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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

2024: "We're going after the worst of the worst." 2026: "We're wearing disguises with guns drawn and shooting into cars in densely populated neighborhoods because of missing paperwork."

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Is he admitting that he actually has no marketable skills to keep him in politics if his team isn't winning?

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Ted's a whipped dog who knows to always follow, but never be in his master's line of sight.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Ummm... Who's that in the red dress next to him? She's giving very "1st day in a human body" energy.

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Mars Attacks Alien Woman

ALT: Mars Attacks Alien Woman

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The man had an entire media team, and nation, at his disposal. And he still uses AI slop and poorly formatted fundraising emails.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Is this why Kash Patel removed the beastiality disqualifier?

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I can't even remember watching Poltergeist, but that movie lived rent free in my nightmares for years.

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The Why Files: Poltergeist TV Scene

ALT: The Why Files: Poltergeist TV Scene

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I saw a truck with "Make Trucking Great Again" mud flaps. I wish I could have followed him to the pump to ask how great the diesel prices are.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm starting to think maybe JD didn't consider "America's Hitler" as negative commentary.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yes, Athens, Rome, Jerusalem. All famously lasted forever without any societal collapses.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm really tired of the double standard that women must be perfect guardians of society's morals, while men don't have to have any.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My employer doesn't control which cell phone carrier, plan limits, and cell phone I'm allowed to pick.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026

Jack Smith: "History teaches that the rule of law is rarely destroyed all at once. It's often weakened by attacks on the institutions and the public servants sworn to uphold it. Since January 2025, we have witnessed precisely such an effort."

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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

They're not "not millionaires." They're "temporarily embarrassed millionaires."

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

People aren’t faking their disabilities, they’re faking being well. We know society hates us. We know we will be judged for using assistive devices. Many of us take years to get the courage to lean in to accommodations. Stop judging. Help us build a more inclusive world.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Shitty Photoshop at minimum (shadows on the ground are all wrong). She couldn't even be bothered to take a picture with a few youths at a real location?

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A rare case of Trump being right... As long as you ignore he was talking about another POTUS.

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"Federal law enforcement agents injured and briefly detained an Evanston man, a U.S. citizen, after they mistook him for another man for whom they said they had an arrest warrant, according to the Evanston Police Department." www.chicagotribune.com/2026/09/21/m...

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Man beaten by ICE agents in Evanston in possible case of mistaken identity, per police

The victim, an Evanston resident and U.S. citizen, reported ICE agents injured his head, neck and teeth. He was taken to hospital.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

At this point, I think everyone matches a description of someone Trump's goons claim they have a warrant for. They just haven't decided WHO exactly YOU look like until after they arrest you.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If there are multiple items on a plate, even just a cheeseburger and fries, I MUST eat the "main" food first completely until moving on to the next food in the hierarchy.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Does the plot involve Melania's "personal" detail?

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

As a drone pilot, I just want to know if we're great with China now can we stop the bans on DJI and Autel? I'm sick of Nationalist–Protectionist politicians threatening my program with having to spend more money for inferior drones because "China's evil."

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

They've been practically begging him to do this since Spring 2020.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Apparently I was an illegal alien for most of my adult life because I only used my health insurance for emergencies, not routine health.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The party that claims to be about "Law & Order" and read the Constitution during a House session, fully endorses a POTUS who doesn't want to "waste time" with Due Process and would rather go straight to executions.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's not hot piss this time. This time it's ice cold piss.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Not that LGBTQ+ inclusion is blasphemy, but it's way less blasphemous than any of the "Trump as Savior" crap MAGA Evangelicals put out every day. Or Trump putting his name on The Bible.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

As my dad, an engineer for the F-16 and F-15, and his colleagues used to say. "Trust in Thrust" The STS had a Maximum Thrust of 6.7 million pounds. The SR-71 topped out at 68,000 pounds.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ayn Rand less planted a seed and more took a massive dump that happened to contain a seed. That seed was selfishness as public policy, fertilized by the racism, bigotry, and greed in the crap.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

And each brick can do both jobs at once. Throwing bricks at Fascists builds community as you meet new friends who also hate Fascists. Building a community weakens Fascism.

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I'm Doing My Part! - Serious Soldier Meme

ALT: I'm Doing My Part! - Serious Soldier Meme

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You don't trust the trailers that just showed a bunch of highlights of Tom Cruise from the past 40 years, and nothing about the movie?

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Remember when the Reich Wing darling Madison Cawthorn said Washington politics was full of drugs and orgies? Source: NPR share.google/xwiShV1JWP52...

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Pepperidge Farm Remembers Meme

ALT: Pepperidge Farm Remembers Meme

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I've gotten way more GOP calls, texts, and mailers (Thanks Utah for making my required voter information available to anyone) this midterm than any other election. Utah has been a Safe R state my entire life. Their polling must be bad and they're scared.

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Sarcastic Raccoon: Good, Good Meme

ALT: Sarcastic Raccoon: Good, Good Meme

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We had a blind dog when I was a kid, and we had to be careful not to move furniture too much so she wouldn't hurt herself. One day I remember we moved the couch to vacuum behind it. Coco came running into the room to jump onto the couch, but missed and jumped over the armrest.

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Get Smart: Missed It By That Much

ALT: Get Smart: Missed It By That Much

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Are they called Flock cameras because we are the sheep being watched over?

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

While also not naming that lifestyle after nutmeg, but rather something that has nothing to do with the flavor.

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Fire Marshal Bill @firemarshalbill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Every supposed celebrity "ally" receiving an honorary from the regime.

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