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Ezzer @ezzer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Famously, there was a national debate happening on who could use which bathrooms in 1965
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
At this point you should assume any ww2 YouTube video is just straight up lying to you, until proven otherwise
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Great! Now luka has time to give us all more loot boxes again
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Be nice lavahehe.bsky.social she is new around here
bsky.app
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This isn’t a protest, it’s just a mild tantrum. And like any parent, Sony will just wait it out
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
We have gone too far when we started putting ads made for mobile phones on network tv
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I don’t believe much, except that snow is non-canonical
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Everyone should be nice to me today
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Taking a thousand each of naan and baguettes: the best naan will go the furthest, the worst will still go further than the worst baguette, and both the mean and median distance for naan will be higher than a baguette
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
When I was a kid I didn’t know where the games were once I installed them in DOS, so every time I played Sim City or XWing I’d just run the CD install command over and over. The most annoying part was getting the sound right
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
@jtkantor.bsky.social is it too late to make requests for the game playing right now? Cause I’d love to hear some RBI Baseball music
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The MCU doesn’t work anymore because we all experienced covid
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
woke 2 is here
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Widow's Bay is proof that the people yearn for Lost
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
There shouldn't be map voting in quick play, just get me into the game
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Oh, Mother of Pearl, I wouldn’t trade you for another girl
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Man this feels like an impossible to win situation for Obsidian. Even if they create a good or even great game, no way it can live up to the expectations people are going to put on it
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Im sorry, but Mexico not being able to make it past the round of 16 is just too funny to not happen again
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
who do we yell at when BEST OF FOLLOWS has been broken for days
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Another common Birthright Citizenship W for America
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The current number one way companies try to sell you new mobile games is by just showing you someone playing it very very badly, until you want to say “fine I’ll do it myself”
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Recalling a guy in college telling us he liked bush while the entire room looked at him horrified, but he meant the machinehead guy not the war criminal guy
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 31/05/2026
Sinners meme in which Stack asks Remmick "Y'all performing at the Freedom 250?" and Remmick replies "Sir."
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Maybe we shouldn’t put manuals for games behind QR codes
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
A Mac Mini built with iPhone chips in a bondi blue case
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
AIs biggest problem is it has not successfully demonstrated to the public how it can improve pornography
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
This guy popes
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The “I did that” stickers are strangely missing on all the gas pumps now. Weird
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Tony Gilroy, please come and save the Mario movies
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
CLIPCHAMP: your onedrive is full. buy more space to use me ME: I have 1.5 TB of local space on my computer use that. CLIPCHAMP: no <3
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
WHY DO I NEED ONE DRIVE TO USE FUCKING CLIPCHAMP TO TRIM A VIDEO. FUCK OFF MICROSOFT FOREVERRRRR
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Actually, netflix, you don’t need to have Palmer Lucky on your kids show
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The year is 1996, the president was born in 1946. The year is now 2006, the president was born in 1946. The year is now 2026, the president was born in 1946
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
No other country should participate in the next World Cup or Olympics
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
So, someone is going to die from this hitting your face with hammers thing, right
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I’m better at texting because it’s like save scumming your words
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
You should be able to see the likes you have given someone by checking a tab on their profile so you can remember who they are when they change their name or pfp
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I’m not saying it’s logical, but I always got the white supremacy vibes from hockey going back to when I was a kid
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It is so embarrassing being conservative today and having to pretend you liked kid rock’s half time show more then Bad Bunny
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I haven't watched the show yet, but Sabrina Carpenter and Miss Piggy really do have the same eyes, dont they?
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I really wish I knew who had been in the bathroom stall next to me that clearly did not wash his hands when he finished
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I never trusted yakub
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
*Chuckles Wryly*
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Do Europeans hate us? Buddy, I hate us
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
ngl I heard fireworks and frantically signed on looking for news that 'it happened'
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Looks like hollywood is jumping on the HEATED RIVALRIES momentum
a very blurry (sorry) image of Will Smith in snow for the show POLE TO POLE
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
You know things are bad when even Sweden wants people to leave Denmark alone
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Going back in time to explain to nerds “Trump takes away Lego”
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crow @crowbotrock.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Solving the trolley problem by constantly running into the first goomba on world 1-1
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