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@finnivan.bsky.social
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Thinking about clinking the links in scam texts just to feel something
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I know everyone clowns on Mr. Boone but if I could do a backflip I’d probably be even more insufferable about it than he is.
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
“But who will pay for it” has never been a solid argument for rejecting positive change no matter how many times people spout it. Our government spends trillions upon trillions with no regard for our debt. They clearly don’t have a spending issue
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
People love to say “correct me if I’m wrong” and then get mad when you correct them because they’re wrong.
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
cambodian spotted ✌️
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I also think most people now think plastics leeching endocrine disruptors (like BPA) into food is the same as “microplastics” and I’m not sure that’s a fixable problem.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
We don’t currently know whether microplastics have an important impact on health and that is very worthy of investigation but, I have to say, this the current discourse has many hallmarks of a health panic and I am not currently worrying about it.
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I’m tired of people acting like the g in lasagna is silent. Pronounce it without the g. Go ahead. Say Lasana out loud and tell me the g is silent. Fools.
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Yall aren’t walking enough. Bring walking back. I just got up at 6:00 AM and walked 20 min to go get a coffee and I feel on top of the world. TLDR: bring back journeys
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
“Bring back bullying” used to be a joke but now that we have nazi’s posting on main it doesn’t sound all that bad.
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
At least in the 20’s 30’s 40’s 50’s 60’s 70’s 80’s 90’s 00’s and 2010’s the government had the heart to lie to us about the evil shit they were doing
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
The worst part about America sucking so much ass is watching people fall head over heels for Chinese propaganda and calling it “unity”
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
The conservative approach to the leaky faucet that is American government was to throw a grenade at the sink and then blame Obama
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Call me melatonin the way Mf’ers sleep on me
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Sitting on the toilet thinking of new things to complain about on the internet. Truly a blacksmith at his anvil.
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I just got asked what I was thinking about because I looked “locked in” and it was how to make a bluesky post using googoo gaga
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Whatever speed I’m driving is the right speed and if you are going faster or slower you are a danger to society
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Mf’ers will say they’re “on a diet”whole time they just had a poor harvest
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Nobody you know takes walks like I do. I got out of an 8am exam and instead of taking a bus home I went on a 3 mile walk because I was up anyways.
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Conversations around DEI enrage me because most of them are inherently in bad faith using the maggot definition of DEI, where as if you apply what DEI is to arguments they make, it’s even stupider than it already sounds.
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Never forget that Shockwave (the transformer) once literally put a bunch of whales in a blender
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Haters will see you enjoying a nice hot bath and say “this mf thinks he’s a soup”
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Never forget that Moses is canon in the beyblade universe and that he also canonically split the Red Sea with a beyblade
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Shoutout Andrewsarchus. Best mammal OAT.
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Daylight savings exists because a dude wanted more daylight to catch bugs btw
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
The powerpuff girls breaking INTO jail to beat mojo jojo’s ass for no reason is a level of hating even Kendrick Lamar is envious of.
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Douglas Spink has the most interesting Wikipedia page ever
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Find you someone as loyal to you as Hop is to that damn Dubwool
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Spin on the opps and eradicate their entire quadrant. I’m going Galaga in this bitch.
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
No that wasn’t a stutter, I simply blessed you with the remix of what I originally intended to say. Be grateful.
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
People be like “I come from a town where everything is earned” and it is literally the most federally subsidized place in America
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Bellossom looks like a cute pokemon until it puts you to sleep, sets up three quiver dances, and starts spamming giga drain and moonblast
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Call me space invader the way I invade this space (the bathroom)
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Cooper Dejean had more yards and touchdowns than Travis Kelce. Dejean plays defense.
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Communism is when no funko pop
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Kelce embarrassing himself in front of Trump after glazing him might be the best part of Super Bowl Sunday
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Way to fight the allegations nfl. Get Mahomes’ cock out of your mouth and let the game play itself.
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
If America saw what America is doing to Americans, they’d invade America to liberate the Americans from the American Regime.
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poe @almost-poe.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I am here to do two things, PeePee and PooPoo. and I am all out of PeePee
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Just once I need to “bust a case wide open” with some incredibly circumstantial evidence that ends up proving me right. I think that would heal something in me.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
If they wanted to take over the country, they only had to wait like three weeks until every technocratic nerd was unreachably distracted. They fundamentally do not understand us, and that is why they will lose.
Civ 7 comes out on February 11th 2025.
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Elon Musk remembers Apartheid fondly btw. In fact he misses it and would LOVE to reintroduce it “somewhere” new.
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Houndoom deserves to learn Dark Pulse on level up instead of by TM.
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CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I am formally announcing that I will become Daddy Trudeau’s Kitten if he invades the US to save us.
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
You’re in her dm’s, I’m eating leftover Chinese food in bed. We are not the same.
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Shoutout to information boards with hats
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CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Just lost my job. Replaced by a machine. Fuck you, bidets.
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finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I saw a squirrel that had been run over by a car:(. Perhaps DEI is to blame?
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