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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 20h
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Super Monkey Ball: OMW to Netherlands
ALT: Super Monkey Ball: OMW to Netherlands
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 21h
Tetris Worlds Worlds does not have much that you cannot get in better Tetris games before and after this one. Even among the more ambient offerings like Tetris Effect or Tetris CD-i, Worlds does not impress, with an unnecessary story mode and weak bonuses. Mediocre Tetris is still Tetris, right?
Tetris Worlds for Nintendo Gamecube, released in 2002.
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 22h
Welcome to our carnival! Meet the newest member of the crew: Interesting George! (Note: Curious George does not fuck with Interesting George)
Baby monkey
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Super Monkey Ball The end of the Dreamcast bled into the Gamecube's beginning. A one of a kind, simple premise that feels dutifully explored into a fuller experience. The game controls with precision, and pairs well as both a single player challenge, or as a party game. Monkey Target, anyone?
Super Monkey Ball for Nintendo Gamecube. Released in 2001.
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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rave Master I was expecting some kinda rhythm-based RPG going off of the opening cinematic. But in reality, this is an arena fighter. A decent one! Theres not much content, but I could see fans of the show or of 4-player slapfests enjoying a weekend with this. I will not decline a Power Stone-like.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WTA Tour Tennis Every shot is unpredictable, with little guidance or direction on how to improve your strategy. The game runs smoothly and looks nice, but there is little content beyond a basic tournament and exhibition mode. And you'll most likely rage quit before you finish a match anyway.
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Aidan @girambquamb.com · 01/10/2026
for every sale of Many Mini Typing Games during the steam autumn sale I will do 2,000,000 backflips
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Save 20% on Many Mini Typing Games on Steam
Chase high scores in a series of breakneck typing minigames! Keep up with keyboard-mashing cats, banana-wielding monkey-cowboys and more as you QWERTY your way to new heights!
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
openly admitting i havent read the EULA agreement
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evil and fucked up lady jacky ૮꒰˵•ﻌ•˵꒱ა ˖⁺。˚⋆˙★ @iminlikewithyou.cool · 01/10/2026
HQ upload of the song/video de la soul and double did for parappa the rapper 2 just landed lfg youtu.be/g-M9erQo0P0
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Say ''I Gotta Believe!'' - De la Soul feat. DOUBLE Music Video
YouTube video by AndysSeveredHead
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just put hair gel on my toothbrush if you want to know how my morning is going
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brian on the left says 
I like Dr. Pepper
He is large

Brian on the right says
Me too but I'm smaller lol
He is small
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think Valve and Gabe Newell in particular really sold themselves short when they decided to can Half Life 2: Episode Three. Theyve always said they shelved it due to not wanting a game that simply just "moved the story forward", but like, the game mechanics that they did show off were sick as hell
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Florida peeps: please vote for Angie Nixon. Donate if you can. We've got an opportunity for a real one right now that we may never have again. Her campaign is does not have many resources so please get the word out and tell your other FL friends!!!
News article from Independent, describing a failed vote in 2023 for a ceasefire in Gaza by Florida State Rep Angie Nixon.
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Angie Nixon for U.S. Senate | Change Can't Wait
Angie Nixon is a Florida State Representative, union organizer, and mother born and raised in Jacksonville who has spent her career fighting for hardworking Floridians. In the State House, she expande...
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Florida peeps: please vote for Angie Nixon. Donate if you can. We've got an opportunity for a real one right now that we may never have again. Her campaign is does not have many resources so please get the word out and tell your other FL friends!!!
News article from Independent, describing a failed vote in 2023 for a ceasefire in Gaza by Florida State Rep Angie Nixon.
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Curious George Curious George is competently made, but does not offer much. Barren environments and slow gameplay meant for a particularly younger audience, with a narrator reading every objective out loud. At least you can say that cel shading came a long way by the time this released in 2006.
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Geist Geist has a neat concept, using a possession mechanic to take over enemies and objects, but is in most situations underutilized in favor of a bland shooter that constantly drops framerate. Still some funny moments in this game that I appreciated them trying. Maybe shoulda been locked to 30...
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Scooby Doo: Night of 100 Frights This one is structured almost like a Metroid, albeit, an uneventful and short one. Night of 100 Frights pays tribute to the original cartoon in some cute ways, even including the canned laughter, but sadly is mostly cookie-cutter level design.
