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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 21/09/2026

I rebuilt my website for the first time in like 20 years so it’s actually legible again, you’re welcome slash I’m sorry. fireland.com

fireland.com

Fireland

The internet homepage of writer Josh Fireland, creator of Chokeville, KNIFE FITE, The House of Wigs, et al.

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 17/09/2026

Saw my old band for the first time in years. We had some beers, had some laughs, jammed on a few tunes, drove home dead-eyed in our Honda CR-V hybrids.

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 15/09/2026

how can therapists even stand listening to people’s stupid thoughts and feelings all day ha ha anyway where was i [scrolls thru bluesky]

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 02/09/2026

nobody takes me serious but that’s about to change [grimly takes a shot of nummy appie juice]

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 01/09/2026

ME: when i was a kid we had to grate our own cheese, we couldn’t just buy a bag of shredded cheese YOUTH: i bet it tasted better though ME: it tasted like a pack of marlboros like everything else back then!! YOUTH: well at least you had cool ranch doritos ME: now you’re just mocking me

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 30/08/2026

PSA: Do NOT spend money on the webinar “How to Use Telekinesis to Explode a Head/Body” it is a SCAM I have only been able to pop half a bag of microwave popcorn (on accident) meanwhile my neighbor Chet is still intact as he escorts my wife to yet another free meal at Texas Roadhouse

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 27/08/2026

I went to college in Los Angeles in 1991. You were required by law to have a copy of Blood Sugar Sex Magik. Nobody wanted it, it was just something that happened to you.

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 25/08/2026

back in the day this plus a half bottle of bartles would give your paramour the nasty tingles

The book JUGGLING FOR THE COMPLETE KLUTZ (80s edition) and its accompanying net filled with three beanbag cubes.

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 24/08/2026

They’re making a biopic of your life, what song do they use in the trailer? I’ll go first: slow, somber cover of Yakety Sax.

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 21/08/2026

WAITER: how’s your meatball sub ME: well the AI picture in the menu looks like the fetid writhing undercarriage of Gor-Ga-Thys, Thousand-Eyed Penetrator of the Infinite, but this just looks like three damp brown spheres in a chunky crimson paste WAITER: i’m sorry it’s the wrong kind of horrifying

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 18/08/2026

SAMWISE: It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo! The ones that really mattered! ME: Yeah like the ones I wrote! SAMWISE: I’m not talking about your gross creepy Amelie fanfic ME: It matters to me :(

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 17/08/2026

ME IN THE 90s: i will never sell out EVER ME TODAY: Just to confirm, if I get this Dr Pepper tattoo on my neck, I’ll get half off my next purchase of ANY product from the Keurig Dr Pepper Incorporated family of brands?

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 12/08/2026

If the drama of a scene hinges on which character has the gun* then I think you should maybe think of something else *bazookas excepted

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 12/08/2026

guys check out my FREE app that uses AI to generate ska punk songs to relax/study to!! $4.99 in-app purchase if you want it to not do that

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 10/08/2026

I love how 90s alt rock videos looked like this, keeping things in focus or pointing the camera at something interesting was seen as “selling out”

Screenshot of the video for REM’s What’s the Frequency Kenneth

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 07/08/2026

I’m always impressed when musicians become actors and are pretty good at not looking at the camera. Musicians mostly have to look at the camera! It must tough to unlearn those old habits.

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 07/08/2026

OCEAN’S MINUS ONE (2026): Debbie Ocean (Margot Robbie) is pregnant with Danny (a de-aged George Clooney) who masterminds an elaborate plan to escape her womb with the help of an unscrupulous doctor (a never-better Dave Franco) and CGI Bernie Mac. Already removed from Netflix.

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 05/08/2026

ME: let go of the past, dear friends, there is only here, now, this present moment in which nothi— MY BROTHER: remember when you pronounced Ferris Bueller “Ferris Bweller” lol what an idiot

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 04/08/2026

PSA: Chris Onstad is still doing Achewood, putting out a frankly ridiculous amount of new stuff every week, and it’s beautiful as ever. www.achewood.com

ROAST BEEF: They let you give at a sperm bank Lyle ? // LYLE: Not every woman wants a good baby.

