worded letter.”
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Looks like a certain petulant brat got his saggy ass handed to him by a strong woman. You know how much he must have delighted in that. Thank you, President Connolly!
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
no bueno.
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s been a million years since I was at Wrigley and I know they’ve renovated it some. But the times I was there, they had one men’s room on the 3rd base side. completely packed. And all the guys peed in a big trough along the wall, standing elbow to elbow, pee spraying everywhere.
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s been a long time since I’ve seen a game there, but it was like watching baseball in a mall.
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fenway is uncomfortable but fun. Pittsburgh is awesome. DC leaves no impression. Toronto is terrible. Petco is great. NYY is awful. Cleveland is decent. NYM is ok. Wrigley is uncomfortable and a little fun. None are better than Baltimore.
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Good for you, man. I need that to happen here.
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smitty @fistsofham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’d git witdat.
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