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Asha Country must be contained
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Got cool stuff at Goblin Market today including a Paprika bootleg lmao
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saw that Lindsay Ellis cruise video
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Haibooru
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh and straight ports from older consoles like RE 2 and 3 will also not be included. Or at the very least, I will not be ranking them. Maybe I'll play them anyway for the fun of the thread.
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Mario Gamecube
ALT: Mario Gamecube
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh absolutely, I'm honestly considering including that one at least
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Update: I realized there are a few games I want to exclude from this challenge. -Most Compilations / Collections, because they don't represent the GameCube itself -Harry Potter, because nah -A couple of "non-games" like Pokémon Box
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Hobbit It's neat to see depictions of Tolkien's work not inspired by Peter Jackson's, and I appreciate a return to Middle Earth. Unfortunately, The Hobbit is cruel, requiring erratic save-scumming to work around it's clumsy combat, and game sequences that begin with little preamble or warning.
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nicktoons Unite One of my first re-visits for this challenge, a childhood game of mine. And sadly, even as a kid, I hated this. Brings you into the worlds of these 4 cartoons with little fanfare. If friendslop was a bad thing, and the term existed in this era, it would be for this type of game.
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pat Labor sounds less like an anime and more like my congressman
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Super Mario Sunshine Perhaps the jankest Mario, but also one of the most fun. I can't think of any games that use water quite like this has, even in 2026. It uses them effectively, writing a whole game around them. Those nerve-wracking FLUDDless levels just take things a little too far, though.
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You should see this beautiful moment when they played On Melancholy Hill and everyone sang the sonar bit youtu.be/iObrBW1-cls (4 mins in)
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On Melancholy Hill by Gorillaz live in Orlando — September 17, 2026
YouTube video by Bobby Franz
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Andromeda by Gorillaz, specifically the extended "DRAM Special" version youtu.be/zD6PveAO6l0
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's name was "Alan" and had a huge button that said "Algorithmic Atrophy" and uh yeah
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 20/09/2026
Damon Albarn beginning the Gorillaz US tour by holding up the Palestinian flag and talking about how you should never be neutral is really nice to see but also really funny that he did this with a giant muppet right behind him
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Freaky Flyers Like Black and Bruised, this has some edgy stereotype humor that is raunchy and mean-spirited just for the sake of being so. I appreciated how some levels were based on objectives other than racing, and the amount of animated cutscenes. But ultimately a confusing, unbalanced racer.
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why cant every Switch 2 remake look like the Mario RPG remake tho
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I just need other cons to step their game up so I can stop flying to DC for this, or a Mag South needs to happen. Every other con is inferior for my tastes. That would be one way for more tickets to be available lol.
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Caught up in the conflict between my brain and my tail
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
GORILLAZ TONIGHT!!!! LITTLE SIMZ FUCKING RULES!!!
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
007 Agent Under Fire More of a proof of concept James Bond game. Extremely basic and generic premise, with the usual 007 cards played straight away. Spy gadgets, ladies, car chases, and immediate mission failures. It runs nice, but there's not much to write to mum about.
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeah, basically trying to remove any possibility for things to go wrong when you have an expensive video game with a lot of moving parts
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Super Bubble Pop The main selling point of this puzzle game on PC was being able to plug in your own soundtrack. While you lose that here, you do get a eurobeat Y2K experience that I am not complaining about. It's not groundbreaking, but if I grabbed this in a bargain bin, I would have an okay time
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It is true that it's a nice way of knowing for sure a player has finished a certain section, and perhaps adding narrative tension. And then it became a loading time thing for a bit. I just got so sick of "boost me up" in The Last of Us and felt so hopeless for AAA Level Design lol
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I remember asking devs at Naughty Dog about the prevalence of hallways and shimmying-across-a-thin-path gameplay in modern games, simply asking if it started as a loading time consideration. Originally, it was moreso about "gating", like clearly separating combat sections from set pieces.
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SULLY - PolyPaint out now! 🎨 @artofsully.com · 15/09/2026
N64 and PSX artists rejoice - my vertex/normal painter tool POLYPAINT is now (finally) live on the Unity Asset Store!! 🎊 Grab it 30% off for the launch week - I can't wait to see what you all do with it! assetstore.unity.com/packages/slu...
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Madden 2002 / 2003 / 2004 If you bought these on Gamecube back in the day, you couldn't play online. But at least it has GBA Link cable support? Yeahhh I got nothing to say about these sorry I still have 17 more football games to play after this
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Firethorn @firethorn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
HYPE
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