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sniff @finnjaminn.bsky.social · 51m
welp.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 4h
How THE FUCK is it only Tuesday????
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sniff @finnjaminn.bsky.social · 11h
the men in the group chat want to have a friendsgiving the weekend before the holiday. i want to ask, “are you hosting and organizing this, or did you throw out the idea for one of the women to take over and do it?” pretty sure i know the answer.
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Earn @nregib.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If this was from a movie that came out in 2016 set in future Trump’s America people would’ve called it alarmist and laughed but now it’s just life
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
a competitive texas is like a vicksburg level defeat for the GOP
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sniff @finnjaminn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i did (do) not know how to spell pivotal. pivital was my first guess. 😅
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sniff @finnjaminn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
omg. how did chris lose that? justin is such a little baby. so disappointing.
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sniff @finnjaminn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my fantasy team is at -4 points right now. what the fuck is this even?! there's a reason why my team name is "john travolta is lost meme"
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Rainesford Stauffer @rainesford.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Imagine the average worker in almost any job being able to skip a task they didn't want to do by simply going on vacation and still collecting a salary while they do so.
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sniff @finnjaminn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it's not all wins today. i started a job application, and when i hit, "save for later," i got an error message. "job no longer available." you see, earlier in the day, i noticed the "knowledge, skills, and abilities," listed were ones i did not have. they didn't match the job description either!
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sniff @finnjaminn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
couldn't find the 47.5 pounders, so i tried my hand (my butt??) at 100 pound dumbbell deadlifts. well well well. your girl has a three-digit lift now.
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sniff @finnjaminn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
there were SO MANY brand new pickleball players this week that it was kinda boring most of the time. except my penultimate game which was with three *good* players that i enjoy playing with. at one point i actually yelled, THIS GAME IS SO GOOD!!! anyway, my heart rate tells the story.
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sniff @finnjaminn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
terribly annoying that i missed the end of that game because i was driving home from a party that was thirty (THIRTY) minutes from my home.
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scwiba @scwiba.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This man won his primary by 30 points.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/09/2026
Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit
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sniff @finnjaminn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the worst part of the pit isn’t the standing. it’s the oily man smell. you can’t escape it.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Every time I don't care for a white man’s favorite movie on the internet, y'all lose your mind. I believe it powers me, grows my edges, reverses epigenetic weathering.
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She Ra Sword - I Have The Power!
ALT: She Ra Sword - I Have The Power!
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you are still sending me work emails at 7 PM Friday before a holiday, I really hope you get your meds right.
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sniff @finnjaminn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
anyway, fedex dropped a box at the door that had drawings of a dog and a cat on the outside, and my heart stopped. what the fuck could that be? it was the neighbor's package. he came back, took the offending box, and dropped off the box that actually belonged to me.
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sniff @finnjaminn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
something weird is going on with one of our bigger vendors, and our account manager wasn't responding to my emails or answering the phone. so i called the basic 800 number to ask my question. i am not an authorized contact on our account. so i asked to speak to a manager.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i love that this has had literally no impact on my day lol
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sniff @finnjaminn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
how am i doing... well, i'm watching the final four minutes of the six feet under finale more than once. i think that's fine?
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My position on this is I have done enough. If my ice water is the crucible of our demise, then so be it. It was a good run.
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sniff @finnjaminn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
chewy offers the option to memorialize your pet's profile when you tell them the pet died. capitalism still sucks, but i appreciate the gesture.
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sniff @finnjaminn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i was subjected to a terrible jolene last night. me? i sang some radiohead because i'm a sad boi.
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sniff @finnjaminn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
trying to lose weight? might i recommend the “fret about your cat until it’s clear it’s her time to go and now you’re grieving” diet. i forgot how much grieving suuuuuuucks.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Of course I was cooking grits when I found out about Dolly.
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sniff @finnjaminn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
evidently “heifer” is a word i use now.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
So a masculinist understanding of notetaking would think a transcription app is the same as taking notes. That’s why they think an AI transcript is a time-saver. They think the notes are the thinking because when a human takes the notes, it is.
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sniff @finnjaminn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
we all know he ain’t even 5’6”. no one gives themselves and extra inch “on a good day.” what a piece of shit.
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sniff @finnjaminn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the bar is in kg, but the plates are in pounds…whyyyyyyyyyy
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sniff @finnjaminn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
can’t even enjoy lewis hamilton’s insta posts anymore. ugh.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Because, honestly, I kind of want to fight.
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sniff @finnjaminn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
did i bring a heating pad to comfort the cat during her vet appointment? fuck yes i did, and they said she was a perfect angel. there was a dog with the same name with an appointment after ours. it caused some confusion.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“Waa waa what about restorative justice and building the man you want and being anti-carceral and also calling community in instead of out?” You are a human being, not a social justice organization. Let community rehab him while you focus on your cuticles.
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sniff @finnjaminn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
someone emailed me twice today about purchase order errors made by a member of my staff in the last few weeks while [checks notes] her mom was fucking dying. i am ready to fight this piece of shit. remember, i can fight, and i *want* to.
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sniff @finnjaminn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
did you also throw up in your mouth when reading this?
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sniff @finnjaminn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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sniff @finnjaminn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
he wasn’t smiling in any of his profile pics.
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anniempeterson.bsky.social @anniempeterson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A note on Royce White, the former NBA player who says he's entering the WNBA draft, a judge ruled he abused his wife and teenage son in an April court order and determined he could not have contact with either of them for 50 years. Great way to "protect women's sports" transphobes.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
May I never be too erudite to snort laugh at absurdity
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sniff @finnjaminn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
two members of my staff complimented me today, so can't nobody tell me NOTHIN'.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
there is a clear pattern of incest themes in conservative coded popular media right now and I really want adults to not be weird about saying so
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
“If this was true, I would be in jail” is not a real profession of innocence; it is a brag about how strenuously the state protects the male right of private sphere violence against women and children.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
There’s also something to how women are socialized to be suspicious of flattery — it’s how we transfer responsibility for men’s desire onto women’s bodies; we are taught to defend against that in service to our “innocence” or whatever — whereas men accept flattery as their due. Perfect marks.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
*runs into the room* I’VE GOT A NEW SHOW TO RECOMMEND! It’s called “Ride or Die” and it’s on Amazon Prime. Octavia Spencer plays a politician’s wife. Her best friend is Hannah Waddingham who, she soon learns, is an assassin. I’ve five episodes in and OBSESSED.
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sniff @finnjaminn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i actually gave it 14 minutes and left without cake. 😢
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Look, when the world ends, just give me some fentanyl and call it a damn day. I’m not trying to stick around for cannibalism phase.
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sniff @finnjaminn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
ooh la la, i have a ticket to the olympics in 2028.
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sniff @finnjaminn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
omg schmidt's obsession with kanye on new girl did not age well.
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