Reposted by CaptainTr00Alyillustrate @alyillustrate.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Two new Spunk emotes for @captaintr00.bsky.social ! 💚 ❇️ 💚 They are such a hilarious set, I love them both so much LOL 051
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Hate when I’m straight jorkin it and the person at the deli counter calls security 000
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 10/03/2025No one will care about this but Mr. McFeely of Speedy Delivery Service was the wizard supreme of our timeline. 010
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Goat yoga is for submissives that like being dominated by domesticated wildlife 030
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Nordstrom Rack really missing the opportunity to have “Nice Rack” as their slogan 010
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Watching Nosferatu and I guess he doesn’t even say Bounce On It Crazy Style????????? 021
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Love Is Blind Dave is probably the biggest loser in all of the show history and there are some mfs on this shit. 060
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 28/02/2025If they don’t make shrek look like shrek before this film releases, they will single-handedly bring Mayan mass sacrifices back in style. 010
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 22/02/2025It’s hard to believe ppl like RFK Jr, Trump, and Elon are even real. Everything feels so surreal - when will sanity be a thing again 020
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 19/02/2025The United States needs foreign intervention and help. We are watching in real time our safeguards, way of life, and structure be dismantled every day. 051
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Me watching S2E4 of Severance: IRV IS MY MF GOAT RAHHHH 020
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 18/02/2025There’s been more plane related accidents this year than it seems there has been in a long time. 24 years to be exact, if I had to put a number on it. 110
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 17/02/2025With our luck, science will probably successfully create a portal to block the incoming asteroid only for it be transported to some alien planet, devastate them, and they retaliate 😍 020
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Actively producing my final shit of my 30th birthday. Bittersweet! 040
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 13/02/2025I’m looking for other independent musicians/artists on BlueSky 👀 What are we cooking up this year? 130
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 13/02/2025The NRA been awfully quiet ever since the dictatorship took power - weird, thought that was their whole schtick 040
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 12/02/2025I need an AI version of Nandor singing the verse of Rain by Sleep Token. 020
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 11/02/2025henlo m name britmay mehomes pls me hoosbin patricia is in jail need 500 vbucks release him 010
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Hope it was an honor to absolutely fall flat on their dumb faces in front of Trump at the Super Bowl. GG Patricia Hormones & Trinity Kelsey 020
Reposted by CaptainTr00Marvel Rivals @marvel-rivals.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Hey Rivals, The first half of Season 1 is reaching its end with the second half set to kick off on February 21, 2025! Get ready to welcome two new Super Heroes to Marvel Rivals-The Thing and Human Torch. Check out the details here >> marvelrivals.com/devdiaries/202... 2842340
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 09/02/2025I’ve never wanted Bane to make his appearance at a sporting event more than I have today. 030
Reposted by CaptainTr00poe @almost-poe.bsky.social · 09/02/2025 i hate wicked fr (it sucks so much ( totally my opinion)) 271
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Kansas City has the opportunity to do the funniest thing by having Taylor Swift start as QB 140
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Nothing like pushing p (poop) and you crack your back simultaneously. Pure bliss. 010
Reposted by CaptainTr00Bus D. Sinclair 🏳️🌈🏴☠️ @melbeast.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?! 278173201888
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I am formally announcing that I will become Daddy Trudeau’s Kitten if he invades the US to save us. 011
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Just lost my job. Replaced by a machine. Fuck you, bidets. 021
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Went too hard in the paint and now it’s pregnant 😭 021
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Where my underground music lovers at? New tune Feb 14th 👀 Spotify presave: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/... 031
Reposted by CaptainTr00EpicYurianger 🏳️🌈 🀄️ @epicurianger.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Oh by the Twelve...! 😳 I accidentally 🙈 hath sent😳 thou a picture of mine cock and balls 🍆 Prithee... delete it!❌🛑! 'Lest. ..thou desire to look?😏 Haha, I jest..🤣, Delete it.🛑❌..Should thee crave..?😳🙈... Haha nay,❌ Banish it.🛑🛑..'Lest?🙈😳 221032370
Reposted by CaptainTr00Physicians for a Healthy Democracy @physiciandemocracy.medsky.social · 28/01/2025@ocasio-cortez.house.gov 595274527840
Reposted by CaptainTr00finnivan.bsky.social @finnivan.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Will be calling going to the bathroom “punishing the porcelain” from now on. I’m thinking this might really catch on. 021
Reposted by CaptainTr00scorpy @socpens.com · 27/01/2025you know its a good bidet when a little bit comes out your mouth 48878159
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Whoever thought the word “pussycat” was acceptable is an absolute FREAK 131
Reposted by CaptainTr00poe @almost-poe.bsky.social · 25/01/2025 THE GOON HAUNTS YOU!! {Insert problematic sarcastic comment from goon night} 0102
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Fetty Wap, I still sing your songs. I want you to be mine again, Fetty. 240
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 24/01/2025There’s really nothing quite like having the window cracked on a cold winter night; the wind tickling your booty cheeks in the moonlight. 010
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 23/01/20257am and I’m already committing atrocities this world cannot fathom in the bathroom. 010
Reposted by CaptainTr00vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025new form of quiet quitting: loudly shitting 2353
CaptainTr00 @captaintr00.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I wish I could have period shits. Mfs so god damn lucky. 041
