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People who send you a 'Hi how are you?' message on Teams and then don't follow it up for 10 minutes #names #worsethanhitler

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 20h

Any news on Thatcher's current status?

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I used to work with a bloke who went to school with Jeffrey Archer. 'A complete fucking shit, even then'

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'd be snoring in ten minutes!

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I wouldn't rule it out - it does sound quite relaxing! Are you allowed to fall asleep?

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Haha. I guess that's good motivation. Wtf is a sound bath?

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I might have to go tonight instead. Need to do some exercise. It's harder to find the motivation now the weather's turning shit

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Well done. I was supposed to go for a swim this morning before work but stayed in bed...

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The planned October getting down to study/healthier living regime didn't get off to the best of starts as Mrs F returned from her travels and we went straight up the pub for burgers and pints

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Bought an expensive smart fitness watch the other evening when I was a bit pissed because I thought it would help me focus on getting properly fit. It's being delivered later and all I can think of is how much beer and crisps I could have bought with the money instead

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I went to watch The Usual Suspects all ready to try to guess the big plot twist. There was a poster for the film in the tube station next to the cinema and some cunt had written 'It was him' with an arrow above Kevin Spacey's head

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Haha. I've just Google image searched 'hot nuns'. It's an actual thing!

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I suspect none of them are priests... Did they do hot nuns one?

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Mrs F has gone to her parents for the weekend. While the cat's away, the mouse will *checks notes* do some studying and DIY jobs

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Going to the gym before I start tomorrow. Not for a LinkedIn-style release of endorphins to set me up for a hard day at the business coalface but because I've eaten a fuck load of cheese over the past two weeks

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Back to fucking work tomorrow lads. I was hoping it might have burned down while I was off

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Neighbour forgot to put our bins out while we were away. Fewmin

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

To be fair, they don't fuck about. None of that standing on a picket line waving a placard

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Last day here. Bit sick of French food now so found a Thai noodle fast food place. Nice and simple and no poncing about with multiple choice menus, bread baskets and sullen waiters

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Local firefighters were protesting about something so spent the day burning tyres and detonating fireworks outside the town hall before driving in convoy through the city like they'd just overthrown the regime

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Second wine tasting of the day

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yuk. Hope you're ok the mend soon. I can recommend wine at 11am by the way...

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'll be asleep in two hours... You still barfing for Britain?

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sadly not. Sightseeing round the coast

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Going on a boat trip this morning

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Corsica. It's got some breathtaking scenery

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Not sure hiking up a whacking great hill in 27C heat was a great idea but it was a pretty decent view at the top

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ça, c'est la belle vie #that'slivingalright

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Thanks! Not sure it'll be long enough for a tan though. I am the whitest person on the beach. All the French people are the colour of conkers

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ha ha. It's a pleasant 25 degrees and the sea is lovely and warm. I've had worse days...

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Corsican mountains have been fantastic (apart from our friend falling down a hill yesterday and breaking her wrist). Off to the seaside now for some r and r

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Big hike in the Corsican mountains. Pint. I've had worse Mondays

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

We're going on a ferry later

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I've subsequently discovered my French is now embarrassingly bad. Any attempt at conversation has quickly descended to pointing and gesticulation like a proper Brit abroad

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The busker singing We Are The World really badly can fuck off though

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Poncing around a French market buying sausage, cheese and beer. It's busy, the cafés are packed and just completely different to the miserable English high street experience

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The only non-press release content on my local newspaper site comes from the LDRS. All the major publishers abandoned any commitment to covering local news properly so staff could churn out web fodder to service all the cheap ad inventory they sold, so they're reaping what they showed. Fuck 'em

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I am wearing the holey pre-holiday pants of last resort. I feel I should carry a note explaining to emergency workers why I'm wearing them in case I get run over

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Nipped out to buy broccoli earlier. Ended up having a couple of pints. And not buying any broccoli

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Let's hope they get one soon then

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