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Finsox

@finsox.bsky.social
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I’m that one guy. With the hair? And the foot? You know the one. My posts can be shared without the expressed written consent of the Commissioner of Major League Baseball.

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 04/10/2026
It's only the first round but I can't believe Brazil did everything right going after Jair Bolsanaro over his attempted coup only to be on the verge of electing his corrupt dipshit son.
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In 2006, twelve percent of Americans believed that life on earth has evolved through a natural process, without the interference of a deity. Today that number is about one-third. We live in the midst of a bizarre race between the AI-caused end of humanity and the end of Christianity.
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No person can have more than two of these qualities: good, informed, Republican. You can have zero, one, or two, but not three.
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The winless Patriots, who are so inept that their opponents have primarily used their backup quarterbacks against them so far this season, have more losses than the rest of the league *combined*.
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Eric Holder @ericholder.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
25th
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
THE RED SOX 15 IN A ROW TIED WITH 1946 FOR THE LONGEST WIN STREAK IN FRANCHISE HISTORY
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Percentage of American adults who can read at a sixth grade level: 46
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Percentage of American adults who, in 2022: read a book: 41 placed a bet: 57
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Every now and then I fall apart. RIP Bonnie Tyler.
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"Round of 16" is Portuguese for "Early exit".
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cape Verde defeats Argentina via a 2-3 loss in extra time
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Christian Christensen @chrchristensen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Absolutely insane that Cape Verde — a country of 500,000 — played Spain, Uruguay and Argentina…and lost to none of them in regulation. Easily one of the greatest performances in World Cup history.
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First Touch @firsttouch.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
You can't help but feel for Cape Verde🇨🇻 Vozinha delivered one of the greatest goalkeeping performances in World Cup history, making eight saves, including a stunning stop from Lionel Messi's free kick, to keep his country dreaming🧤🔥
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"Cape Verde, thank you, on behalf of the world."
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Am I the only one who thinks that homes coming with grass lawns is the stupidest thing imaginable, especially in most climates these days? "Congrats on the purchase of your new home. Here's 40 billion individual plants you MUST maintain that grow out of control and die if you look at them funny."
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
"Forgive yourself for not knowing earlier what only time could teach." --Keanu Reeves
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Teams who have clinched the Round of 16 by area: Americas: 3 Rest of world: 0
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Mexico currently has more points in the World Cup than the other 47 nations *combined*.
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Everyone remember when Demi Lovato was asked what her favorite dish was, and she said "a mug", which is both not what the interviewer meant, but also not typically considered a type of dish in ordinary English usage? Okay, bye.
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
If billionaires were murdered by firearms in the US at the same rate that school-aged children in the US are, then the US billionaire population would be extinct in about 16–17 months.
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Do you guys have any idea how hard it is to wake up every day hoping that it's finally the day when someone decides to reboot the "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego" kids' game show but it never is?
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 07/05/2026
Educating New Yorkers is a powerful and urgent assignment that New York City's teachers tackle with joy.    This week and every week, New York City's teachers deserve our gratitude.    Happy Teacher Appreciation Week.
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
25th. Now.
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The Artemis II crew has officially become the farthest-from-earth humans since 1974.
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Bruce Wilson @brucewilson.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
National high speed rail would be so amazing, but we have to spend the money bombing Iran, setting the Middle East on fire, and tanking the global economy. Because national security terrorism Jesus something something.
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
People keep saying “oh so you want OPEN BORDERS” as some kind of gotcha and like. Yeah. When I was a kid you could just drive into Canada. On accident, even. It was great, and I think we should do that instead of kidnapping children. Normalize being normal instead of being kidnapping weirdos
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Congratulations to the United States for being one annexation away from having won the World Baseball Classic 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
If I ever write a doctoral thesis, I want it to detail why "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?" was the greatest television program of all time
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Please note that OpenAI's deal with the Department of War is identically, with no alterations, the plot of "Nineteen Eighty-Four".
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Amy Earhart @aearhart.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I actually think Talarico needs to join a lawsuit with Crockett . Unity is the only way forward. If he wins but loses Black Texas voters, then he loses the general.
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Fun reminder that the power of the United States to declare war lies solely with the Congress and no one else.
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Democrats @democrats.org · 25/02/2026
Worst president in American history.
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
@stephenking.bsky.social I was inspired by "On Writing" to write my first 1,000-word short story ever. I don't want to sell it and am not looking for a critique. If you would like to read something short and amateur, inspired by that memoir, 26 years later, let me know.
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Kaveh Taherian - NYCC - H26 @kavehtaherian.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Catherine O’Hara was the Catherine O’Hara of comedy
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 24/01/2026
I can't believe "asking Donald Trump to stop" is still the strategy
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I support ICE. Provided that it stands for "Impeach, Convict, Exile."
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
A smiling Cignetti reminds me of when they told Al Gore to try to fake emotion on the campaign trail.
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I'm glad Oregon remembered they are the green and gold team.
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I'm so old I remember when Indiana was a *basketball* school.
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
"What if oatmeal, but it was awkwardly ice-cold and took 12 hours to prepare?" -The inventor of overnight oats, probably
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Inter Miami wins the MLS Cup Hurricanes IN Dolphins up 2 TDs five minutes into the game IS THIS HEAVEN?
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I wish I had the maturity to stop giggling at the fact that Delaware's QB is named Minicucci.
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Walmart's new slogan is "Who Knew?", which is interesting considering every lower class and lower-middle class person in America is acutely aware of what is sold at Walmart, and for what price. So I guess the answer is "Everyone. Everyone knew."
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I feel like I'm going to enjoy saying the word "pneumococcal" a lot less if I ever learn what it means.
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
How appropriate is it that Bob Barker lived to be really close to 100, without going over
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
It’s fun to think that maybe Chivas and Charlotte are in a penalty shootout right now to determine the correct pronunciation of the “ch” sound.
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 14/07/2025
America is Losing Its Soul in Brown-Skinned Screams and White-Skinned Silence. “The greatest, most grievous failure of America in this moment isn’t legislative but moral. The soul of this place is dying in screams and silences.” [johnpavlovitz.substack.com]
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America is Losing Its Soul in Brown-Skinned Screams and White-Skinned Silence
America is dying.
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Finsox @finsox.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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