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@firesfletcher.bsky.social
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Noivern, 18+ probably, 21 y/o Expect a shit ton of posting about video games like GBF, Xeno, Pokemon, and FFXIV They/Them, EN/FR I do art a lot but you gotta DM for the account @scorchinsharp on twitter @hessianlobo.bsky.social ❤️

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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 7h
Dude unironically the more you play Fortune's Weave, the more you fall in love with this world. I need a game where we kill Sothis so fucking badly.
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 8h
Fortuna gave all of the pregnancy fetish art to Eshmel </3
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Jay 🔞 @jael-dub.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
the concept of dante being dagda's first rpf author ledabert / #fefw #FE万紫千紅
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 19h
I will say, Part 2 is a mostly well balanced part on Hard mode and Part 3 feels harder, at least right now. I can kinda see why there's no Maddening mode.
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 19h
They gave us FE4 substitutes but also they can't die or it's game over (if you're doing a solo run) it's hilarious
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 19h
Kami telling me a part of the game felt like filler only for it to come back repeatedly
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 23h
Troy and Hong Hua are ultra bench lords though. I've done like one battle with them and they just kept dying. They're the epitome of FE4 replacement units.
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 23h
Lrt I hate that character but I will forever support the funnies
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BellaBnuuy🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @bellabnuuy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
strongest fascist art criticism ragebait in history vs strongest fascist art criticism ragebait of today
famous urinal with mild graffiti on itbridget guilt e. gear
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 23h
An angel lost its wings and handed them over to another... this says a lot about society
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nuzzuo is awesome, he's just set up to look like the biggest loser in Dagda
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
// Fortune's Weave spoilers Klapka is hilarious bro most obvious playable character who is just a glup shitto. Dude's just there for you to pad your army out if you get genuinely fucked in a game of 60 units I'm betting.
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why has Ultand not joined me yet I'm on chapter 5 why is she a core unit and yet she hasn't done anything lmao
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🪤 @bioodshower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
golbez tail
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it is genuinely so fucking funny that every other playable character is varying shades of murderously insane and capricious while cai spends the entire game like this
Good things are good.
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
8 panel #furryhatersigma comic

kid says to man "hey fred, gimme a remake of a 90s classic with extra skill trees" to which fred says: "sir" before being interrupted by the kid then saying: "and hold the tank controls." fred then continues saying: "this is a pizza shop." the kid apologizes and states: "sorry for that but anyways let me get a pepperoni pie." fred then talks to someone else and says: "alright, one pepperoni pie for this gentleman right here." to which the chef then says: "coming right up!"
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I keep discovering things in Fortune's Weave that I've missed. This game is the second coming of Thracia 776
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Line @linesonwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something deep inside me told me I should draw Donkey Kong today.
A four panel comic titled "Hours, Bananas, Doors."
Donkey Kong awakens staring at himself in a mirror, then stares down at his hand as he notices a strange watch on his wrist.
Staring at his wrist, the watch turns out to be one of the numbered bracelets from 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors from the Zero Escape series. It's Junpei's bracelet. For some reason.
Peach then asks a confused Donkey Kong, "Donkey Kong? Have you ever heard of the Parallel Banana Theory?"
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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은단껌 @silvercandygum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#FireEmblem
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People who hate the ending of V3 unironically say that it devalues the other games and means they were always meant to be fictional and nothing that happened in it was real. Which is really funny when it really was just Digimon Tamers.
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I forgot to tell them that we were going on one for the past month
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TT | Kami @hessianlobo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
talking with noivern and they mentioned they were going on a cruise this year and i said "oh you must be so sad you wont be able to talk with me" and all they said was "can you log into granblue for me when i cant" im gonna throw them overboard
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There is an internet-wide psyop to try to get me to buy a squishable toy shaped like a stick of butter
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Tobey @ commissions open! @t0bey-art.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
been giggling abt sirocco all night
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bluesky posts about FW: I am very fond of this Mu Twitter posts about FW: Sirocco is a misogynist and Leda is a pedophile
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The way in which people are arguing over whether or not Sirocco is a good person as if him sleeping with consenting women who know they're only having a one night stand is a bad thing
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I do kinda want to go back and farm supports but also not really... I mean I'm on chapter 9 of Theodora's route and have recruited everyone I need so I could just do that for now
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think it shows how good FW is that my least favorite chapter so far is only my least favorite because you can LTC it super quickly lmao
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The way they named the amnesiac character Fianna in Fortune's Weave really cemented this game as a real love letter to everything in Fire Emblem. Dude they named her after the village that Eyvel, one of THE amnesiacs in FE, guarded. That's legitimately so fucking cool.
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gray @graysheartart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
buccar fire emblem
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gray @graysheartart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the guzzler
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lowkey just stopped reading the dialogue during the Alexandra fight on the third time I played it lmao
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People are finally discovering teen titans go see space jam
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Theodora's crew is so fucking bad growths wise???? Why are they just a ton of 30s everywhere? Why does the lord have like four stats with 30s
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TT | Kami @hessianlobo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finally Caved in and got myself a sona! Despite everything people would expect, im a bird now, I'll be using it more often generally now, so please say nice things about my boy. or else Art by @elfeincaine.bsky.social
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@dril

guy gets hit in the Nuts. it makes a gong sound and he starts doing an asain accent for some reason. Cant do that joke anymore, its too good
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Leda's route ends in such a beautiful way. The complexity of emotions and the way it ends is genuinely one of the best in the series. I fucking love how it resolves her emotions in such a satisfying and unsatisfying way
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am not playing chapters 4 and 5 four times
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Brentalfloss made a video on this that we were all listening to in 2015 bro
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Spooxie 👻😱 @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Love the blatant hypocrisy between "Kirby already has a racing game and a Switch 2 Edition of the last mainline Switch game, we don't need a new 3D Kirby" and "Mario has only gotten a racing game and a Switch 2 Edition of the last mainline Switch game, where's the new 3D Mario???"
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
when you're doing well in ranked and the polycule with 3 routers and 20 ping gigabit internet joins the lobby
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Spongebob & Patrick Scared by Lasso
Alt: spongebob and patrick running from sandy; patrick is lassoed into the background and explodes in a mushroom cloud
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Culvers in walking distance #thinking
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As someone who has read countless Pulitzer Prize winning journalistic articles, studied them, and met the writers behind them, I guarantee you that the lesbian bar story should be nominated AND that this story is so outrageous that it finally has people understanding good journalistic skill
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Legitimately I'm gonna have like 100 hours before I do part 3 at this rate. Like I'm 60 hours in and at chapter 9 of Leda's route rn lmao
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mu ended up being one of my better units tbh. Aptitude ended up leaving her with four stats with 60% growth rates lmao
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kami doesn't need to hear this one because he already has it on speed dial
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Yearly Penis Quota Achiever @firesfletcher.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I legitimately have never heard of anyone outside of salaried workers and unionized workplaces getting more than like 6 hours of PTO a year here lmaoooo
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