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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 30/09/2026
This is not enough games. Some honorable mentions include: hades, inscryption, stardew valley, wanderstop, life is strange 1, the stanley parable, night in the woods, what remains of Edith finch, I was a teenage exocolonist, and many many more. #my9games
Disco elysium, the beginners guide, outer wilds, dwarf fortress RDR2, spec ops the line, life is strange 2 papers please, webfishing
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 20/09/2026
Meme to keep me sane while working on this OS assignment
A figure detonating a person with the text "Boymode? Girlmode? Pathetic. I have attained Kernelmode."
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 29/08/2026
This is quite possibly my favorite @wikipedia.org excerpt ive ever stumbled upon.
Herzog once promised to eat his shoe if Errol Morris completed a film project on pet cemeteries that he had been working on, to challenge and motivate Morris, as he perceived Morris to be incapable of following up on the projects he conceived. In 1978, when the film Gates of Heaven premiered, Herzog cooked and publicly ate his shoe; the event was later incorporated into a short documentary, Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe (1980), by Les Blank. Herzog suggested that he hoped the act would serve to encourage anyone having difficulty bringing a project to fruition.
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 22/07/2026
You best start believing in ghost stories miss turner. You're in one.
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 14/07/2026
All my recent disco pondering post zero parades has me like
Ratatouille critic meme

I do not "like" disco-likes. I love them. If there is anything less than ludonarrative harmony in pursuit of meaningful themes, I do not play.
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 01/07/2026
The children can hear you
Live shrimp in a flow-through tank
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 18/06/2026
"That's bait" meme
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 18/06/2026
Sisyphus pushing the boulder up the hill
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 09/06/2026
@xkcd.com xkcd.com/3256/
dragonfly image labeled "me"

Meganeura image labelled "the guy she tells me not to worry about"
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 08/06/2026
This guy is probably the most iconic bit
Outer wilds astronaut fuel, health and oxygen gauge
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 03/06/2026
Person laying down, then sitting up and saying "oh shit for real?"
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 15/05/2026
Sickos "yes... Ha ha ha... YES! "
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 11/05/2026
> steals literally everything > feeds it into model > model reflects training data
Surprised pikachu face
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 09/05/2026
People who get mad about the performative actions of others when they learn about gender:
Surprised pikachu face
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 06/05/2026
Help
Me

I have been trapped in here for da
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 02/05/2026
VSCode is an IDE of all time
4 panel comic:
P1: a baby labeled "VSCode" and a person. The person is saying "hey little man, how's it goin?"
P2: baby screaming with a screenshot of a github PR for VSCode that writes "coauthored by: copilot" on all VSCode commits, regardless of actual LLM usage.
P3: person standing
P4: person says "yea"
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 28/04/2026
Waow (based based based based based)
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 28/04/2026
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 21/04/2026
Interstellar meme

This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 17/04/2026
1984 meme

Person ripping off "December 2024" calendar page revealing "January 1984"
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 10/04/2026
Gotta be one of my favorite genders fr #gtk #lgbt
Shitpost saying "I love the the LBGTK community bottom text" with a bunch of pride flags and gnome/GTK graphics
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 26/03/2026
"We don't need no education" ahh screenshot #Godot #Blender
A bunch of human models with blindfolds hammering on a whiteboxed production line
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 16/03/2026
Email reply from john oliver: No way! John Oliver has never fucked a couch.
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 15/03/2026
Crazy how you have to format links yourself though. This huginn agent I'm using is not doing that so I might have to PR a fix. This is what it looks like right now, for context:
bluesky post screenshot from fireye-staging.bsky.social saying "HECK" folllowed by unclickable plaintext "https://fireye.coffee"
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 15/03/2026
Me: Hey bluesky here's an https:// link in a POST request Bluesky:
Loki: "I've never met this man in my life
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 02/03/2026
"I'm tired, boss" meme
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 28/02/2026
Hulk handing you a taco from avengers endgame
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 21/02/2026
Surprised pikachu face
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 17/02/2026
CAT CHECKPOINT! Share the most recent cat image on your phone.
Fisheye image of my cat on my keyboard
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 14/02/2026
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 02/02/2026
Surprised pikachu face
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 31/01/2026
Is this a butterfly meme, with the text "is this ethics?"
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 25/01/2026
The deserter from disco elysium
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 10/01/2026
Me using pinterest
"This shit is so ass" meme template edited to say "this UX is so ass"
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 03/01/2026
We won Mr. Stark
Meme titled "Me, at 1:31AM after 4 days straight of nix sysadmin, looking at my server deployment" with an image of tony stark in avengers endgame as he dies (but notably does so after winning).
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 15/12/2025
stick figure with finger pointing up, about to voice an objection

