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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Mrs F has gone to her parents for the weekend. While the cat's away, the mouse will *checks notes* do some studying and DIY jobs

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Back to fucking work tomorrow lads. I was hoping it might have burned down while I was off

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Neighbour forgot to put our bins out while we were away. Fewmin

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Last day here. Bit sick of French food now so found a Thai noodle fast food place. Nice and simple and no poncing about with multiple choice menus, bread baskets and sullen waiters

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Local firefighters were protesting about something so spent the day burning tyres and detonating fireworks outside the town hall before driving in convoy through the city like they'd just overthrown the regime

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Second wine tasting of the day

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Going on a boat trip this morning

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Not sure hiking up a whacking great hill in 27C heat was a great idea but it was a pretty decent view at the top

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ça, c'est la belle vie #that'slivingalright

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Corsican mountains have been fantastic (apart from our friend falling down a hill yesterday and breaking her wrist). Off to the seaside now for some r and r

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Big hike in the Corsican mountains. Pint. I've had worse Mondays

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

We're going on a ferry later

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I've subsequently discovered my French is now embarrassingly bad. Any attempt at conversation has quickly descended to pointing and gesticulation like a proper Brit abroad

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Poncing around a French market buying sausage, cheese and beer. It's busy, the cafés are packed and just completely different to the miserable English high street experience

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I am wearing the holey pre-holiday pants of last resort. I feel I should carry a note explaining to emergency workers why I'm wearing them in case I get run over

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Nipped out to buy broccoli earlier. Ended up having a couple of pints. And not buying any broccoli

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Let's hope they get one soon then

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Off for a haircut as it's gone a bit

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Going to Corsica this week with friends who are very outdoorsy people. They messaged to say bring walking gear and cycling clothes, which is fair enough. Just had another message asking if we have climbing shoes

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Three day week coming up then I'm off on holiday for a fortnight. Can't fucking wait is an understatement

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Dishwasher is in and working 💪🏼Ended up having to repair or replace most of the plumbing under the sink while I was at it and it took ages to get the fucking cupboard door lined up, but I'm now coursing with testosterone. Going for a pint to celebrate my manliness

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Dishwasher installation instructions. They may as well have published them in fucking Sanskrit for all the use they are

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Thank fuck that week's over. I firmly believe anyone who says they love their job is lying

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

New dishwasher was delivered this morning. Am I spending my lunch hour plumbing it in? Or am I watching Bargain Hunt?

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I'm wearing slippers. Autumn is officially here

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I was working at a local newspaper in South London when 9/11 happened. My boss made me switch off the TV so the reporters would stop watching this era-defining news event and get back to writing nibs about sponsored walks

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

There's a very Welsh man in the office today

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Off to a wedding anniversary party. There's a free bar, which always ends well

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I'm taking up a pair of trousers

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The person who I told not to come into the office because they had a cold but came anyway has given me a fucking cold

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

6 Music has been banging on about carnival all day. Having grown up in Somerset, to me carnival means a load of pissed up young farmers on a flat-bed lorry dressed up in costumes that wouldn't be deemed socially acceptable these days

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Now eating half my own body weight of Taiwanese food

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Just bought a whole load of new clobber

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Going clothes shopping tomorrow

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Honking it down here lads. Mrs F hates thunder and lightning so is hiding in the front room eating tiramisu straight from the carton with a serving spoon

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Keep seeing some bloke in his 40s cycling round town on a bright orange BMX with white mag wheels. Obviously thinks he looks like a cool hipster and not a fat prick on a kid's bike

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Owing to the fact I ate a pizza last night the size of a footballer's telly, I am in the gym

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Shitshow of a day at work, with the highpoint being someone angle-grinding next door's drive while I'm interviewing someone on Teams for a job

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Oooo remembers the heatwave? I'm off out and am having to wear a coat and long trousers

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Went for a proper pool swim this morning for the first time in about 15 years. Knackered. Got a few odd looks as my arm looks like I've been self-harming after yesterday's bike/hedge incident

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Evening bike ride across the fields was going well until I hit a hole and went flying into a bramble hedge. I'm slavered in Savlon

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Building compost bins in the blazing sun with a massive hangover, in case you were wondering how my Saturday's going

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