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 04/08/2026

people always ask why i’m so beloved and it’s because i’ve never shared one single genuine opinion on anything ever

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 03/08/2026

[shoves bra into bottle of tito’s, lights it on fire] son this is what they call a gentleman’s molotov [yeets it at cybertruck]

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 31/07/2026

ads should probably change “ask your doctor” to the more plausible “ask a doctor” or maybe “ask a shitty chatbot that scraped transcripts of The Pitt”

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 30/07/2026

I wasn’t allowed to talk about this until now but I wrote a script for a horror movie called THE MONSTER IS A METAPHOR, here’s a sneak peek

BRYNLEE: What the fuck?! • BRAB: Seriously?? • HARNEY: FUCK • GABBLE: No no no no no • DORI$: No seriously what the fuck!!

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 29/07/2026

ME: we never talk anymore BOBA FETT: ME: you never ask me how i’m feeling BOBA FETT: ME: please bob, it’s me, open up BOBA FETT: do not call me bob

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 29/07/2026

I had that blue guy when I was a kid. I don’t know where he came from, maybe I swiped him from someone at school. I didn’t know what his deal was. I think he was missing a foot. He gave me the creeps. But back then you worked with what you had.

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 28/07/2026

ME: my wish is a big budget movie starring Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi, John Candy, Ned Beatty, Christopher Lee, Toshiro Mifune, Robert Stack, Nancy Allen, Patti LuPone, Slim Pickens, Joe Flaherty, Michael McKean, Mickey Rourke, James Caan, Penny Marshall, and many more ONE WISH WILLOW: okayyyyyy

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 24/07/2026

i’ve never been comfortable calling myself a Content Creator……until now

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 23/07/2026

BREAKING: The elaborate set built in Malta for Robert Altman’s deeply weird Popeye movie was turned into a theme park that still exists today.

Popeye Village, a theme park in Mellieħa, Malta.

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 20/07/2026

PLEASE back my yakstarter so i can purchase 1 yak. ROI will be bonkers: a picture of me braiding yak’s fur, a podcast of me talking to yak about my problems, a coffee mug (not yak themed), platinum tier patrons will be visited by yak late at night when yak is hungry

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 18/07/2026

I guess enough time has gone by that I can finally admit I used Claude to design my website in 1999 😔

My homepage from 1999 that is vaguely Claude-ish in its color scheme and layout, I dunno, it’s a reach but whatever this content is freeeee

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 16/07/2026

When I was a kid my family had a cookbook from the 60s with nice illustrations by a guy named Andrew Warhol

Nice clean pie crust illustrations by Andy Warhol from Amy Vanderbilt’s Complete Cookbook

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 15/07/2026

I think this might be AI. That kid’s hand looks weird.

The cover of Aphex Twin’s Come to Daddy EP.

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 14/07/2026

I’m so excited to begin the next chapter of my life journey! It’s called “Chapter XXIV, in which our Hero does nothing of Merit. — Slackjaw’d scrolling. — A panoply of lukewarm Taquitos. — A pirate movie, rewatched. — Revelations in the Lavatory! — A Nap, at last, to briefly silence the Terrors.”

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Naschy's Toupée @naschystoupee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Sunday! Sunday Sunday!!

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 10/07/2026

really firing on all cylinder today

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 06/07/2026

this is the only good internet account

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 05/07/2026

KEEP HONKING I’m listening to DJ Shadow’s 1996 masterpiece Endtroducing and my own desperate brain-howls as I try to unremember the awful things I’ve done in the past

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 01/07/2026

Went to the gas station and while I paid five dollars a gallon they played “Fade Into You” by Mazzy Star and I can’t even begin to describe the complex tapestry of feelings I experienced in that moment

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 23/06/2026

I haven’t seen Project Hail Mary but I HAVE seen every single frame as an animated gif so I guess I have seen Project Hail Mary

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 22/06/2026

hmm i don’t really have anything meaningful to add to this person’s post but i still want to type words on it……oh wait i’ve got just the thing HOLY SHIT

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 17/06/2026

if you come back from a vacation and don’t describe it as “amazing” then i know you got diarrhea

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 15/06/2026

they keep making more Skarsgårds, there must be some old Saab factory that cranks out a new one every year

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 13/06/2026

happy 20th birthday to my toyota corolla, i will keep driving it forever, we were not meant to have an ipad on our dashboards

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 12/06/2026

Are you a writer looking to grow your readership? You can now purchase ad space in my very successful novel CHOKEVILLE. Ex: “Batya took a break from beating up thugs to read her favorite book DRACULA SPANKER, available wherever you buy vampire porns.”

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Josh Fireland @fireland.com · 06/06/2026

a selfie stick so long the camera can no longer Perceive me

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