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The Eremite

@findesickle.bsky.social
39 followers 21 following 354 posts

The disallowed softhard side of a deeply limited aging mortal who reads a lot, plays guitar, and eats pastry. The words have to come out somehow

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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People posting pictures here and referring to them as “private” really sends me. Same for anything, really. Anyone can see, like, and talk about your shit on here, girl. It ain’t private.
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
…you don’t understand the historical consensus. Even speaking as one who fucking can’t stand James Palmer’s love for whipping his dick out on all things China, he’s utterly owning you here.
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Stop while you are only this far behind.
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
OK yup can confirm Atlanta airport is full of hot Black people jeezus damn
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Yes, he was. His resume was full of appointments that presumptive employers had never heard of, and his story of his youth was largely fabricated.
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Cofnas is a racist piece of shit. Also, Arday was a total fraud. Two things can be - and in this case, are - true.
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Funny how progressives’ passionate allegiance to identity politics evaporates entirely when the moderate Dem candidate is Black.
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Expensive surgeries for dogs are a sign of decadence
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If you’re the kind of account that has a DM fee, I really don’t need to know you
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ahhhh I wanna EAT all of it SO HARD Like full bowls of ice cream
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Marry me. I season my cooking and *eat* with enthusiasm
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Jesus Rhaenyra I need you to stop conforming to the hysterical woman stereotype for FIVE MINUTES
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’m sorry, but Harry and Megan fuckin deserve each other
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Literally every single “beans on toast are fine ok” post on Bluesky
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
BRINITYYYYYYYY ‘Twas foreordained #loveislandusa
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
What are we like? Well, we’re not the world’s most violent and hated association football fans, for one thing
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Drunk twats was taking too long to type
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
They are whenever a black player fucks up, that’s pretty clear
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You came to Boston and thought that shitting on the Scots in public like you always do would be fine. It wasn’t. More generally, you’re unimaginative and boorish yet somehow also condescending white cunts, and we hate you.
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
For real
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Once again, #loveislandusa just punishing Casa bombs
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ugh really? Melanie and Sincere stay? Just put them and us out of our misery #loveislandusa
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Also - accurate
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Mustache boy has dead eyes
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Yall Dylan isn’t Ted Bundy - he’s a douchebag, not a serial killer. GAL, on the other hand #loveislandusa
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Whooooooo Melanie/Sincere falling apart at the FINISH LINE YALL #loveislandusa
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Subsequently impressed by Kenzie pulling Dylan’s mom?! #loveislandusa
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
WAIT WHAT WHOAH — am I actually impressed by Kenzie’s dad’s address?! #loveislandusa
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
KC still creeps me out a little bit — like, where’s the tenderness? #loveislandusa
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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sarcasticburner.bsky.social @sarcasticburner.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
“And what I want is four wheel drive, side airbags, and extra cupholders.”
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Don’t get me wrong, Kenzie annoys the shit out of me, but she’s frankly the only good TV on this damn show, and she’s the only one getting blamed for exploring #loveislandusa
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
KC: “I know what I want from her, I know what I want with her” What the fuck is he buying a car or something #loveislandusa
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
“Your feelings are valid” is the new “going forward.” #lovveislandusa
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The USMNT loss and subsequent ridicule has offered an excellent opportunity to block a lot of hypocritical, shitty people.
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Yeah can’t wait till you add their history in Africa to this.
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Oh and also they pioneered brutal colonialism in Afri…oh, wait
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Cannot wait until USWNT shits all over you like they do every single time
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I cannot wait for next year when the USWNT shits on all of them. Like they literally always do.
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
KC and Corbin are on some kinda scary redpill bullshit #loveislandusa
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Carl realizing in real time that he is way too mature and gentlemanly for this group on #loveislandusa
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Gal is giving Charles Manson psychopath vibes and the flaky blondes are lapping it up #loveislandusa
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Why do they do all this weird shit with food on #loveislandusa
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Sincere is a people-pleaser AND a fuckboy. Melanie, you’re too stunning for this, it’s on you to accept happiness with somebody else #loveislandusa
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Did Melanie wait to get back with Sincere just so she could yell at him? #loveislandusa
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⚜️TYRANT Madame⚜️ @ladyjm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Don’t worry, #Loveislandusa fans were recruiting KPOP Stans in the US to tap in and vote on twitter apparently 😂. He’s absolutely coming back!!
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Bring Carl back Bring Carl back Bring Carl back #loveislandusa
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
TRINITY AND BRYCE I AM CRYING MY BOY DID THE RUN UP “Can I get over there now?” !!!!!!!!!!! #loveislandusa
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The Eremite @findesickle.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Spell her fucking name right or get the goddamn hell out of my replies
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