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Findus

@findus.bsky.social
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Former journalist, current corporate waffle merchant. Part-time history student, full-time tit

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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As an added bonus it's being held at a university so I'm currently on a bus full of students
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm on a management training course today and tomorrow. I've done loads of these before but my contentment to loaf in the realms of middle management mean I've qualified for another. Yippee
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sounds great...
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Monday
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To be fair, they don't fuck about. None of that standing on a picket line waving a placard
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Local firefighters were protesting about something so spent the day burning tyres and detonating fireworks outside the town hall before driving in convoy through the city like they'd just overthrown the regime
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Second wine tasting of the day
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wine tasting at 11am
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sadly not. Sightseeing round the coast
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Going on a boat trip this morning
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not sure hiking up a whacking great hill in 27C heat was a great idea but it was a pretty decent view at the top
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ça, c'est la belle vie #that'slivingalright
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Je suis sur la plage
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Corsican mountains have been fantastic (apart from our friend falling down a hill yesterday and breaking her wrist). Off to the seaside now for some r and r
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Big hike in the Corsican mountains. Pint. I've had worse Mondays
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Je suis en Corse
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We're going on a ferry later
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Je suis en France
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Let's hope they get one soon then
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Off for a haircut as it's gone a bit
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Going to Corsica this week with friends who are very outdoorsy people. They messaged to say bring walking gear and cycling clothes, which is fair enough. Just had another message asking if we have climbing shoes
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They were charging a £115 installation fee
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Anyway, I'll just crack on with it. With my DIY skills, what could possibly go wrong?
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dishwasher installation instructions. They may as well have published them in fucking Sanskrit for all the use they are
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There's a very Welsh man in the office today
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Off to a wedding anniversary party. There's a free bar, which always ends well
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm taking up a pair of trousers
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The person who I told not to come into the office because they had a cold but came anyway has given me a fucking cold
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just bought a whole load of new clobber
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Friday night pints
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Going clothes shopping tomorrow
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oooo remembers the heatwave? I'm off out and am having to wear a coat and long trousers
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sam Matterface pronouncing 'United' during this pre-season friendly #unidid #dalendlessshid
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Just consolidated all my pensions
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
They missed the word skid after indelible
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Top drawer late evening walk across the fields yesterday. Hares, deer and a massive barn owl perched in a tree
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Mrs F: 'Bring the calendar up so I can check some dates' My cat:
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Back to work
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Hello. I've been in a field for three days drunk as a lord watching (not very) popular music. I can thoroughly recommend it
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Out of office on for five days lads
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Got my end of year uni course results lads. Distinction
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
They're not wrong. First day of the Burnham premiership, I'm working a three-day week and washing up by hand as the dishwasher's packed up
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Imagine watching this but on ITV instead
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hydration break
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Hydration break
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Hydration break
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Had enough of that bin head bloke now. We all know there's only one bin the nation would truly get behind
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
*Closing credit theme to The Sweeney*
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Findus @findus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Got to love this platform. It's like being at a church youth club
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