stick figure lowering finger, reconsidering the thought (and their life choices)
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 11/12/2025
Mobile tech is a fucking hellscape.
The myth of "consensual" operating systems

Me: I consent
The phone I have paid money for and "own": I consent
Fucking Samsung: I Don't!

Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 26/09/2025
10/10, very gender, me fr, no notes.
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 26/08/2025
Happens to the best of us.
Accidentally makes file named "~"
rm -rf ~

*image of the hollow knight with a clown nose and hair sitting on a bench*
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 09/06/2025
People keep liking this weeks after I posted it. This is now my "don't make me tap the sign" post.
Simpsons meme template of a bus driver saying "don't make me tap the sign, then tapping a sign with my "windows is just a profound advertisement for linux at this point" post from 19 days ago.
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 15/05/2025
Thar she blows! Congrats; RSS is awesome!
RSS post titled [version 1.2] rss mostly. Contents: We have an RSS feed now! Given that you're reading this, you probably already know that. Site updates and other related stuff will go out on this feed, hopefully in the coming months. We'll see.
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 27/04/2025
OneUI, the last scourge of proprietary software in my life, is now adding a mandatory goddamn ai button to my context menus. This is my fucking phone not yours, samsung. This might be the last straw for me to just go ahead and root my phone to get a FOSS OS working. Fuck these corpos.
Disgusting context menu with options to cut, copy, translate, expand the menu, and DO AI THINGS. And I CAN'T REMOVE THE LATTER.
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 25/03/2025
OK hyfetch is literally the only canonical neofetch successor this thing is goated.
Hyfetch CLI output with the arch logo in nonbinary colors.
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 23/03/2025
Working godot CLI running up a dedicated game server!!! Check out the project here: github.com/TheBlipBloop... I might grab that command parser & make it its own project too.
A terminal window showcasing a CLI command that's running a game server for a Godot game. Another window shows a game client connected to the server running from the CLI.
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 18/03/2025
Not beating the distro-hopping allegations
Lois from family guy labeled "me with a whole ass final essay due at midnight" gazing longingly at a pill bottle labeled "NixOS"
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 17/03/2025
Cave
Cave with a slideCave with water! Some neat cave featuresStrandy rock formation in the cave
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 11/03/2025
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
A pile of nerd shit! Board games: Arcs, Dune, and Dominion. TTRPGs: Lichcraft (it's so gender, trust) and heart (which is also so gender, trust) Viktor from arcane slaying with white hair and flowy robes offering you a hand with the caption "let's take estrogen together" Soon, Vic. Soon. A CLI environment containing the response from a git server after a commit did not observe a push rule. Contains ASCII art of a dragon breathing fire on a surprised cow, saying "push rejected by evil dragon bureaucrats" 

This is gender because CLIs are beautiful and also have no gender. Like me. Drawing of a very androgynous fire genasi in full plate steampunky armor, tearing off said armor then wearing it like a jacket. 

This fucking character gives me so much gender envy and I have no idea why. I WANNA BE THEM AGHHH
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 26/02/2025
Cursed knowledge
There's a person tryna sleep then their brain rudely goes "You could technically play the bassline from muse's 'hysteria' on the ukulele"
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 11/02/2025
Me every time I finish a can of monster energy
Image of Jack sparrow looking angrily into a bottle, captioned "why is the rum always gone?"
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 07/02/2025
Live footage of me realizing what HRT is (We all knew this part of the SCL was gonna be clipped) #starcitizen
Jared Huckaby spinning in a chair doing an amazing impression of a surprised bird GIF
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